Random Thoughts

GNTLGNT

If I owned a bookstore, I’d make it very, very tricky to find the mystery section.

GNTLGNT

Barn owls must have been elated to find out when humans began building barns.

GNTLGNT

.....read a survey that at least 30% of pet owners allow their pets to sleep with them...I don't reccomend....my goldfish died....

GNTLGNT

Why can't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?

GNTLGNT

"You can't end an English sentence in a preposition" lol as if

GNTLGNT

It takes real courage to go on a hunger strike after smoking weed.

GNTLGNT

Someone recently accused me of plagiarism; their words not mine.

GNTLGNT

The human body is 60% water and 40% gunk.

GNTLGNT

Throwing gang signs is the only time you can die playing charades.

GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

Many people told Beethoven that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen?

Hedda Gabler

GNTLGNT said:

Throwing gang signs is the only time you can die playing charades.

I’ve told this before, but I’m old. I have the RIGHT to tell my stories over and over again. 

And… I’ve told this before, but I’m old. I have the RIGHT to tell my stories over and over again. 

anyway… i hit a landscape rock in my car backing out of a business (just a rock, nothing fancy) and it tore the shit out of my bumper. Okay, maybe I just thought it would get out of my way. 

When i contacted insurance, I informed the claims representative that i was pretty sure the rock threw some gang signs and I was fleeing for my life. 

She laughed. I feel sorry for people who have to put up with my silliness. 

GNTLGNT

GNTLGNT

We ironically now listen to books and read voicemails.

GNTLGNT

.....at my age, the sexiest text I receive is "Your prescription is ready for pick-up..."......

Hedda Gabler

Me too. 

GNTLGNT

I had to visit the trauma unit last weekend, but he prefers the term Dad

GNTLGNT

The band Free had an argument about whether or not to include spoonerisms in their lyrics and had an all night row.

GNTLGNT

The jets flying over the cemetery left chem-trails that were said to contain barium.

GNTLGNT

1. I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine..........Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

GNTLGNT

not_nadine

I would fall down and die if I ever saw this.


In 2020, a man in the Philippines discovered a giant golden-crowned flying fox hanging from his garage, one of the world's largest bats, with a wingspan up to 5.6 feet. Harmless and fruit-loving, this majestic pollinator went viral online

Hedda Gabler

not_nadine said:

I would fall down and die if I ever saw this.


In 2020, a man in the Philippines discovered a giant golden-crowned flying fox hanging from his garage, one of the world's largest bats, with a wingspan up to 5.6 feet. Harmless and fruit-loving, this majestic pollinator went viral online

Is this real? This can’t be real. No way! I would be sick. 

  I am completely in Night flyer mode with that thing.  

GNTLGNT

....yeppur.....it's real.....needs to make it change the oil in his scooter.....

GNTLGNT

Scientists still don’t know what’s at the bottom of the ocean but it’s probably water.