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  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Christ almighty! I’m sitting here, enjoying a cup of coffee, watching old British TV personality Michael Parkinson interviews on YouTube and I take a big drink. 

    Something squishy swishes in my mouth and I’m thinking it was a little knot of wadded hair or a dab of gruel not properly cleaned from the mug — which are both horrifying — Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!  It was a fly!!! A fly, touching my teeth and gums and tongue— floating around like a spelunker!  

    I’m dead. What diseased pile of steaming crap had it been munching on before it flew into my house and took a nose dive in my drink? I am so grossed out. 

    I scrubbed my mouth, but I fear the plague is upon me. 

    Goodbye.
    plagua doctor meme
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • KurbenKurben
    Have slept almost nothing for two nights in a row.... Planning to stay up, if i can, till about 6 or 8 pm and then take a sleeping pill so i get a good long sleep. time here now half past one pm.
    GNTLGNTHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    .....manifesting zzzzzzzzz's Kurb........
    Hedda GablerKurbenFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    Just a note to all of you:

    I pay attention to what you write, what you say. You took the time to put it here, and I give you my attention. 

    Books, movies, jokes, games, comments— if no one else in your life seems to listen, I do. 
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....and you bitch about going to HR......so there's that......
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    GNTLGNT said:
    ....and you bitch about going to HR......so there's that......
    Yeah, there is thaaat. 
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    Christ almighty! I’m sitting here, enjoying a cup of coffee, watching old British TV personality Michael Parkinson interviews on YouTube and I take a big drink. 

    Something squishy swishes in my mouth and I’m thinking it was a little knot of wadded hair or a dab of gruel not properly cleaned from the mug — which are both horrifying — Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!  It was a fly!!! A fly, touching my teeth and gums and tongue— floating around like a spelunker!  

    I’m dead. What diseased pile of steaming crap had it been munching on before it flew into my house and took a nose dive in my drink? I am so grossed out. 

    I scrubbed my mouth, but I fear the plague is upon me. 

    Goodbye.
    A person commented on my fly and I wrote back this. 

    It was so nasty. 

    There was some statistic that people eat a certain amount of bugs in their lifetime unknowingly. How these numbers were decided on I think is divulged in The Old Testament. A fly beget another fly who beget….uh oh, the begetting ends — Charlie Horsefly got swallowed by Jonah who was swallowed by a whale who was eaten by an old woman… I don’t know why.

    I’m the person who goes to the family barbecue watching the flies land on the watermelon. Nope. I’m not drunk enough (maybe it would help if I drank)  to eat the food sitting on the picnic table being feasted on by the bug kingdom and Staphylococcus aureus, Clostridium perfringens, and Bacillus cereus — shits then death. 

    But, I am a people watcher so I will watch your 
    grandma eat the tainted potato salad. That isn’t pepper grandma.  Of course, there’s a good chance grandma pickled cukes in kerosene back in the day if you have an ancient grandma, so when the fly landed in her guts, it more than likely spontaneously combusted.

    Grandmas are tough. 


    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    Piss Myself Laughing GIFs Tenor
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    GNTLGNT said:
    Piss Myself Laughing GIFs Tenor
    I hope that is said honestly. 🤣
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoir
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    .....I'm using stain remover ain't I??????......
    KurbenHedda GablerFlakeNoir
  • KurbenKurben
    I am an idiot! Last night when i was trying to punch a resistant pillow into shape i missed and landed a good one with the fist on my own chin. I actually heard a clonk-sound as the jaw swung sideways. Oh well, at least i had a good nights sleep after that.....
    Hedda Gablernot_nadineFlakeNoirGNTLGNT
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    edited September 11
    Ouch kabibble! But i love your humor about it. 
    FlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurben
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
     :D  I've done that!
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirGNTLGNTKurben
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Kurben said:
    I am an idiot! Last night when i was trying to punch a resistant pillow into shape i missed and landed a good one with the fist on my own chin. I actually heard a clonk-sound as the jaw swung sideways. Oh well, at least i had a good nights sleep after that.....
    😆❤️
    Recently I punched myself in the nose pulling up the blankets before sleep. 😬😁
    not_nadineGNTLGNTKurbenHedda Gabler
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    edited September 11
    I injured my arm pretty badly once I had woken up and my arm was asleep across my chest. I could feel the weight I touched it I couldn't feel the touch. And flung it as far as I could. My own arm.

    Surprised I didn't dislocate it.
    GNTLGNTKurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....*raises hand*......does sticking one's arm into ceiling fans multiple times over the years let me in the club?.....
    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda Gabler
  • KurbenKurben
    GNTLGNT said:
    ....*raises hand*......does sticking one's arm into ceiling fans multiple times over the years let me in the club?.....
    You're in!!
    FlakeNoirHedda GablerGNTLGNT
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    Different angle. 


    KurbenFlakeNoirHedda GablerGNTLGNT
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....ironwork needs some love, but that house is a grand old lady....would love to see the inside.....not just the kitchen.....
    FlakeNoirKurbenHedda Gablernot_nadine
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    GNTLGNT said:
    ....ironwork needs some love, but that house is a grand old lady....would love to see the inside.....not just the kitchen.....
    My first thought too: maintain that ironwork, geez. 
    not_nadineFlakeNoirKurbenGNTLGNT
  • not_nadinenot_nadine
    edited September 17
    Looks like a ton of bird poop. Possibly crows ;)
    FlakeNoirKurbenGNTLGNTHedda Gabler
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....well, if it's people doing it.....I abhor their bathroom habits but applaud their balance....
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • GNTLGNTGNTLGNT
    ....seriously, could be mold from dampness.....
    Hedda GablerFlakeNoirKurben
  • Hedda GablerHedda Gabler
    edited September 18
    Just reporting. 

     I think I told you guys I was learning math/algebra from a guy on YouTube? Well, iI went to BN and had rewards money so I bought a 6th grade pre algebra book (cost me 3.66!) because I realized pretty quick that I didn’t know some math concepts that are taught earlier but are very important in algebra. 

    So, I have my workbook and this YouTube guy and I am learning!  I understand. I still get frustrated— (even though it is beginner stuff) but I just keep at it. 

    I completely understand the embarrassment of an adult who might not be able to read. You feel shame for not knowing how to do something you should have learned as a kid.  I cried not understanding then, and now, I’ve been getting myself choked up because i get it!  

    If you know an adult who should be able to read, write, spell, math— Don’t tease or make fun of someone who can’t do something.  Encourage them to try. 

    I’m really proud of me. 
    not_nadineFlakeNoirGNTLGNT
  • FlakeNoirFlakeNoir
    Hedda Gabler said:
    Just reporting. 

     I think I told you guys I was learning math/algebra from a guy on YouTube? Well, iI went to BN and had rewards money so I bought a 6th grade pre algebra book (cost me 3.66!) because I realized pretty quick that I didn’t know some math concepts that are taught earlier but are very important in algebra. 

    So, I have my workbook and this YouTube guy and I am learning!  I understand. I still get frustrated— (even though it is beginner stuff) but I just keep at it. 

    I completely understand the embarrassment of an adult who might not be able to read. You feel shame for not knowing how to do something you should have learned as a kid.  I cried not understanding then, and now, I’ve been getting myself choked up because i get it!  

    If you know an adult who should be able to read, write, spell, math— Don’t tease or make fun of someone who can’t do something.  Encourage them to try. 

    I’m really proud of me. 
    I'm really proud of you too!😊
    I missed some key maths (spoken as a plural in NZ) concepts during my school years too. I get by with what I know in everyday life, but wasn't much help when the kids had questions during high school. 

    My coworker has trouble with the written word, so I pen all of our correspondence and do the tech stuff at work. But she taught me everything I know about how to support people with complex needs. We are a good team and complement each others skills. 
    KurbenGNTLGNT
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