And then the skies turned black

My wife called me the other morning on her way to work to say that she’d heard there was a tornado warning (not a watch, which is less urgent) for our county. About 10 minutes later, I got an automated phone call from the Emergency Weather System, a red alert warning about possible tornadoes. So I moved anything that wasn’t bolted down in the back yard to prevent flying debris.

Then, a couple of hours later, another call from the EWS with a flash flood warning. It all sounded quite dramatic. Yes, we did get a lot of rain, perhaps as much as 3-5″. And, yes, there were some tornadoes in this part of Texas, perhaps as many as five or six. I guess some people had high water, too. But I could have left the stuff in the back yard where it was. Well, maybe not the patio umbrella, which was open at the time.

I haven’t been talking much about my writing projects lately, but I’m working hard at the main one these days. I have a little over two months until my deadline, so I’m not wasting any time.

A nice exit for Catherine Willows on CSI this week. I didn’t expect the reveal that the bodies in the burned out car weren’t who they were supposed to be (although it’s almost a cardinal rule in mystery fiction that if you can’t identify a body, it probably isn’t who you think it is), nor further the fact that it was actually the jerk’s wife who was responsible for most of what was happening, along with the FBI agent. I liked the scene with the hooker in the motel room, though I thought Catherine recovered a little too quickly from essentially being impaled (a through-and-through that it standard TV fare, missed everything vital). Her speech at the end sounded like the same one Helgenberger might have given at the wrap party.

The dynamics between Raylan and Boyd Crowder is one of the best features of Justified. Raylan was a bit off his game, so he didn’t understand why Boyd tackled him in his office until he talked to Winona, who made an off-hand comment about how lawyers and realtors lie. When Raylan went to the prison to tell Boyd that he had sussed out his plan, without exactly saying what he meant, their exchange was hilarious. Raylan asks, “What do you think of a man who divorces a woman THEN gets her pregnant THEN wonders if maybe they should move in together?” To which Boyd replies, “You’re talkin’ to a man who is sleeping with his dead brother’s widow and murderess, so if you’re lookin’ for someone to cast stones at you on this matter, I think you’ve picked the wrong sinner.” Boyd is always scheming. What a character.

It was good seeing Art in action this week, too. Once he found out that one of their federal witnesses was trying to make money to get back into the mob by turning in another witness and, worse, that he had killed another Marshal, Art didn’t hold back. Liked seeing Karen Sisco, although they couldn’t call her that because they don’t hold the rights to that character. The chemistry between her and Raylan is interesting, especially the way they worked together when they raided the hotel room. Tossing guns like jugglers.

We finished the first season of The Sopranos last night. Tony got some of this retribution for the people who were either trying to turn him in to the Feds or kill him, but the issuing of the federal warrants kept Uncle Junior alive. And his mother—what a piece of work. Such histrionics, and finding ways to drop sensitive information into willing ears so they would do her dirty work. Did she really want Tony dead just because he put her in a home? I figured Tony would come out of his funk (and, boy, did Gandolfini ever do a good job of what might have been a ludicrous depiction of a zonked out character) when he fended off his would-be assassins, but I didn’t anticipate that everything involving Isabella was also a product of his mind, including the fight with his wife over her. We have the entire series on DVD now, so we’re looking forward to hitting Season 2 this weekend.

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They’re all going to laugh at you

We supposedly have an impressive rainstorm heading our way, one that could produce 1-5″ of precipitation in the next 24 hours. We call that showers. We call that welcome, in fact. Despite the rain that we’ve had in the past month, we’re still in a drought, so the more the merrier.

My latest essay is up at FEARNet. It’s called ‘Carrie’ On and concerns the various adaptations of Carrie, including an off-broadway play that featured puppets and actors in drag. And that wasn’t the one that bombed.

We’re almost to the end of the first season of The Sopranos. We like it enough to take a risk on the complete series box set. I think it’s the sort of series that grows on you rather than grab you by the throat. One difference I’ve noticed compared to the other series we’ve watched lately is that there isn’t an overall story arc, in the first season at least. It’s just the day to day lives of these people and all the trouble that they find or that comes their way. I got a good laugh out of Tony giving his neighbor a box to “hold onto” to teach him a lesson for the way they treated him at the golf club.

I’m still enjoying Once Upon a Time. When the eighth dwarf showed up this week I found myself thinking that he should have been wearing a red shirt, because you just knew he wasn’t going to last long. One question occurred to me while I was watching it this week: who’s to say that their new lives are worse than the ones the curse took them away from? Sure, they don’t remember all that old stuff but most of them seem to be fairly happy, or at least as happy as they were when there were dragons killing people and the evil witch was doing things far more evil than your typical small town politician is capable of.

People are warning us that Fringe might not get renewed for another season, which would be a damn shame. The show took a good season to find its footing, and putting it on Friday night wasn’t the smartest decision ever, but I like it a lot. We’ve gotten to see four different versions of Walter, now: Walter, Walter Prime, Walternate and Walternate Prime, all subtly different. The scene between Walter Prime and his alternate wife (prime) was very good last week and it brought him around to the point where Walter Prime is becoming similar to Walter. It was smart of them to devilify Walternate Prime.

Episode three of Alcatraz was pretty good, too. Good to see Doc in his element working on inking a comic, and his ambivalence about what he’s doing with the FBI and his 10-20,000 hours of Alcatraz research paying off. Good, too, that the episode ended a little differently with respect to the fate of the returned prisoner. More and more people from the past are showing up looking exactly like they did 50 years ago. Curiouser and curiouser.

The Mentalist took a page from Dexter by having a dead person come back to talk to one of the main characters. Patrick’s trick with the squash ball—I remember that one from a Scholastic book of magic tricks I had as a kid, except you used a balled-up handkerchief instead.

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At Last

I received my contributor copies of Cemetery Dance #65 in the mail last night. It’s been a while.

Dear headline writers. “At Last Singer Etta James Dead” does not read to many people the way you intended.

I hope next week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy isn’t as totally and utterly lame as it looks from the preview.

So I can pick up on clues. It seemed to me at the beginning of the season that Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger) was getting ready to leave CSI and the storyline has just gotten around to that now. I’m gathering she makes it out of the show alive since the actress has said the producers have left it open for her to return if she ever wants to do so. The lulling music before the fusillade at the end of this week’s episode was a dead giveaway. But it went on for so long that I was lulled into thinking I was wrong. So I guess that’s a win.

The famous “occupy” episode of Law & Order: SVU aired this week. Famous because real occupy protesters found out what they were doing and occupied their set, shutting down production for a while. Turns out that the movement was only peripheral to the episode, which was mostly about a Blackwater-type company operating with apparent impunity abroad. It was actually pretty good, and Harry Connick, Jr. is the kind of amiable addition that the show could use to help it get over itself a bit.

Justified is back, with a vengeance.  It had slipped my mind how last season ended. I would have sworn that all the Bennett boys were dead but lo and behold there was one of them in prison when Boyd showed up. I have a sneaking suspicion that Boyd either had himself put away on some personal mission, or he and Raylan have something up their sleeves. Watching Raylan trying to get his mojo back at the beginning reminded me of Roland Deschain after his lost his fingers to lobstrosities. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If Ron Howard is looking for the perfect Roland, they need look no further than Timothy Olyphant. It was fun seeing “Quinn” from Dexter playing the part of the bad guy. Funny that he made a comment about Raylan’s hat, given the atrocious one he wore. Nice setup, showing us how he did the “count to 10″ trick with a less savvy person and then repeating it against Raylan. “Sorry about your tablecloth,” Raylan said to Winona after he did a little bit of hocus pocus that changed the usual outcome of that ploy. It wasn’t a kill shot, though, so maybe we haven’t seen the last of Nix. Did he intend to only wound him or was that his rustiness showing through? Looks like some seriously bad dudes are moving in to the area.

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A time-traveling island? How novel.

Got a little behind schedule this month, so my Storytellers Unplugged essay is a revised rerun: The Day Job. Originally posted in 2005, it is still as true for me today as it was back then.

We’ve had enough rain of late, including some decent showers today, to move out of the “extreme drought” category. I guess we’re just in “normal drought.”

Alas, the Houston Texans ended their impressive season with a not-so-impressive game last weekend. It would have been nice to see them go farther, but they did indeed go farther than anyone would have guessed before the season started. So kudos.

We watched another episode of The Sopranos this weekend. I’ve been told to stick with it, that it gets better. It’s okay so far, but it’s not exactly bowling me over yet.

Justified returns tonight and, by some lucky coincidence, I guess, Elmore Leonard’s new book, Raylan, is out today. I snagged a review copy last fall but held my review back until today. It’s a fun book, but it might take viewers of the show by surprise since many of the details of what happens in Raylan’s life and work are different.

I watched the two-hour premiere of Alcatraz last night. Poor Hurley, back on the island again, although this time he’s a PhD who is also a big fan of comics. Perhaps even a comic artist? I’m a little foggy on that detail. The score is very Lost and it shares a little bit with that show. A time-travel mystery of sorts, and flashbacks to the prison before it closed and this batch of prisoners vanished, only to reappear fifty years later. Sam Neill is good as the mysterious sort-of-FBI guy, and I like Sarah Jones as Rebecca, the SFPD cop who gets co-opted into Neill’s task force. The fact that her grandfather is one of the mystical prisoners adds to her motivation and the intrigue. I’ll be back next week, for sure.

I love the way BBC reinvented the Holmes story with Sherlock. Episode 2 of Season 3, not as much, but the finale, The Reichenback Fall, was fantastic. Of course, anyone who knows the Holmes stories get the significance of the title. Hell, even people who saw Sherlock Holmes 2 last month will. It’s related, closely, to the original, and yet it’s totally different. No trips to Switzerland for these guys. I think a lot depends on how much you like the depiction of Moriarty, which is quite outrageous. (Someone said on twitter that they found he talked too much like Graham Norton.) The concept of a fall from grace rather than a literal fall was a stroke of brilliance. It’s pretty convoluted, when you stop to think about it, and there was some sort of legerdemain involved at the end, but I was impressed. I might have been a touch more impressed if they had avoided the “reveal” in the final seconds (as they couldn’t avoid it in the Robert Downey film, either). I’ll bet there was a wonk somewhere who decided that you have to show him alive. But in “real life,” Doyle left his readers hanging for three years. Remains to be seen when we’ll see Holmes and Watson again. Moffat promises a third series, but the two stars have become hot properties of late. Martin Freeman said (on Graham Norton) that it was a part he could see himself playing for a long time, if the circumstances allow.

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They pull me back in again

Until last night, I’d never seen a single episode of The Sopranos. Last fall I bought the Season 1 DVD set and we just got around to sampling it now. We watched the first two episodes. Interesting. Tony’s mother is a real piece of work. “He was a saint,” she says about his deceased father, though the reality was that he was something less than that. The notion of having him suffer from anxiety attacks requiring counseling is an interesting one. Has Lorraine Bracco always been such a terrible actor? I’ve been peripherally aware of her for years. She plays Jane’s mother on Rizzoli and Isles and she’s dreadful. Fortunately, her part on The Sopranos doesn’t require a lot of range from her, so she manages to stumble through, but there was one point in the first episode where it almost seemed like she’d forgotten the end of her line. The delivery was wretched. I have no doubt that we’ll go through the first season, but whether we decide to go on from there remains to be seen.

I’m participating in a podcast tomorrow morning. I’m not sure when it will air, but I’ll be sure to post a link when I do. The topic is the recent Bag of Bones miniseries.

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I’m speaking Danish. No. You aren’t.

Making good headway on the work in progress. I see I have roughly 80 days before my deadline. That’s ok. I wrote all of The Stephen King Illustrated Companion in half that time so I should be in good shape.

Back up to nearly 70° today, but down to below freezing tomorrow night, perhaps even into the low twenties. Water restrictions are starting to be lifted in some quarters.

Oh, AbFab. All these years later and your still just as silly and nonsensical as ever. The characters have hardly changed one iota. The best bit in “The Identity,” in my opinion, was the crossover with the Danish version of The Killing. Sofie Gråbøl makes an appearance in character as Sarah Lund, wearing trademark banded sweater. Eddie talks to her in mock-Danish, which leads to an Abbott & Costello exchange between them.

The second episode of the new series of Sherlock (a riff on The Hound of the Baskervilles) didn’t quite live up to the promise of the first. I found the same to be true of the first series: the middle episode was weak there, too. This one was more like a rejected script from Fringe. There’s a difference between modernizing something and going that one step farther and turning it into complete rubbish. There were some nice bits, and it was mostly entertaining, but not as good as last week.

I watched a section of the original Andromeda Strain the other night, too. Talk about a slow burner. It did an excellent job of depicting how science is really done (as opposed to what happens on modern forensics shows), but it also showed just how tedious doing science can be, too. And I say that as a scientist.

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Sitting pretty

That’s my Christmas gift over there, a recliner. The fact that it reclines is the least important aspect. See the way the back is recessed? The lower ridge supports my lower back, which has been causing me problems for a couple of years. When we watched movies, I spent a lot of time wriggling around to find a new comfortable position because the sofa didn’t have good back support. I tested this one out at the show room and it was perfect. We watched a movie on Saturday night and I didn’t budge the entire time. Simple pleasures.

I was awakened by a drum roll in the middle of the night. At least that’s what it sounded like. Turned out to be thunder, the opening riff in a major rainstorm that has produced at least 2″ for us and as much as 4″ in some parts of the area, along with hail and the odd tornado. And some flash flooding. Can’t complain about rain, though. Every drop we get is precious these days. But we don’t have to catch up in one day, right?

Conducted another interview on Saturday for the work in progress. This one would be considered a major “get” in TV parlance. Have to transcribe it now. Also wrote a 1000-word essay about The Wind Through the Keyhole for Cemetery Dance’s spring issue. Busy, busy. I had to turn down a couple of invitations to write articles. Until April 1 I’ll be focused on getting this manuscript finished.

I finished The Troubled Man by Henning Mankell yesterday. Haven’t started a new book yet. I’m working my way through the January issue of Locus on my iPad, the first time I’ve read the magazine digitally. I switched over my subscription from print. So far, so good.

We watched Tron: Legacy on Saturday night. I’d recorded it during a free HBO weekend last fall. A completely silly and pointless movie whose only redeeming feature was Olivia Wilde as Quorra, the isomorphic algorithm. Despite an awful hairstyle, it’s impossible not to watch her when she’s on the screen. Though it takes place inside a video game, the story could have been set in outer space without too many tweaks to the script.

We saw The End of the Affair starring Ralph Fiennes, Julianne Moore and Stephen Rea on Friday night. A 1999 film based on the Graham Greene novel of the same name and apparently inspired by events in his life. I didn’t find they handled the shifts in time very well. Lots of jumping back and forth without much to orient the viewer. It’s an odd film that shows a series of events from Fiennes’s character’s point of view and then again from Moore’s as a way of explaining her behavior. I wasn’t expecting the religious overtones but was fascinated by how the protagonist’s diary of hate turned out.

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No sheet, Sherlock

Devoted my attention to a single writing project this morning and got a substantial amount of work done. I’m pleased.

Also pleased that my first entry in the 2012 writing “ledger’ where I record my information for Schedule C is income. I didn’t confirm this, but I believe this is the first year that’s happened.

My wife kept getting calls yesterday where the Caller ID said NEWT 2012. When she answered, there was no one on the other end of the line. Somehow that seemed apropos.

I like the EJ character who has been a semi-regular on NCIS, but I suspect we won’t be seeing her again after this week’s episode. She seems so intent on pushing Tony toward Ziva that she doesn’t appear to have much interest in him. This season seems a little bit topsy turvy to me for some reason. All over the map. Subcutaneous tracking devices and moles and stuff.

A friend sent me a copy of the first episode of the second season of Sherlock, which aired in the UK on New Year’s Day. I was a little leery of the update when I first heard of it, but I’ve been mostly very happy with it (1×02 was a little on the weak side, in my opinion), and it was great to see that the show is continuing to be strong. Perhaps even stronger than ever. Now that the universe has been fully established, Moffat gets to play around at will. 2×01 was a revamped version of “A Scandal in Bohemia,” the tale that brings us Irene Adler. The reboot is “A Scandal in Belgravia.” The gist of the story is similar—Adler is in possession of incriminating photographs that threaten the monarchy and the UK in general and Holmes is sent to retrieve them.

He gets more than he bargained for with Adler, though, the woman who would always be “the woman” to him. In this updated version, she is a dominatrix who would love nothing more than to get Holmes at the end of her whip. “I could see myself slapping that face,” she says. “Would you like me to try?” To keep Holmes off his game, she first appears to him totally starkers. I can’t imagine how many takes they needed to make sure she was covered up from every angle as she traipsed around the room. “I’ve missed something, haven’t I,” says Watson, when he finally arrives on the scene.

Watson is blogging about Holmes’s cases, which include among their number “The Geek Interpreter” and “The Speckled Blonde.” Of course, there’s a real blog online that mirrors the one on the show. And Adler’s twitter account exists, too (TheWhipHand).

Lots of character development in this episode, too. Moriarty is a bit of a twerp, blowing raspberries at the parliament buildings, but Holmes and Watson are developing nicely. Giggling over the fact that Holmes is wearing only a sheet while they wait in Buckingham Palace. Holmes copping an ashtray for Watson. Holmes’s misstep with Molly, who is in love with him, and his interactions with Mycroft and Mrs. Hudson. It’s all brand spanking new and all so true to the originals at the same time. They even managed to shoe-horn in the deerstalker hat. A great running gag with a risque ring tone for Adler’s text messages. How funny is it that Holmes has the board from Clue affixed to his wall with a dagger? It was especially clever how the “boring,” rejected cases proved to be clues to what was going on after all.

Best of all was the interplay between Holmes and Adler, a game of chess if ever there was one. Holmes can “read” anyone—except here. All he comes up with is question marks. Is she one step ahead of her, or vice versa? The brothers Holmes talk briefly about what it must be like to be normal, feeling people, which leads one to believe they are either sociopaths or, like Spock, people who suppress their feelings. And yet Holmes is clearly taken with Adler and he has room in his heart for the other people in his life, too, even if he frequently treats them like rubbish. Can’t wait to see what they do with “The Hound of the Baskervilles” next.

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No lion

The decorations came down and were packed away a lot faster than they went up. Less than two hours from beginning to end.

Back to the normal writing schedule this morning. I’m trying to do two things at once, which I’m not entirely sure is advisable. I’ve had the opening scene for a novella rattling around in my head for several days now and I wanted to get it down on the page, but I don’t think I did it justice and I need to devote more of my time to the book that is due in three months.

We had a pretty low-key New Year’s. Our daughter cooked us a couple of great suppers: Greek kebabs on Friday night and chicken curry on Saturday night. Since we had to get up at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday to get her to the airport, we didn’t stay up until midnight. However, that doesn’t mean we weren’t aware of the time when it came, thanks to some fireworks in the neighborhood that sounded like a machine gun volley.

I read 60 novels and anthologies in 2011. If you’re interested in the list, here it is on my forum. Toward the end of the year I picked up a couple of books that I had started and, for one reason or another, put down. Dexter Is Delicious was one of those books and another is my current read, The Troubled Man by Henning Mankell is another. Not quite sure why I set it aside after only a few pages, but I’m now deep into it. An interesting mystery in that the protagonist is 60 years old and feeling every bit of it. The case involves his daughter’s future father-in-law, who vanishes. A few days later, the future mother-in-law goes missing, too. Somehow it all ties back to an old political mystery surrounding the alleged presence of Russian submarines in Swedish territorial waters.

I’m listed my Bag of Bones press kit on eBay. It’s great, but I don’t have any place to store it. Seems to be quite a bit of interest in it already.

We watched Bridesmaids last week. Stars and was co-written by Kristen Wiig, who I think has the makings of a pretty good actress. The movie is a little like a female version of The Hangover, by which I mean it’s funny some of the time and painfully awkward at others. Much of the awkwardness comes from Melissa McCarthy’s character (though Wiig has some bad moments, too). Also British comedian Matt Lewis as Wiig’s roommate with a cringe-worthy relationship with his sister. The best part of the movie was Irish comedian Chris O’Dowd (from The IT Crowd, who we saw on The Graham Norton Show a few weeks ago). He was a natural as the cop who befriends Wiig’s character and is obviously the best person for her.

We watched the Doctor Who Christmas special on New Year’s Eve. It was a cute entry in the always-reliable holiday tradition. Kid gets sucked into a time warp and ends up in an enchanted fortress that is about to be demolished while mom, sister and the Doctor (or Caretaker, as they know him) try to save the day. The armed foresters were a bit too Three Stooges for me, but the rest of the show was decent and the last 5-10 minutes was a tear-jerker. Humany-woomany, as the Doctor says.

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You say you want a resolution

This’ll probably be my last blog entry of 2011. The time when people might traditionally be expected to write about resolutions. Not me. I don’t make them. Never have. I’m not exactly an introspective person. Sure, I meet deadlines and I schedule and plan things and stuff like that, but I don’t do resolutions. One day at a time, for the most part. I have to turn in a manuscript on April 1 and I will meet that goal, but I don’t resolve to do it. I’ll simply do it! I also have a 25,000-word novella to write in the first quarter of the year and I plan to do that, too. Again, not resolutions—simply plans.

I finished Dexter Is Delicious and went straight into the most recent, Double Dexter, in which Dexter is seen by some unknown party while exacting his particular form of vengeance. He spends a couple of days fretting about what will happen as a result, gets moody, and then decides to become proactive, though he has scant information to go on in identifying the person. Still waiting to see where Lindsay will go with the bombshell he dropped at the end of the previous book. The cannibalism plot in “Delicious” was a little over the top, especially with regard to the characters who wanted to be eaten.

We finished Prime Suspect. The last part was really good. Hard to see Tennison fallen so far. She still has her job, but she’s boozing it up hard by the time The Final Act comes around. Poor old Bill Otley looks like the years have been unkind to him, too. Laura Greenwood is excellent as the 14-year-old Penny who befriends Jane and who becomes increasingly important to the case as it progresses. There’s a decent making-of feature on the DVD, too. Much more substantial than the one with the sixth series.

I heard yesterday that The Spirit of Poe anthology will now be released on January 19th, 2012.  It’s a fitting date: Poe’s birthday. The anthology contains my story ”The Case of the Tell-tale Black Cat of Amontillado (with Zombies and an Ourang-Outang)” or, as I generally call it, the Tell-tale Mash-up.

Have a safe holiday weekend and catch you all on the flip side.

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