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• GNTLGNT

  August 10

  If I owned a bookstore, I’d make it very, very tricky to find the mystery section.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 11

  Barn owls must have been elated to find out when humans began building barns.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 12

  .....read a survey that at least 30% of pet owners allow their pets to sleep with them...I don't reccomend....my goldfish died....

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 13

  Why can't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 14

  "You can't end an English sentence in a preposition" lol as if

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 15

  It takes real courage to go on a hunger strike after smoking weed.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 16

  Someone recently accused me of plagiarism; their words not mine.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 17

  The human body is 60% water and 40% gunk.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 18

  Throwing gang signs is the only time you can die playing charades.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 19

  

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 20

  Many people told Beethoven that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but did he listen?

  
• Hedda Gabler

  August 20 edited August 20

  GNTLGNT said:

  Throwing gang signs is the only time you can die playing charades.

  I’ve told this before, but I’m old. I have the RIGHT to tell my stories over and over again. 

  
  

  And… I’ve told this before, but I’m old. I have the RIGHT to tell my stories over and over again. 
  
  anyway… i hit a landscape rock in my car backing out of a business (just a rock, nothing fancy) and it tore the shit out of my bumper. Okay, maybe I just thought it would get out of my way. 

  
  

  When i contacted insurance, I informed the claims representative that i was pretty sure the rock threw some gang signs and I was fleeing for my life. 

  
  

  She laughed. I feel sorry for people who have to put up with my silliness. 

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 20

  

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 21

  We ironically now listen to books and read voicemails.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 22

  .....at my age, the sexiest text I receive is "Your prescription is ready for pick-up..."......

  
• Hedda Gabler

  August 23

  Me too. 

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 23

  I had to visit the trauma unit last weekend, but he prefers the term Dad

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 24

  The band Free had an argument about whether or not to include spoonerisms in their lyrics and had an all night row.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 25

  The jets flying over the cemetery left chem-trails that were said to contain barium.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 26

  1. I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine..........Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 27

  

  
• not_nadine

  August 27

  I would fall down and die if I ever saw this.
  
  
  In 2020, a man in the Philippines discovered a giant golden-crowned flying fox hanging from his garage, one of the world's largest bats, with a wingspan up to 5.6 feet. Harmless and fruit-loving, this majestic pollinator went viral online
  
  
  

  
• Hedda Gabler

  August 27

  not_nadine said:

  I would fall down and die if I ever saw this.
  
  
  In 2020, a man in the Philippines discovered a giant golden-crowned flying fox hanging from his garage, one of the world's largest bats, with a wingspan up to 5.6 feet. Harmless and fruit-loving, this majestic pollinator went viral online
  
  
  

  Is this real? This can’t be real. No way! I would be sick. 

  
  

    I am completely in Night flyer mode with that thing.  

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 28

  ....yeppur.....it's real.....needs to make it change the oil in his scooter.....

  
• GNTLGNT

  August 28

  Scientists still don’t know what’s at the bottom of the ocean but it’s probably water.