Random Thoughts

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Golf is the only activity where being sub-par is a good thing.

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.....I am mentally constipated......haven't given a shit in days.....

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Beanie babies don’t wear beanies

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Spiders are the only web developers that like finding bugs

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You can be too short to use a yo-yo

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With the invention of the wireless earbud it suddenly became socially acceptable to talk to the voices in your head

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If all the world’s a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Funko Pops are Precious Moments figurines for Millenials

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Unless you do your laundry naked, you’re never truly finished.

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You know you're getting old when you can't be bothered to remember how old you are

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Dentist's make money on bad teeth so you shouldn't buy toothpaste they recommend

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Someone out there is the mosquito slapping world champion and they don’t even know it.

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Poke your finger in someone's mouth while they are yawning to establish dominance.

Hedda Gabler

I interacted with a very professional person, young, who is named Dana possibly Dayna.  (Not sure how she spelled it)

I told her, I’m surprised to see a young person with that name.  Is there a story there?

she then tells me, my dad named me Dana/dayna after a character in a Stephen King book called — The Stand. 

I had to chuckle. 

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....you can plant plants but can't water water.....

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Hedda Gabler said:

I interacted with a very professional person, young, who is named Dana possibly Dayna.  (Not sure how she spelled it)

I told her, I’m surprised to see a young person with that name.  Is there a story there?

she then tells me, my dad named me Dana/dayna after a character in a Stephen King book called — The Stand. 

I had to chuckle. 

...Steve writes books????....well, put a stick up my ass and call me a corndog!!!!.....

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Cannabis doesn't make you lazy. It just allows you to procrastinate in peace.

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1. Do clothes in China say “Made around the corner”?

Hedda Gabler

They’re gonna ban porn? How’d like him now, boys?

😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

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I wonder if a serial killer ever unknowingly murdered another serial killer.

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Why do we say, "I slept like a baby", when babies wake up every two hours? 

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.....true story and true random thought....I got stuck behind a tar hauling truck with the fleet number "19" on it.....my thought was...."maybe I oughta back the hell off"....

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It’s weird that we type the letter L with our right hand and R with our left

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...Last night, someone broke in our place and took a dozen eggs.  They also left a saucepan filled with warm water....Police believe it was poachers.....