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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Being Baroque is when you are all out of Monet.

    Hedda GablerNotaroFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Saw a lizard upright on his back legs telling jokes, turns out it was a stand up chameleon.

    Hedda GablerNotaroFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    People talk about Pigpen being dirty but Charlie Brown has been wearing the same shirt for 70 years and I have to guess it’s getting a little gamey.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Chameleons are supposed to blend well, but I think it's ruined this smoothie.

    not_nadineHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    The first rule of the OCD Club is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    .....went to the doctor, thinking I had arthritis....turns out, I have early onset rigor mortis....
    Hedda Gablernot_nadineFlakeNoirKurben
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    edited April 6
    Another babbling. They are random so this is where I stick them. 

    Another car ride, so early and still dark (before the morons wake and jump on the hamster wheel and continue to fuck everything up) lost in my thoughts, the song Spitting Off the Edge of the World by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs came on the radio. And while this song wasn’t even in heads not born yet, it immediately took me back 40 years.  The beat, the feel, the sound of it reminded me of the best slow dance I ever had. 

    At 21, I worked the late shift at a restaurant. If we were really lucky, we’d get off about thirty minutes before a cowboy bar across the street closed. I wasn’t a bar girl and cowboys weren’t my go-to dudes, but it was fun to be with the crew and play with the boys. So, we’d make our entrance the way girls do and last-call eyes honed in. 

    There was this cute guy, always at the bar the rare times we managed an early night and he would wait for a slow song and immediately ask me to dance. Same guy, random nights, months apart. He’d gather me in his arms, not inappropriately but it was seductive. Okay, yeah, maybe it was my big boobs or he got off on the hamburger aroma, but he didn’t start grab-assing or grinding into me. He just wrapped me up and tucked in and he felt good.

    It’s odd, total strangers touching so intimately in a socially acceptable way. For the time anyway. Do people still slow dance?  I never got his name, but I will remember the feeling of him, hot and tangled into me. 

    So, when Spitting Off the Edge of the World came on, the slow sound of it, I thought of that boy, a sensory memory from so long ago and my last gasping hormone moaned. 
    I haven’t slow danced for probably 30 years and what a shame that is.   

    All of you, think back to the best slow dance you ever had. Now put on a beautiful, slow song and ask your boo to dance. Melt into them.  Feel the ‘mone. 

    not_nadineGNTLGNTFlakeNoirKurben
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    I love this story
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....I will forgo my usual nonsense today.....that was incredible and to post anything in the aftermath of the moment would be disrespectful.....
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    Wow, thanks guys. It’s an honest memory. Told with a side of melancholy I suppose. ❤️
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    edited April 6
    Scott, can you post a video of that song in music for me?

    Yes, i’m still a tech dumbass.   The official video is pretty wild visually. So think sound and a slow dance. Very sexy. 
    GNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Scott, can you post a video of that song in music for me?

    Yes, i’m still a tech dumbass.   The official video is pretty wild visually. So think sound and a slow dance. Very sexy. 
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    edited April 6
    Thank you. Many ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    not_nadineGNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Hookers don't fart, they let out little prosti-toots.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Whether a bird can fly or not is a matter of a pinion

    not_nadineHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    My friend David had his ID stolen, now we just call him Dav

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    “The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed"
    GNTLGNT
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Confession: I regularly say I’m going to jump in the shower but I rarely actually do.

    not_nadineHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    And I say I'm going to run to the store, but that never happens.
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Food has replaced sex in my life... now I can't even get into my own pants.

    Hedda Gablernot_nadineFlakeNoir
  • not_nadinenot_nadine

    Here's a Life Hack Tip: 

    Fill the pinata with ketchup, and you'll never have to host a children's party again.


    GNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    Hedda GablerGNTLGNTFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Every time I use the plunger it feels like I am giving my toilet CPR.

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Today a man passed out on the Ferris wheel, but it looks like he’s slowly coming around.

    Hedda Gablernot_nadineFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT

    Will I go to jail if I killed someone with kindness?

    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
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