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We spend years accumulating possessions, but in the end, they all become someone else's clutter.
THE ROYAL FAMILY - HHI NZ MEGACREW 1ST PLACE 2019
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Lather, rinse, repeat never ends.
It costs nothing to be a decent person, and that’s still too expensive for some folks.
No one ever threatens to prosecute you to half the extent of the law. It’s always the full extent.
Their practice stories can be just basic, mundane things, reinforcing your vocabulary and sentence structure. Improving your listening skills. And then Boom! Out of that well-known blue, an unexpected tale gets thrown into the mix.
Today, the story was about Vikram and his son Junior. Keep in mind, Junior’s avatar is a small child. Vikram picks his kid up at school and asks how his day went. Junior had a great day because it was Career Day and he was super excited to tell his dad that he enthusiastically told his class he wanted to be a Lion Tamer just like dear ol’ dad.
Vikram is confused. He’s not a Lion Tamer. He asks his son, “why do you think I’m a Lion Tamer?”
Grab a coffee. I’ll wait. (Insert your favorite wait-time-on-the-phone tune here)
You have two waiting ahead of you.
Anddddd, we’re back.
Junior tells dad, “you are a Lion Tamer because you have leather pants and whips in your closet.”
What. the. holy. hell.
I don’t even remember the question they asked me to respond to. But I had fun telling Vikram he needed to hide his freaky S&M shit from his kid better.
No shit. Duolingo stories are weird sometimes.
Zest had a whole generation thinking we weren't fully clean
Accidentally farting feels so much more shameful than farting with purpose.
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The nose is the only orifice a person can leak from in public without attracting concerned looks
You don’t realize how little you actually know about someone until you have to buy them a birthday present.