A thematic week, perhaps

Yesterday, I made my 103rd monthly post to Storytellers Unplugged. It’s called Soap Gets in your Eyes, and it has to do with using the background processor in your mind to do important writing work. The funny thing is that after the essay went live, I went back to the story that I wrote about in it and scrapped everything I’d written and wrote 2000 brand new words that were, yes, based on something I cogitated over while going to sleep the night before. So, while the background processor does work, it doesn’t always do good or acceptable work. Or, at least, work that can’t be superseded by something else.

I also did a couple of book reviews this weekend: Sycamore Row by John Grisham and Snowblind by Christopher Golden. I finished reading Luther: The Calling by Neil Cross, who is also the creator of the highly recommended BBC cop show, Luther. This book is a prequel, leading up to the opening moments of the show’s first episode. I’m now reading The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry. It’s billed as a novel, and Amazon shows it to be 256 pages, but the ARC is only 82 pages long. It’s a fictionalized retelling of the friendship between Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday. Feels like a cross between Deadwood (without most of the cussing) and an Elmore Leonard western.

We watched The Golden Bowl, a Merchant-Ivory film starring Uma Thurman, Kate Beckinsale and Nick Nolte, based on the Henry James novel. Beckinsale and Thurman play friends. Beckinsale gets married to a poor Italian and then convinces her lonely father to marry Thurman. However, Thurman’s character and the Italian had a relationship in the past that she’s never told her friend about. It gets very complicated and messy. I thought they hammered on the metaphor of the bowl a little too much (get it? get  it? there are flaws in the bowl and there are flaws in the marriage?) but all in all a good film. We like Merchant-Ivory in general and I’ve picked up a batch of DVDs for us to watch during the Thanksgiving vacation, since most of them don’t seem to be streaming on Netflix.

I missed Brian Keene’s twitter commentary about The Walking Dead last night. It was an interesting choice to move away from the prison completely for one week and perhaps longer. Good to see Kim from The Unit again (it took me a while to remember where I knew the actress from). It felt like a completely different show, and not necessarily in a bad way. As a self-contained set piece, it was not terrible, which is faint but high praise for a show that I stick with for reasons I don’t understand myself.

I would have bet good money that Red John wasn’t who we found out he was this week on The Mentalist. I’m half tempted (okay, maybe one-sixteenth tempted) to go back to where the character was first introduced to see whether that revelation holds up to close scrutiny. Next week should be interesting.

Sad to see “the bunnies” go home on The Amazing Race. I was kinda rooting for them, but they had the one-two punch of a Speed Bump and being U-Turned, which did for them. The justifications for U-Turning were on somewhat shaky ground, especially in their case. The team that did it believed that they did something shady at the airport, jumping the standby queue, but in fact they were completely in the right on that one.

Haven is getting really interesting. It’s fun seeing Colin Ferguson (Eureka) play William, who started out seeming heroic and is now, well, something else. Also fun seeing all the regulars playing different versions of themselves in Alterna-Haven this week.

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Super 8

I finished the first draft of a story that I’ve been struggling with yesterday morning. I have to turn it in on Sunday, so the weekend will be spent revising it. I’ll also have a Storytellers Unplugged essay show up on Sunday that talks a bit about the process by which I solved the plotting problem I faced with this story. It has a lot to do with the subconscious and the shower.

I got a kick out of seeing that Misty (Lily Rabe) on American Horror Story: Coven was listening to Stevie Nicks on 8-track tape. I never owned an 8-track player, but my brother did. He almost always had a tape strung out around his bedroom trying to get it respooled. It’s hard to imagine how the format caught on, what with its awkward clicks between tracks, usually in the middle of a song. My parents had one in their living room console, too, but we mostly used it to play regular cassettes thanks to a handy-dandy Radio Shack adapter. AHS is remaining strong and interesting in its third incarnation. Some people are better off dead, but death is not the end on this show. I don’t think it’s even possible to guess where it’s going next.

I enjoyed Covert Affairs this week. Sure, the plot was good, but I particularly enjoyed the setting, Hong Kong, a place I’ve visited on a few occasions, though it’s been quite a while since I was last there. I recognized a lot of the locations, in particular the funicular that goes up the side of Victoria mountain to the peak and the lookout at the top. The first time I was there, my coworkers and I took an evening “booze cruise” aboard the Star Ferry. The captain might also have been imbibing because when we came back to the pier he overshot the landing and hit the edge of the pier. We were stranded aboard for half an hour or so while they got it unstuck from the rigging. I remember it fondly as “The Wreck of the Star Ferry,” though not quite as dramatic event as the one Gordon Lightfoot sang about.

Jimmy Smits has been an excellent addition to Sons of Anarchy. Though his character gets involved in some serious stuff, he can be the focus of levity on this otherwise angst-ridden and violent show. This week, the greatest scene was the one where he and Wayne were in Nero’s truck on the way to check up on Wendy. Gemma had already warned Nero that Wayne was in love with her. They bickered and badgered each other until they reached a kind of begrudging detente, and by the end they had a bromance going. Nero’s reaction to Gemma’s description of her intended rehab treatment center for  Wendy was funny, too. “I love that place.” I wonder where Tig gets his skull and crossbones shorts?

I think they made a mistake in voting off Tina this week on Survivor. She’s an easy target they can take out any time. It was the perfect chance to get rid of Monica, who is a loose cannon. Her paranoia will likely rear its ugly head in the future and make things difficult for her “allies.” It could have messed up Tyson’s game play. Speaking of which: who keeps putting down Tyson’s name? In the two votes this week, he was named each time, once as “Thai Son.” It will be interesting to see what happens when the two brothers go head to head on Redemption Island, especially if it’s a physical challenge. Those “food” challenges are tough to watch. Yuck! There are some strong contenders to win this thing. Tyson, obviously, but Gervase is playing well and I’m not ready to write off Katie, who won a very difficult challenge (made worse by having her mother chirping in her ear through most of it).

In binge-watching, I plowed through the two seasons (plus pilot) of the BBC series DCI Banks, based on the Peter Robinson novels and characters. Each one is two 45-minute episodes. Good, solid crime stories. They don’t really break any new ground (other than the fact that they’re set in Leeds), but the characters are interesting and the mysteries are well done. I’m also nearing the end of the second season of Death in Paradise, which is lighter fare. Fish out of water series about a very stiff British DCI exiled to the Caribbean. These are sort of Murder, She Wrote mysteries—almost cozies but not quite. The setting and its traditions are a large part of the interest, but the mysteries are fairly well constructed and I’m always pleased with myself when I pick up on significant clues. Next up, the French series Les Revenants (The Returned), which is now playing on the Sundance channel.

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My name is Robert

My paternal grandmother had six sons who served in World War II. My father tried to make it seven by claiming to be older than he was, but he didn’t succeed. One of my uncles took part in the D-Day invasion. One was stationed aboard a corvette escorting fleets. The others were in Hong Kong on the day Pearl Harbour was attacked. Hawaii was only one part of an invasion that swept the Pacific that day. One of my uncles died in Hong Kong in late 1941. The others were POWs for the rest of the war. I have two middle names, but the one I use most often is Robert, the name of the uncle who died in Hong Kong. A number of years ago, I had the chance to visit Sai Wan, the Commonwealth cemetery in Hong Kong. One part of the cemetery is a memorial wall for those who have no known graves, including my uncle. I was able to find his name listed under the Royal Rifles of Canada and subsequently did a lot of reading into the reasons why there were Canadian troops in Hong Kong in 1941 and what happened after the invasion. My story “Unknown Soldier,” inspired by that research, appeared in issue 36 of All Hallows. Lest we forget.

Yesterday was my 18th wedding anniversary. Still a way to go before we catch up to my parents, who were married for over fifty years.

Here is the link for the Bitten By Books launch event for Chilling Tales 2. If you RSVP and then show up to the event, you’ll be entered into a drawing to win a $50 Amazon gift certificate. There are other ways to boost your chances of winning. Starting at noon central on Wednesday, the editor and many of the contributors will be dropping in from time to time to answer any questions guests may have.


We watched a few movies this weekend. First was Before Midnight, the third in a cycle of films starring Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy. Their relationship started many years ago (Before Sunrise) after a chance encounter on a train that led to a wonderful, romantic day together. However, they didn’t meet up again until nearly a decade later (Before Sunset). Now they’re married with twins, he has a son with a hostile ex-wife, and they’re on vacation in Greece. It’s a very talky film, and it feels like they’re making it up as they go along. One scene in particular stands out because it is 14 minutes long without a cut or a break. Apparently it took them two days of filming to get it right. They’re driving, with the kids asleep in the back seat, and the kids have to “wake up” at the right moment for the scene’s final bit of dialog. It’s quite impressive. It’s an uncomfortable film at times, mainly because of an intense argument late in the game, but it has a natural, realistic feel to it, even if the characters seem to be behaving unreasonably at times. People do. They talk through it. It’s good.

Then we watched A Late Quartet starring Christopher Walken, Catherine Keener and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Fugue is the name of their string quartet that has been going for 25 years. One of the members gets some devastating news and it leads to a near total breakdown of the group. Long-simmering tensions boil over. The central question seems to be whether the group is more important than the individuals. Is it such a delicate thing that virtually anything can upset its balance? I’d never heard of it before (it’s on Netflix) but I highly recommend it. It’s Walken like you’ve seldom seen him, and the ensemble is stellar.

The third film was comic relief, a French film called Romantics Anonymous. There’s a group sort of like AA for people who are emotionally challenged. Shy, timid people who are paralyzed by confrontation or love or any of the other things that make up living. The two main characters are a man who owns a nearly bankrupt chocolate factory and a young woman who is a brilliant chocolatier but who has worked anonymously in the past. It’s a cute film, a comedy of errors at times. I gave it three stars out of five on Netflix.


So, Jeff Strand: What do you think of Tyson’s chances of winning Survivor? He has the idol, no one else knows, and he’s thinking rationally while having fun at the same time. Provided he doesn’t implode, I think he has a good chance of making it to the end. If we use your formula of visibility, Caleb is the one contestant who stands out for not standing out. Everyone else is getting decent screen time.

Only two more episodes until Red John is revealed on The Mentalist. That doesn’t necessarily mean that he will be apprehended, though. The clue of the tattoo turned out to be lest helpful than it might have seemed at first. Is it an indicator of the “tyger, tyger” group? Does that mean its members are all in cahoots with Red John? Or just one of them? Or is it a Red John herring? We’ll see soon. If Red John gets away, that keeps the storyline alive. If he’s captured/killed then what happens to Patrick and CBI?

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Now shipping: Chilling Tales: In Words, Alas, Drown I

I received my contributor copy of the second volume in the Chilling Tales anthology series a couple of days ago. I read my story, “Road Rage,” to my wife the other night, and she was suitably chilled.

Next week, an online chat event will be held at www.bittenbybooks.com to celebrate the book’s launch. It will run from noon (Central) November 13 through noon November 14. I’ll post more details when I get them. There’ll be prizes. Valuable prizes.

Here’s the full scoop on the book, which you can order from Edge or Amazon.

Looking for something to chill your bones?  EDGE Science Fiction and Fantasy Publishing is delighted to announce the release of Chilling Tales: In Words Alas Drown I, edited by Toronto’s Michael Kelly.

20 New Spine Tingling Tales…

Canada’s maestro of the macabre, Michael Kelly, brings you Chilling Tales: In Words Alas Drown I, an all new collection of nightmares that will perturb and torment you. Tales that will leave a frisson of fear and raise a quiver of gooseflesh. A chill is in the air.

This tome includes selections by iconic Canadian dark fantasy and horror writers, with an introduction by Michael Kelly.

Table of Contents:

  • In Libitina’s House by Camille Alexa
  • Gingerbread People by Colleen Anderson
  • Meteor Lake by Kevin Cockle
  • Homebody by Gemma Files
  • Snowglobes by Lisa L Hannett
  • The Hairdress by Sandra Kasturi
  • The Dog’s Paw by Derek Künsken
  • The Flowers of Katrina by Claude Lalumière
  • Goldmine by Daniel LeMoal
  • The Salamander’s Waltz by Catherine MacLeod
  • The Slipway Grey by Helen Marshall
  • Weary, Bone Deep by Michael Matheson
  • Black Hen A La Ford by David Nickle
  • Day Pass by Ian Rogers
  • Fiddleheads by Douglas Smith
  • Dwelling on the Past by Simon Strantzas
  • Heart of Darkness by Edo van Belkom
  • Fishfly Season by Halli Villegas
  • Road Rage by Bev Vincent
  • Crossroads Blues by Robert J. Wiersema
  • Honesty by Rio Youers
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Time Traveling

We fell back an hour on Saturday night. That’s the second weekend in a row for me. I was on a plane to Germany the previous weekend when Europe switched to “winter” time. Coupled with the jet lag that I didn’t quite get over during my five or six days in Germany and the new jet lag acquired on my return trip at the end of last week and I have no idea what time it is.

I flew into Frankfurt and took the train down to Karlsruhe and another local train to the small town of Ettlingen, which dates back over a thousand years. I got to see a little of Ettlingen and Karlsruhe—enough to find them quite charming. On my return trip, I took the TGV (“train goes vast”!) back to Frankfurt, reaching speeds of 250 km/hr, which is less than half the speed it’s capable of. Spent the evening in the city and caught my return flight the following day. The area between the train station and the river in Frankfurt (the Main) was interesting. It had a middle eastern feel, with Halal restaurants, doner shops, Iranian and Iraqi airlines, money transfer depots, Indian restaurants, bazaar-like grocery stores, etc. However, Frankfurt doesn’t feel like a historical city. It feels more like New York, with lots of high rises and high-end shops.

I ate a lot during my trip. The group I was visiting seemed to like big, full meal lunches, as well as full dinners, and the food was heavy. I put on 2 or 3 pounds in just a few days. Now it’s time to recover.

The second edition of The Stephen King Illustrated Companion has been spotted in the wild. It’s now available at Barnes & Noble stores and at their website. I received my contributor copies of Shivers VII just before I headed off for Germany, too. Looking forward to reading the other tales. I expected I’d have a lot of time to read during my flights, but I watched two movies on the way over (White House Down and Now You See Me). On the way back, I finished Grisham’s  Sycamore Row and Elmore Leonard’s short story collection, When the Women Come Out to Dance, which contains “Fire in the Hole,” the story upon which the first episode of Justified is based.

I didn’t do any actual writing while I was away, but I did do the work of writing. I kept dreaming about this story I want to work on, and I’ve developed it more thoroughly than I normally do before I write the first sentence. I still don’t know how it’s going to end, but I have a lot of it. I finished proofing the Cemetery Dance edition of The Dark Tower Companion over the weekend, so I think I’m good to go now. I hadn’t read some parts of the book in a while and it really was like reading something written by another person in places.

I was going to watch last night’s The Mentalist this morning, but it turns out that it was pushed back so late in the schedule that CBS decided to swap out a rerun and air the new episode another week. I guess it’s an important enough part of the Red John end game that they didn’t want it to run at 11:30 pm on the East Coast. Instead I caught up on The Walking Dead. I dropped this series once before and was talked into picking it up again, but it’s suffering from stupid writing syndrome again. It’s boring a lot of the time, and I don’t understand what  is motivating the characters at others. I suppose what Rick did at the end of this week’s show was supposed to be a bombshell, but it was a dud as far as I’m concerned.

Haven is shaking things up with the introduction of the two weird guys from Audrey’s cabin. Apparently, it’s also the show where Dexter’s serial killers go. This season there’ve been two of them: first Dexter’s brother and now Vogel’s son shows up.

We saw Last Vegas this weekend. I thought it was pretty good. Funny but not slapstick. It treated people “of a certain age” respectfully rather than making jokes at their expense. It doesn’t have a deep message, but it does address aging issues: marriages that grow stale, loneliness, health issues, adult children treating their parents like kids, embarking on a second life after retirement, having acquaintances die or get sick on a regular basis. The four actors had decent chemistry and I was entertained. A feel good sort of film without being sappy.

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Smurfs

I always enjoy talking with my agent. We don’t talk all that often, but when we do, I come away feeling energized. I feel like he knows the lay of the land and the best way to approach a new project. That’s cool.

I would be remiss if I didn’t remind you that the second (revised and updated) edition of The Stephen King Illustrated Companion will be released by Barnes & Noble on November 5, just a couple of weeks from now. The first edition (two printings) has been out of print for a while, so I’m glad it will be available again, with new material at the end. Makes a great holiday gift!

It isn’t up on Horror World yet because of some hosting issues, but Pod of Horror #70 is available to subscribers and directly at this link. I talked with Mark Justice about The Dark Tower Companion.

It’s funny how things work out. The day before yesterday, I went out to do some errands mid-morning. I bought something at Target then went across the street to buy something else. My credit card was declared “void” at the second store. It’s a strange feeling, to have a card declined. “But it worked just a few minutes ago,” I said. I could see the sales clerk nodding and I bet he heard that a hundred times before. I figured there was something wrong with his terminal. However, when I checked the account online, I saw charges from two CVS pharmacies in Houston, both for about $250. The charges straddled my Target purchase. I was pretty sure it wasn’t my wife (though I texted her, just to be sure), so I called the credit card company, and by then there was a third charge pending from a Kroger, also for around $250. Mild panic set in—I have an international trip planned for the very near future, and I need a credit card. However, the company was able to get replacements to us in 24 hours, which I deemed excellent service.

If I hadn’t gone on that unscheduled shopping trip, though, I’m not sure that I would have discovered the unauthorized charges for a few days. It would have been most inconvenient to have the card canceled because of fraud while I was out of town. The amounts of the charges intrigued us, too. Not exactly the same, but all hovering around $250, and at unexpected places. Not big screen TVs or computers or furniture: something at a pharmacy or a grocery store. It occurred to me later that maybe these were Breaking Bad-style “Smurfs” buying precursors for meth! (I’ve been thinking too much about that show lately, as you can tell).

I’m about 1/5 of the way through  Sycamore Row by John Grisham. It’s billed as the sequel to A Time to Kill, which I guess it is in that it features the same main character and his family. It’s three years later, and he still has the police cruising by the house because people are upset at the trial’s outcome. This book focuses (so far, at least), on a holographic will from a wealthy recluse sent to Jake Brigance a couple of days before the man killed himself. The main beneficiary is his black maid. The rest of his family is specifically disinherited. Jake is getting ready for legal challenges to the will’s validity and to its terms.

Covert Affairs has been quite exciting lately, with Annie presumed dead by 99.999% of the planet but continuing to go after Henry Wilcox while in Germany. Does she have to become Henry to take him down? The 300th episode of CSI was fun, too, with a manufactured flashback to Catherine Willows, and a guy (Jason Priestley) who looked as guilty as sin (twice) who proved to be a patsy all along. The dream sequences on Criminal Minds were interesting, too. Hotch’s late wife and her killer, eating popcorn and sharing laughs.

I found it amusing that Kat chiding Monica for strategizing too much on Survivor, but it was exactly that sort of behavior that sent her to the chopping block. The tribe swap led to a strange imbalance: 5 guys and a girl on one tribe and 5 girls and a guy on the other. Make that 4 girls and a guy, now that Kat talked herself out.

One of the funniest bits of casting and writing on television was the decision to cast Walton Goggins as a transvestite on Sons of Anarchy and then have Tig be fascinated by her. Funniest thing ever. I liked the way Tara’s plan came together so neatly, but that can only mean it will go badly wrong at some point in the near future. Adrienne Barbeau played one of the creepiest moms ever, and she talked herself over to Redemption Island, too. I still think they could do without all the musical montages.

Speaking of creepy moms: American Horror Story. Mare Winningham. Whoa. This is the second show she’s appeared on in the past few months (also Under the Dome) where her character’s life expectancy could be measured in fractions of episodes. The Kyle subplot reminds me of a cross between Frankenstein, Pet Sematary and Rocky Horror Picture Show’s “I Can Make You a Man.” The show has a record of testing taboos, but they seem to be going for broke this season.

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Potpourri

As I recall, “Potpourri” was the title for categories on Jeopardy! that had no theme. Make of that what you will.

I’ve been struggling with a short story. It’s a tad on the experimental side, and I’m probably forcing it. I have no idea where I’m going with it. Problem is, the deadline for the anthology is the end of the month and I’m going to be AFK for the last week of the month, so if I don’t get this thing done in the next few days, it’s not going to get done. Not for that market, anyway.

The other problem is that an idea for a different anthology came along and is pushing its way to the head of the line. I see a lot more of this story than I do of the other, but it’s not due for months. I guess you can’t force these things.

I’ve been doing a lot of reading lately. I finished  Darker Than Amber by John D. MacDonald and then I churned through The Prophet by Michael Koryta in a couple of days. How have I not read anything of his before? What a great crime novel. In a way it reminded me of Mystic River, but not for any tangible reason. It also has a lot of football. Now I’m reading Sycamore Row by John Grisham, the sequel to A Time to Kill, which takes place three years after the trial in Ford County and opens with the suicide of a terminally ill rich recluse.

I posted reviews of Police by Jo Nesbø and The Last Dark by Stephen R. Donaldson.

I finished watching the Swedish series Beck recently. I’m not sure if there are plans for any more of these 90-minute films. The last ones were from 2009, but having long gaps between series wasn’t unusual. Though Martin Beck is the main character, the leader of the homicide division, the most interesting character is his second-in-command, a guy named Gunvald, who doesn’t mind using his fists or his gun. At times he reminds me of Christopher Walken, but they do a lot to develop his character over the two-dozen or so films. For comedy relief, Beck has a next door neighbor who is a hoot. The things that come out of his mouth are so random and existential.

Speaking of Christopher Walken, the guy who plays Robert Kirkland on The Mentalist looks like he’s trying very hard to channel Walken. I wonder what happens to the series after Red John is revealed. It’s sort of like Moonlighting after Addison and Hayes got together. On the other hand, Castle is doing well enough with the two main characters headed for the aisle. I thought for the briefest of moments that Deschile was going to turn out to be Pi this week. Glad to see him gone off the couch, though.

We started watching House of Cards this weekend. Two episodes in. All that wheeling and dealing. I watched the BBC version many, many years ago and remember enjoying it. Looking forward to seeing how it all turns out.

The Walking Dead is pretty lame so far this season. Turns out all those new characters were redshirts and now they’re dropping like flies, killing each other or being killed by the A Team. I was especially frustrated by the way Carol treated those kids after their father died. It’s like she’s going a tad psycho.

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Tickling the ivories

My latest Storytellers Unplugged post went up this morning. It’s called Maybe I Could’ve Been a Rock Star, like this guy over here ⇒.

One of my latest “claims to fame”—one of my tweets was quoted in a Guardian article about Bret Easton Ellis’s disparaging remarks regarding Alice Munro winning the Nobel in literature. I found the “emoticon” online somewhere: not everyone supports the character set, apparently. I hastened to post a follow-up to make sure everyone knew I was joking and that there was no such quote from Ms Munro.

I finished The Last Dark by Stephen R. Donaldson over the weekend. A fitting end to a series that I’ve been following since the early 1980s. Then my electronic galley of Police by Jo Nesbø was due to expire on the fifteenth so I read it cover to cover during my day off on Monday. (I use it to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving, but we always get Columbus Day off at work.)  Nesbø was on Craig Ferguson the other night, his first ever appearance on a North American talk show. He’s very good at misdirection and playing with readers’ assumptions, though it sometimes goes a bit overboard. Then I read The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, which was passed on to me by my daughter. I especially enjoyed the trip to Amsterdam section, where the goal of the two teens with cancer is thwarted a little by unexpected behavior from a third party, which I thought was a brilliant stroke. Now I’m reading Darker Than Amber, continuing an on-going, intermittent sequential reread of the Travis McGee novels by John D. MacDonald.

Last night’s Survivor was spoiled a bit by repeated ads that proclaimed someone was going to be blindsided. As they were, but it didn’t look that way going into the vote, so that foreknowledge ruined the surprise a little. Sad to see Candice go home. She’s a fierce competitor. Looks like we’re in for a tribal shakeup next week. That should be interesting.

I’m glad that this week’s The Mentalist wasn’t exactly the “very special episode” they threatened us with in the previews. The special part was restricted to the end and didn’t take over the entire episode. I’m surprised they entertained the idea that the Napa sheriff was Red John, though. He seems too far out of the loop for the kind of access RJ has.

I get a kick out of it every time Walton Goggins comes back to Sons of Anarchy. It’s so funny to see him in a the ultimate non-Boyd-Crowder role, crying on Gemma’s shoulder. I’m still not sure the show deserves 75 minutes every week. They could cut out the musical montages and squeeze it into an hour, surely.

Got a kick out of Castle and his #1 fan episode this week. Glad they found a way to resolve the Beckett situation without dragging it along for too many weeks. And I am in agreement with just about everyone else: Pi has got to go. Maybe Rick can investigate his murder. Or be suspected of it.

The kick-off of the new season of The Walking Dead was a little so-so. Certainly they could at least have given all those new characters red shirts so we’d know where they stand. And then there was the crazy Irish siren in the woods that Rick followed without worrying that he’d end up surrounded by desperate men. That plotline reminded me a bit of Mark Pavia’s calling card short film Drag, which you should check out sometime.

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Objects in Space

Had to post this picture. Who would have thought that I’d get my name on the cover of a Stephen King novel? Along with Ramsey Campbell, no less.

A cool front came through this weekend and fall seems to be officially here. It dipped down into the 50s overnight and is barely in the 80s today, which is a big and welcome change.

We went to see Gravity in 3D on Saturday. Intense movie! My wife grabbed my arm about halfway through and never let go for the rest of the film. My daughter said it was the best movie she’s seen in a long time. The visuals are nothing short of stunning. We don’t have an IMAX theater very close to us, but I’d love to see it on the massive screen. Well worth the extra for 3D, too. Very little is “in your face,” but when it is, it works, and the added depth is so good in a setting where all three dimensions are constantly in play. If you’re of a scientific bent, you might have to overlook a few oversimplifications and mistakes, but they aren’t so glaring and the film doesn’t give you much time to think about them while things are happening. Much has been said about Bullock’s performance. Halfway through the film, she really does kick it into high. Oscar worthy? Hmm. Who knows? But definitely one of her best performances.

I decided to go back to the beginning and have been watching the first season of Breaking Bad. I remember most of it pretty well. I am especially impressed by the symmetry between that season and the final eight. There’s a lot more than I realized. When Walt first decides to not have chemo, Walt Jr. yells at him, “Why don’t you just die, then?” which will sound familiar to anyone who has seen the final phone conversation between the two. Jesse had so many chances to get away from Walt in those first episodes. How different his life might have been if he’d followed through.

The Mentalist raised a couple of possibilities in last night’s episode. One is that Red John is actually a cabal rather than an individual. I think that’s a stretch, though. I wondered when Elizabeth’s Rohm’s character was dispatched without her actually appearing in the episode if anyone bothers to let actors know when something like that happens. “Oh, by the way, your character’s head was found in an oven. So we probably won’t be asking you back any time soon.” However, to me the big mystery is: how did Red John know that Patrick was thinking about going to see her. The only person he told was van Pelt, when he asked for her address. Could it be Grace? Hardly seems likely, but still. Unless Red John was monitoring the therapist’s phone and trapped Patrick’s messages. That makes a little more sense. And I wonder what the payoff is going to be about the nurse who walked into Lisbon’s hospital room looking for someone else. That was weird.

Glad that Audrey is finally back in Haven, except she isn’t. She’s Lexie. So what does that mean? And does that mean Colin Ferguson is done? Shame if that’s true. I really liked this week’s Blue Bloods episode. Frank started dropping in on precincts and patrols without warning and he encountered something that made it look like a lieutenant was malingering, but he stuck with it long enough to discover the truth, which was quite different.

I also finished Top of the Lake, which had several surprises in the final episode. Because certain characters were lying and had reason to continue to lie, it’s not entirely true what was true and what was subterfuge. Holly Hunter’s character was a trip. She finally decided to up and “get away from these crazy bitches,” booking a trip to Iceland. It was a strange story, all in all. Dreamlike at times. Not mystical, but not as clear cut as crime shows often are.

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I had an idea for a new project a couple of days ago. I emailed my agent to see if he thinks its viable. Until I hear back from him, I’m putting together a proposal, on spec, I guess. I think it would be a ton of fun. However, it remains to be seen whether anyone else agrees. (My wife did, so that’s two…)

Even though there is plenty on TV these days, with the new season starting, I have the Breaking Bad blues. There’s nothing nearly that good. Nothing that makes me champ at the bit for the next episode.

Survivor is pretty good this season, especially after the most annoying player in history decided to quit. Again. The idea of pitting one tribe against another composed of their loved ones is brilliant, and breathes new life into the formula. Every victory means that a loved one is going home. Every vote means that someone goes to redemption island, where another loved one has to decide whether or not to change places. And, as with the most recent episode, you end up with situations where a husband and wife are going to be pitted against each other. True, they both could survive, but for how long? And they’re both strong competitors. It will be very interesting to see how that plays out.

The Bridge came to the end of the first season with a whimper. Lamest cliffhanger ever. Of course, when they made those episodes they probably didn’t know if they would be renewed, so the stakes are fairly low. I think they made a mistake in not having a self-contained season that wrapped everything up. The Swedish/Danish version ended much sooner in the story, to great effect. The whole drug tunnel subplot seems so borrowed from Weeds (especially with one of the Weeds actors on the show).

I dropped Once Upon a Time from the DVR. Couldn’t summon up any interest in it. Sons of Anarchy doubled down this week, just when I was starting to wonder whether it was worth continuing to watch. Are they trying too hard to follow the Breaking Bad formula by turning Jax into a villain? It seems that way. The Irish shooting scene was a surprise; the white supremacist scene was not. As parting words go, “I didn’t see that coming” was both self-evident and true. I thought Otto was going to kill himself. I’m not sorry to see that guy go, though. It was probably the only plot resolution to keep Clay unscathed.

Castle is plugging along with the new status quo, but it can only be a matter of time before Kate is back in New York for good. I had to laugh when Nick said, “He’s dead, Jim” to Brass on CSI, and this week’s howdunit was a pretty good caper, although I guessed some of the twists. Creepiest killers in a long time on Criminal Minds, and a decent twist on the overused twins trope. The lame fake-out with the imminent crash with a transport was not appreciated, though. Weak writing there. Ziva’s gone on NCIS, so maybe they can get back to business again. Hopefully Tony won’t mope around too long. I always like the interaction between Gibbs and Fornell, and it was especially funny that Gibbs had to shoot the FBI agent in the ass.

Is this the season when we finally find out who Red John is on The Mentalist? Lisbon wouldn’t listen to Patrick and now she’s in a fix. Two other characters aren’t going to be around by the end of the season, though it remains to be seen how their exits will be achieved. I’m continuing to like Elementary. There is absolutely no flirtation between the two characters, and I hope, hope, hope they will always resist that temptation. But the two characters find new ways to appreciate and challenge each other. The writing is decent in that respect. The whole P versus NP solution will bring down all encryption around the world McGuffin was a touch on the weak side, though.

I’ve been watching a series on Netflix called Top of the Lake. Elizabeth Moss from Mad Men plays a New Zealander who has returned home to visit her mother, who has cancer, when she gets called in to assist on a sensitive case: a 12-year girl is pregnant and, as the seven episodes progress, goes missing. Moss’s character, Robin, has a lot of history with the area, which causes her some problems. Holly Hunter is in it as the very spaced out leader of a group of battered women who have set up camp on a vacant hilltop, living out of transport containers. The show was co-created by Jane Campion (The Piano), and features lovely NZ settings, local lore (Robin’s mother’s partner has his face painted), and a dreamy, twisty plot. Moss does a decent accent, though I read somewhere that an Australian group pulled out of the project when they learned an American had been cast. I have just one episode left.

Last weekend we watched a French film called The Well-Digger’s Daughter, starring (and directed by) Daniel Auteuil, who we’ve seen in other things, including Jean de Florette. It’s a remake of a 1940s film about the widowed father of six daughters. The eldest daughter, who lived in Paris until her mother died, returns home to take care of the family and becomes pregnant. This is Provence on the eve of World War I, so it’s a scandal, of course, especially since the baby’s father is  a) the son of a wealthy local businessman and b) sent off to fight and goes missing, presumed dead. It’s a charming little movie, especially in the way it explores the vastly different social context of the time. The father (Auteuil) is constrained to behave in certain ways because of class expectations, even when it almost kills him emotionally to do so. All’s well that ends well.

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