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what if...
just food for thought....
what if...
stephen king were actually a pseudonym... much as richard bachman was a pseudonym... and "king" has been writing under this name since day one?
what if this were true?
#### spoiler ####
the king in the dt 6 says that he didn't write the dark tower... that it just came to him on a "beam " (telepathy?? from king's real name?)
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is king "retiring" after the DT7 because he plans to retire the name king like he did the bachman name?
yet continue to write under his real name?
could explain why king is a character in his own book... because he is a fictional character?
just my "what if" thoughts
makes for a good story in my head anyway.
boo boo
aka. sir boomme
what if...
stephen king were actually a pseudonym... much as richard bachman was a pseudonym... and "king" has been writing under this name since day one?
what if this were true?
#### spoiler ####
the king in the dt 6 says that he didn't write the dark tower... that it just came to him on a "beam " (telepathy?? from king's real name?)
#############
is king "retiring" after the DT7 because he plans to retire the name king like he did the bachman name?
yet continue to write under his real name?
could explain why king is a character in his own book... because he is a fictional character?
just my "what if" thoughts
makes for a good story in my head anyway.
boo boo
aka. sir boomme
Comments
I'm Stephen King.
I'm also Dean Koontz and Clive Barker, and I've written three books as Peter Straub, but dealing with all that dense prose and non-linear narrative was a bit much for me, so I've since hired ghost writers.
On really bad days, I'm V.C. Andrews and R.L. Stine, as well, but we won't go into that.
I'm not Richard Matheson. He's a psuedonym for H.P. lovecraft, of all people, who changed his style and, with the aid of nano-technology, is still alive and well(except for that whole explosive flatulence thing). Whenever he and I collaborate, it's under the name Bev Vincent, but not THIS Bev.
Our Bev is a girl who writes gay chimp flash slash fiction for obscure e-zines.
The other Bev is real.
fyi... in my post above... it's just a musing... i don't really think King could have pulled off such a sham for so long - though Mark Twain did it for quite a while in his day... how many people in his day actually knew him as Samual Clemens?
it's been said that Mark Twain's greatest fiction was "Mark Twain."
but in the past, i have contacted people who claim to have gone to grade school and high school with King... and they knew him as stephen king back then, so if it is a ruse, it had to be started extremely young in his life.
but if it were pseudonym... it sure would explain some things in my mind. (and that's what's really important... right?)
hey Bev :-*.... could we have a new thread that is dedicated to your gay chimp flash slash fiction? maybe we could get a round-robin gay chimp story going?
~boo boo
aka.sir boomme
aka. terry from austin
aka. etc.
Sorry, this material is being seriously considered for publication by the Journal for Gay Chimp Flash Fiction and posting any of it here would abrogate my first serial rights.
I remember once years ago shortly after I first arrived on the net, that I ran into a group of people that thought it amusing to create lots of fake links in chatrooms to see which people clicked on them, and one of the most outrageous links some one came up with, actually worked!
And, nope am not gonna click the link...or if I do I'm not telling :P
uimps out there - I'm not trying to offend any particular primate - what you dues in dem banana treez is yer own bizness - just keep'n it off dis page! And if'n ya need ter flash, jez uze a flashbub! {said in his best Detta Walker voice} ;DWhat does Bev know about Gay Chimp Porno, inquiring minds would like to know (well maybe not...might be better) lol
It's the pseudonymous Bev Vincent (the one that is really me and Richard Matheson/H.P. Lovecraft) that writes gay chimp flash slash fiction, not the real Bev.
The real Bev writes messages containing links that cause me to gape at the screen thinking No, that can't be. There can't really be such a place, after which point I click the link and feel like a big silly poo.
And I just noticed that "gape" sounds like a contraction of "gay ape," so, you see, uh...
Must be ka, or something.
:-/