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GNTLGNT · May 12

When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.

GNTLGNT · May 13

If two Vegans are fighting, is it still called a Beef?

GNTLGNT · May 14

I find the greatest conflict in a loaf of bread tends to be in the middle yeast.

not_nadine · May 15

Kurben · May 15

Life is a lemon and i want my money back
Meatloaf

GNTLGNT · May 15

I often wonder why tinned cat food isn't usually made from mice and birds; I have yet to find half a tuna on my door mat.

GNTLGNT · May 16

We were told to bring a compass on the hike, but I don't see how drawing circles will help.

GNTLGNT · May 17

I love hyperbole more than anyone else in the whole wide world.

GNTLGNT · May 18

After long consideration I have decided to donate my body to science because I need room in my freezer.

GNTLGNT · May 19

3 wheelchair athletes in the special Olympics tested positive for WD-40

GNTLGNT · May 20

A smart person can fake stupidity, but a stupid person can’t fake smartidity

not_nadine · May 21

In today's local news:

Florida’s Drunk Squirrels Are Back — And They’re Waging War on Birdfeeders Again

Apparently it's fermented fruit.

GNTLGNT · May 21

Guy on a tractor just drove by shouting the end of the world is nigh,turns out it was Farmer Geddon

not_nadine · May 21

When people say, "You look so familiar" just ask, "You watch that kind of stuff on the internet?" It pretty much ends the conversation

GNTLGNT · May 22

I really kicked ass and took names at work this week, which didn’t go over well since I’m a kindergarten teacher.

GNTLGNT · May 23

.....I've discovered my inner child....but I don't think it's mine.....

GNTLGNT · May 24

When a short person says nice hair, check your zipper immediately.

Hedda Gabler · May 24

This is Public Service Announcement.

Note to you badass, cosplay, weekend Crotch rocket/Hog riders:

When you hit the roads with your vicious gang, dressed to the nines in all that glorious leather, fist bumping at every stoplight, zigzagging through McDonald’s parking lots like a gator is on your trail— for the love of God and all things holy — make sure your ginormous ass crack isn’t hanging out. It sort of kills the vibe for those around you.

Much appreciated. (Kissing my peace-sign fingers, taping my heart).

Hedda Gabler · May 24

Hedda Gabler said:

This is Public Service Announcement.

Note to you badass, cosplay, weekend Crotch rocket/Hog riders:

When you hit the roads with your vicious gang, dressed to the nines in all that glorious leather, fist bumping at every stoplight, zigzagging through McDonald’s parking lots like a gator is on your trail— for the love of God and all things holy — make sure your ginormous ass crack isn’t hanging out. It sort of kills the vibe for those around you.

Much appreciated. (Kissing my peace-sign fingers, taping my heart).

Tapping. Yeah, obviously I write these in real time. And yes, i just saw biker ass crack in all its glory, in its unnatural habitat. (These guys were faux bikers, having a day off from their rounding-up-shopping-carts jobs.)

GNTLGNT · May 25

Hedda Gabler · May 25

GNTLGNT said:

I don‘t think I saw ass crack in this — or I was more ass-crack accepting in those days.

GNTLGNT · May 26

When the factory shut down I bought their old refrigerator, but now whenever I work from home someone steals my lunch.

GNTLGNT · May 27

I wrote a book on penguins, but the flapping made the chapters hard to follow.

GNTLGNT · May 28

When I die I’d like the word "Humble" to be engraved on my statue.

GNTLGNT · May 29

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.

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When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.

If two Vegans are fighting, is it still called a Beef?

I find the greatest conflict in a loaf of bread tends to be in the middle yeast.

I often wonder why tinned cat food isn't usually made from mice and birds; I have yet to find half a tuna on my door mat.

We were told to bring a compass on the hike, but I don't see how drawing circles will help.

I love hyperbole more than anyone else in the whole wide world.

After long consideration I have decided to donate my body to science because I need room in my freezer.

3 wheelchair athletes in the special Olympics tested positive for WD-40

A smart person can fake stupidity, but a stupid person can’t fake smartidity

Florida’s Drunk Squirrels Are Back — And They’re Waging War on Birdfeeders Again

Guy on a tractor just drove by shouting the end of the world is nigh,turns out it was Farmer Geddon

I really kicked ass and took names at work this week, which didn’t go over well since I’m a kindergarten teacher.

When a short person says nice hair, check your zipper immediately.

When the factory shut down I bought their old refrigerator, but now whenever I work from home someone steals my lunch.

I wrote a book on penguins, but the flapping made the chapters hard to follow.

When I die I’d like the word "Humble" to be engraved on my statue.

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When asked how it felt to be the prison librarian, I said it had its prose and cons.

If two Vegans are fighting, is it still called a Beef?

I find the greatest conflict in a loaf of bread tends to be in the middle yeast.

I often wonder why tinned cat food isn't usually made from mice and birds; I have yet to find half a tuna on my door mat.

We were told to bring a compass on the hike, but I don't see how drawing circles will help.

I love hyperbole more than anyone else in the whole wide world.

After long consideration I have decided to donate my body to science because I need room in my freezer.

3 wheelchair athletes in the special Olympics tested positive for WD-40

A smart person can fake stupidity, but a stupid person can’t fake smartidity

Florida’s Drunk Squirrels Are Back — And They’re Waging War on Birdfeeders Again

Guy on a tractor just drove by shouting the end of the world is nigh,turns out it was Farmer Geddon

I really kicked ass and took names at work this week, which didn’t go over well since I’m a kindergarten teacher.

When a short person says nice hair, check your zipper immediately.

When the factory shut down I bought their old refrigerator, but now whenever I work from home someone steals my lunch.

I wrote a book on penguins, but the flapping made the chapters hard to follow.

When I die I’d like the word "Humble" to be engraved on my statue.