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I hate it when I’m laughing and my ass falls off.
I'm so daredevil, I sometimes STOP even when it's not Hammer time.
I guess the vertical stripes aren’t really slimming when people keep mistaking me for a circus tent.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza, should have set the oven to aloha temperature...
I was born at a very young age
I've finally reached the age where my wife says "I'm really mad at you", I just ask "still or again"?
Circumcision really hurts, when I had it done as a newborn, I couldn’t walk for a year.
Reincarnation is making a comeback.
The furniture store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night stand
They say money talks, but mine just waves and walks off.
If Dwayne Johnson is studying his family history, is it called genealogy or geology?
The abandoned pickle factory now identifies as non-brinery.
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but never got the chants.
After 561 straight days, I have reached the final section of Spanish on duolingo. Section 8 has 36 units. I am guessing another 2 months.
(had to look that up) Only thing I could say while in Mexico was "Dos cervezas con limón, por favor, rápido", and Dónde está el baño.
~ Two beers with lime -quick and where is the bathroom.~
Got me through thou.
I’m not saying I’m out of shape but I get winded from thinking.