To Boldly Go

My new Storytellers Unplugged essay was posted today. It’s called Bartleby and Me and it talks about my early forays into the world of the word processing and workspace management program Scrivener. Alas, I haven’t had as much time as I’d like to work on the novel, but I will—in June.

One of the things that I volunteered to do recently has finally been revealed on the product page, so I can now disclose that wrote the Afterword for PS Publishing’s 30th Anniversary Edition of Pet Sematary. The Foreword is by Ramsey Campbell. I’m thrilled to be part of it.

Hope to get to see the new Star Trek film this weekend. Have been scrupulously avoiding spoilers. It was fun to see some of the cast, along with Damon Lindelof, talking to the ISS team recently.

The season finale of Elementary was very good. When I saw the preview last week, I thought that it made a certain kind of sense for the season to end with Sherlock having a relapse, but the writers had even more in store for us than that. There was his reunion with Irene Adler and all of that backstory, plus the big reveal about the true identity of Moriarty and the ensuing showdowns. Watson proved her mettle yet again and was rewarded richly in the final scenes. I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again: the early previews for this series left me rolling my eyes, but it has proved to be a rewarding show.

I’ve never been a big fan of Black Sabbath or Ozzy Osbourne’s music in general, though I have grown to appreciate the lengths to which he’s gone to create a somewhat comedic persona of late. So seeing Sabbath perform on the season finale of CSI was of little interest, but there was a funny exchange shortly thereafter. A reporter is interviewing Ozzy in the lounge. After they wrap it up, the reporter says, “You were my first interview. The Ultimate Centre, 1986.” Ozzy looks pensive and says, “I don’t remember.” The reporter asks, “The concert or me?” Ozzy grins: “I don’t remember 1986.”

Powerful cliffhanger and tease for NCIS. It’s always fun to see Mike Franks, even if he’s long dead, and bringing back the JAG guy was a good touch, since that was the show from which NCIS was spun off. Having Gibbs sighting Tobias with his sniper rifle was a big WTF moment. Grey’s Anatomy managed to have a turbulent finale, too, with some relationships hopelessly broken, some new ones being forged, a birth and what looks like seriously bad news for one of the originals. Always happy to see good things happen to Alex. If there were a prize for the biggest rehabilitation of a character, it would go to him. I figured out pretty quickly what was going on in Criminal Minds this week. That was one twisted dude. Good to see Eames back on Law & Order: SVU. Criminal Intent was always my favorite version of that franchise. I rarely pass up a chance to watch it in reruns.

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Chilling tales

I got a rejection e-mail last night. They still sting a little, and I felt good about this particular submission. Then a few minutes later I received the contract and proofs for my story “Road Rage,” which will appear in Chilling Tales: In Words, Alas, Drown I, edited by Michael Kelly. So that took away some of the sting. It was fun to read the story again after a long interval. It’s one that I’ve substantially renovated a couple of times from the mid-point on, so I honestly wasn’t sure what was going to happen because I couldn’t remember which ending I settled on.

This weekend I wrote my Storytellers Unplugged essay for this coming Friday and posted two new book reviews, for The Last Whisper in the Dark by Tom Piccirilli and Laura Lamont’s Life in Pictures by Emma Straub.

Then I polished off a 600-word short story for NPR’s current “Three Minute Fiction” contest. I enjoy writing these brief stories inspired by a simple prompt; in this case: Write a story in which a character finds an object that he or she has no intention of returning. I let that roll around in my mind for a couple of weeks until an image came to me one morning last week. I started with that scene—the moment of discovery—and started writing. I didn’t know much about the character, but these little details kept occurring to me that pushed me in a general direction.

For a while, I thought I’d bitten off more than I could chew. The story looked like it was going to go way over the 3-minute reading length. Then I stepped back for a while and figured out a way to rein it in. It still ended up at about 750 words in the first draft. However, that didn’t worry me much. I’d been flailing around in the dark, especially in the first half of the story, so I was easily able to lop off about 200 words in one quick rough cut. Then it was a matter of going through and strengthening the story. Now that I knew the character’s context, I could slip in little details about who he was and how he lived. By the time I turned it in on Sunday afternoon, I was very happy with the results.

I got the green light today to write an essay for an as-yet unannounced project that is part of an ongoing series. My pitch for the essay was a little off the cuff, so now I have to figure out how I’m going to tackle the subject. I also have another essay outstanding for another collection and one more short story to finish this month. The poor novel keeps getting pushed off. Now I’m bound and determined: I’m going to start it on my next birthday. That seems like a reasonable goal.


I knew that if Cochran made it to the final three, he had this year’s Survivor in the bag. He played a heckuva game. The story of Erik’s removal from the game for medical reasons was underplayed (apparently he had a major infection in his leg that went untreated for a while). The final tribal was pretty brutal, but I got a kick out of Sherri telling Erik to go sit down, that she didn’t need his vote and she didn’t want his advice. Poor guy, he did as he was told after sputtering a little. Brenda’s confrontation with Dawn was ugly. I could see where she was coming from, but still. I was surprised, though, that Cochran got every vote. Is it true that he wasn’t voted for once otherwise during the entire season?

Apparently Brandon Hantz was banned from the reunion show. There’s speculation that the non-jury players weren’t seated on the stage to disguise this fact. I usually wish that the reunion show was twice as long because it can be fun, but they sure wasted a lot of time with non-team-members this season. Boston Rob, I could see, because of Philip, but the un-PC guy from the first season was pointless, and the little girl didn’t add a lot to the show, either.

A surprising and satisfying end to the season of Castle last night. The scene on the swings was well done. It’s an important setting in their relationship. There was a nice bit of misdirection in having Castle shake his head before he spoke, which seemed to indicate something bad coming. As much as I like the rest of the cast, it might be interesting to relocate the story to DC, for a while at least. Not sure they’d be able to justify having Castle involved with federal cases the same way, but he could be Beckett’s sounding board.

So, we finally got to see Ted’s future wife on How I Met Your Mother. Interesting. Now I suspect they’ll dispense with her altogether for half of the final season.

For a while, I thought that Don was trying to push his latest fling back to her husband after hearing their fight, but apparently not. The tug of war between him and Ted (round 1 with the scotch goes to Don, round 2 in the airplane goes to Ted) should prove interesting. I loved the scene where Roger got to fire Burt Peterson. Again. The game of musical chairs in the board room, too, with Pete taking umbrage at not having a chair but Ted being only too happy to give up his seat to one of the women and perching at the back of the room.

Caught up on the two most recent episodes of Doctor Who this weekend. “The Crimson Horror” was not bad, especially with Diana Rigg in the cast. It might have been nice to see her character rehabilitated rather than killed, though. Strax never fails to make me giggle, and the guy who kept fainting was a good sight gag. I wonder what the record is for the length of time before the Doctor shows up in an episode. I thought this was going to have something to do with Frankenstein’s monster from the way he was lurching around once discovered. Was the episode sponsored by Tom-Tom? If not, that was a random bit of anachrony. There were parts of “Nightmare in Silver” that I liked a fair amount. The cybermen turning into “fast zombies” was one. No more lurching about. I guessed the secret of the little guy early on. I liked the exasperated attitude of the teenagers. Even space is bo-ring after a while. The transition between the two episodes, where Clara’s two charges are invited aboard, was missing, though, so that was abrupt and strange. Apparently a fair amount was cut from Gaiman’s script and maybe even from what was shot, so there were some disjointed moments and transitions. I didn’t hate it as much as some people, but it wasn’t as manic and brilliant as the previous Gaiman story.

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Engage

My wife and I can do the work of ten men, apparently. She asked for a quote for a spring yard cleanup from a local lawn service and was quoted nearly $2000. The guy wanted to send five men for two full days. We decided to do it ourselves and accomplished it in four hours. That’s one person-day compared to ten. Of course, every muscle in my body is aching today, but it was worth it!

I’m going to be a special guest at the Dollar Baby Film Festival that is part of Comicpalooza on May 25 at the George R. Brown Convention Center in Houston. About 20 of these short films will be screened, many of which I’ve never seen. We can’t screen Gotham Cafe any more because the rights to some of the music have lapsed, but I’ll be on a panel and otherwise kicking around the convention. I’ve never been to a Comicpalooza before, nor to any other “palooza” that comes to mind. In fact, I’ve never been in the George R. Brown Convention Center before, so it will be a weekend of firsts. I’m hoping that I’ll get to meet some of the big name guests attending, including Bernie Wrightson, Patrick Stewart and a bunch of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine cast. I didn’t know that Peter Davison, the fifth Doctor, was supposed to be there, so I can’t be disappointed that he had to cancel, but since he’s my favorite Doctor and the one I wrote about in Doctor Who: Destination Prague, I do regret the missed opportunity. Ooh, look—the guy who played the albino in Banshee is going to be there, too!

I would have been at least mildly miffed if I’d been one of the Amazing Race contestants who was led to believe they’d be getting a photo taken with Obama, to go through all that subterfuge with the faux Secret Service agents, only to be led to a photomat and be edited into a picture. The Republican contestant was relieved, however. It was a good race, but I think the hockey brothers blew the others out of the water at the end. It’s always hard to judge, but it was twilight at least by the time the third team showed up at the mat. The team that came in second shouldn’t feel bad. They won a few legs and go home with brand new cars to boot.

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A bunch of psychopaths helping each other out

The promised chill in the air arrived yesterday afternoon. It made it up to the mid-sixties this afternoon, but it’s back down to the forties tonight. The Houston Chronicle has a sidebar title that says, “Just seems wrong: It’s warmer in Toronto than Houston.” We have an outdoor workday planned for tomorrow, so I don’t mind at all that the day is going to start off cool. Should keep the mosquitoes subdued, too.

I’ve finally gotten around to fulfilling my self-made promise to start working on a novel again. I have one complete chapter from a couple of years ago that I workshopped with a group of fellow writers at a session in San Antonio that generated positive feedback and lots of notes, but I haven’t looked at it since. However, I haven’t stopped thinking about  it, either, and recently took a research trip to the setting and recorded an hour of video for reference.

I’ve decided to use Scrivener this time out, and after reviewing the tutorials I’m quite excited about the prospect. Scrivener allows you to write in scenes that you can manipulate like index cards, which is cool. However, it also allows you to attach all of your research into a single workspace instead of in random printouts or documents. I can link in my video, for example, and pull it up without leaving the program. If I find websites that have research info, I can just pop the URL into the research folder and there it persists.  You can build out character profiles and notes and attach photographs of inspirations from the web or elsewhere. They don’t have to be orderly cards, either. You can create one of those haphazard corkboards that you often see on conspiracy shows where pictures and notes overlap. Simply importing the existing chapter this morning and assembling the workspace has me feeling very enthusiastic about getting down to work again.

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone as bemused to be evicted on Survivor in a long time as Andrea was this week. She was blindsided, but she took it well. Seeing as how she was trying to orchestrate her own blindside, it seemed particularly fitting. The only truly strategic player left in the game is Cochrane, but he’s got a big target on his forehead. If he makes it to the end, he wins. If he doesn’t, though, it becomes anyone’s game and it means that the final two or three is going to be made up of people whose strategy was mostly to not have a strategy, and it seems odd that that will be rewarded. Erik has been playing well, but he doesn’t have a plan. Brenda is the only one of the remaining group other than Cochrane who I’ve actually heard discussing strategy, but even her not so much. Unless Eddie can start winning some immunity challenges, he’s doomed, too, I think.

I thought they were going to cast F. Murray Abraham as Moriarty on Elementary but he turned out to be merely another minion. I almost skipped the show based on the teaser trailers but I’m really enjoying it. I’m also thinking about checking out a new show starting in a few weeks called Motive. It’s a Canadian show that uses a similar format to Columbo. It stars Kristin Lehman from The Killing and Lauren Holly from NCIS.

Hannibal is fascinating, too. They’ve made some interesting casting choices: Laurence Fishburn as Crawford, for example. They turned Freddy Lounds into Freddie, a woman. Raul Esparza, the district attorney from Law & Order: SVU, is the smarmy and smug Dr. Chilton. This week, we got a look at the cell that Hannibal will ultimately occupy—the current resident is a delightful Eddie Izzard—and met a proto-Clarice played by Anna Chlumsky who was just a tad too smart for her own good. The show certainly doesn’t flinch when it comes to the violence, and I’m starting to enjoy Dr. Lecter’s little dinners, where he feeds the catch of the week to the protagonists. Gina Torres had an impressive episode or two, too, helping to ground the show in human interest.

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Dead or home by morning

David Squyres from Talk Stephen King posted a very nice and very thorough review of The Dark Tower Companion. My favorite line says, “Bev Vincent is able to speak with authority on the subject without talking down to the readers. In fact, he is so fluent in Mid-World, one gets the feeling he has gone through a doorway and visited. Really, you have the sense that he’s been there.”

I wrote a review of Tom Piccirilli’s forthcoming The Last Whisper in the Dark, which is a follow-up to The Last Kind Words. Noir as the night is long.

I thought it was hilarious that Carlton Cuse live-tweeted the most recent episode of Bates Motel from his mother’s place. Brilliant.

I’m not sure I agree with the decision to reschedule TV shows because they feature content that resonates with current events. They did it with Haven shortly after a school shooting, and then again with Hannibal and Castle after the Boston bombings. For one thing, I don’t think easily traumatized people will be watching Hannibal. I appreciate that they want to be sensitive, but it seems excessive. Yes, there was a bomb on Castle, but it didn’t go off. In case anyone thought it might, they reversed the order of two episodes, so we saw the one after the bomb episode last week and there was Beckett, intact. As standing-on-a-bomb episodes go, this was a decent one. It was a clip show, which isn’t my favorite thing in the world, but it had a sense of humor, so that helped. Plus a bomb.

They certainly didn’t waste any time resolving the car wreck cliffhanger on NCIS. None whatsoever. There’s still a chance, though, that Ziva might not survive the incident professionally. Will they turn that into another cliffhanger? Two more episodes and we’ll know. There’s also a reasonable possibility that Bodnar wasn’t responsible for killing her father and Vance’s wife.

I finally found time to watch the final two episodes of Banshee, a new series on Cinemax. The series is absolutely ludicrous in concept, and way over the top in content, but it’s fun. A guy who was in prison for many years for stealing a bunch of diamonds from a very bad man is finally released and instantly 1) has stand-up sex with a bartender in a pub’s stockroom and 2) becomes a target of the aforementioned bad guy. He reconnects with his computer hacker friend, a transvestite with a black belt and a bitchy attitude. He figures out where his former lover/crime partner is living and goes to Banshee, Pennsylvania. Through a very odd, incredible and amazing set of circumstances, he ends up becoming the sheriff of Banshee after the new guy in town is killed in a bar-room shootout. In the first of many memorable scenes of over-the-top violence, the guy is shot through the palm of his hand by a large caliber bullet.

The big man around town is an exiled Amish businessman. He’s violent and ruthless and has a fetish for women dressed in Amish garb. Of course he and the new sheriff lock horns and of course they have to work together at times. The Amish angle is interesting, though.

The fight scenes are pulpy and over the top. Hood (the name assumed by the unnamed protagonist) or someone else is beaten to a pulp at least once each episode, but the injuries never slow anyone down. A number of people suffer what seem to lethal stab and puncture wounds, but ditto. The fights are highly dramatized and choreographed and go on for several long minutes. Fingers are chopped off. A leg is blown off by a shotgun. A rocket-launcher gets misdirected and takes out two guys at close proximity. It’s like a live-action comic book. The sex is explicit and frequent.

There are only 10 episodes in the first season, but it has a coherent (if highly improbable) story arc and just enough loose ends to lead into a second season, which started filming recently. If you do check it out (and it is fun), stay through the credits. There’s a short snippet at the end of each episode.

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Rainy days and hackers

I finished revising my latest short story and turned it in to the prospective market. I have a book review to finish and another short story to contemplate. Then it’s on to the novel.

We had some rain on Saturday. It started in the mid-afternoon and went well into the evening. I’m not sure of our total accumulation around here, but I’m guessing somewhere on the order of ¾” to an inch. Nowhere near as much as they received in downtown Houston, a mere 30 miles away, where parts of town got 6-10″ in as many hours. There were pictures of main highways through the city that looked like bayous, with cars buried in water up to the windshield wipers. People always think they can make it through deep water and learn to their consternation that they can’t. Over 150 people had to be rescued from high water. At least one acquaintance posted that he had to spend the night in a hotel because he couldn’t get home from work. There was also enough hail in some places around the Med Center to make it look like a significant snowfall accumulation. We’re expecting another cold front at the end of the week that could set record lows in the lower 40s. It’s supposed to be something like 80° today. It’s been a wacky spring.

My website was disabled for a while this morning because hackers were trying to break in. They’ve been attempting to do so on a regular basis, but there was a concerted effort overnight. I awoke to over 200 alert messages from the Guardian that protects my message board. Unfortunately, that made my hosting service think I was sending out spam, so they turned me off until I was able to explain the situation to them. There are also attempts made on WordPress, which hosts this blog, but I have that locked down fairly well, too. I wish I knew what they hope to accomplish. Most of the offending traffic comes from China, it appears.

Down to the final four on The Amazing Race. The scenes in the haggis shop were amusing. I liked the way the country singers flirted with “Robbie Burns,” who did his best to stay in character when he wasn’t reciting his tribute to the nasty stuff. I’ve never sampled the “delicacy” myself, but I think my parents did back in the day. I was surprised that the leading teams chose to U-turn the fourth and fifth place contestants instead of the team that was in third, who are serious contenders.

Sorry to see Malcolm go from Survivor. I wonder if he got bogged down by thinking that the clue to the hidden immunity idol referred to the well. “Near the water” to me would imply somewhere on the beach rather than the well. Maybe someone else will scare one up this week, when there are two tribals. Cochrane is really stepping up his game this time around. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him make it to the end. Winning an eating contest is one thing, but to win an endurance test is another. Of course, he had the advantage he won at the auction and he used it perfectly. Don’t tire yourself out needlessly. Use it at the first moment that you can and save the energy drain.

I like the JJ Laroche character on The Mentalist. I still wonder whether it would have been better to leave the tupperware container’s contents a complete mystery. In the end, they didn’t exactly resolve the matter, but they let us think we know what’s in it anyway.

I’m not a huge fan of “let’s reset the timeline” solutions to time travel stories. Seems to me like a “hail mary” solution once you’ve written yourself into a corner. That’s what happened on Doctor Who this week. The whole thing seemed a bit of a jumbled mess. One thing I find interesting is the way they record Clara’s breathing. It’s like one of her character traits—a lot of short breaths. They’ve done that from the very beginning and I’m not sure if it’s supposed to mean something or not. You don’t hear all the other characters breathing that way.

Curious to see what the resolution of the cliffhanger on NCIS will be. I could see the car crash coming a mile away. There’s something about the way they set up those scenes that projects it. Last season, there were several actors who hadn’t renewed their contracts who were potential victims of a bomb blast. This season there’s just one actor who’s contract is up for renewal. I wonder if that’s just a publicity stunt by the producers to heighten the suspense. I suppose it’s possible they might allow a character to die. They’ve done it a few times in the past.

We watched a few more episodes of Inspector Lewis this weekend. We particularly enjoy the series because we’ve both spent time in Oxford, though the city has changed a lot in the 30 years since we were there.

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Submission

This morning I wrote about 800 words on a work in progress. I hope to finish the first draft of this story tomorrow morning and then revise it for the rest of the week. It’s got to be less than 2500 words, so that shouldn’t be too tough. Then I’ll get it out the door.

Yesterday, I went on a submitting frenzy. I’ve been neglecting my short stories for most of the year and I have a few stories that have been out there for a long time without any response. Two of them I sent queries about. The others I consider to be tacitly rejected and added them to the list that needed new potential homes. I wiped off my dry erase board, which is where I visually keep track of current submissions (in addition to a database program called Sonar that keeps a full history of all submissions that prevents me from sending a story to the same market more than once) and started from scratch. By the end of the afternoon, I had twelve stories back in circulation.

One of them was a story that was accepted this time last year. However, I hadn’t heard from the editor for a while and never received a contract. I looked around and found that it was being reported dead in various places so I pinged the editor and he responded, simply, “dead market.” Would have been nice if he’d notified me at the time rather than leave the story tied up for months and months. Not that I would likely have had the time to do anything with it back then, but still.

We’re watching the old Inspector Lewis episodes, starting from season one. Lots of causal mentions of old Morse. Interesting, too, that the first three episodes all have very strong literary allusions. One of them had Hamlet parallels and the most recent Julius Caesar. Lewis is a great character, straight as an arrow. He has evolved from being the plodding sidekick sergeant into the plodding inspector whose tenacity and rectitude drives him to solve crimes.

This novel I’m reading, Naoko by Keigo Higashino, is fascinating. He’s handling what could have been an icky situation as gracefully as possible and exploring a really odd set of circumstances. At the same time, the main character is also poking around into the history of the bus driver responsible for the accident that put him in this unusual situation, certain that there’s an untold story there. That’s the real “mystery” part of this book. Whether or not it will prove to be speculative fiction in the end remains to be seen.

Haven’t had a chance to see Doctor Who yet, but I’m hearing that it was a good one. Some furor over the possibility that the last episode this season will reveal his real name. Names have power, and some of the better ones were hidden until near the end. Morse, for example, or MacGuyver. Maybe each incarnation of the Doctor has a different name?

I noticed the clue that the murder victim had been shot in the foot on The Mentalist, but I didn’t make all the right connections to figure out whodunit. In fact, even Patrick got this one wrong, though he was in the right ballpark. I thought the stuff between Van Pelt and Rigsby would be lame and awkward (the scene during the stakeout started off that way) but once they got on the radio call-in show, they got it all out there. Good for them.

The Amazing Race was in familiar territory again this week. I was in Dresden and Berlin in 1986, but they were somewhat different places back then. Dresden was deep in East Germany and the Berlin Wall was still in place. The day I went to Dresden, I was with a bunch of British scientists who mused that their fathers had flown over the city once, a little over forty years earlier. This was said in front of the ruins of a church that had been bombed during WWII. Berlin struck me as a very strange city, a bastion of the west completely surrounded by the repressive eastern bloc. It was like the people were partying in the face of apocalypse. I crossed through Checkpoint Charlie back then, an experience I won’t ever get to repeat. I used Berlin as the setting for a recent story, so it was fun to see how it looks now as the racers went around it in circles trying to find their next location. The house of horrors was an interesting  addition to their challenges. Trance music blaring.

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Once upon a time

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, there was an anthology called The Appalachian Undead that contained my story “Sitting Up With the Dead.” For a variety of reasons, that book was forced out of print by the publisher. Like any good dead thing, it has risen once more as Mountain Dead. It contains most of the stories in the previous anthology, along with four new ones. The cover uses the same, fine illustration by Cortney Skinner, and once again you will find my story “Sitting Up With the Dead” within. According to Apex, it should be available in June.

I rarely put down a book without finishing it. However, I almost did that with The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling. I was almost halfway through it in December when I put it aside to read something that I needed to review. I didn’t pick it back up. It sat on the coffee table, its bright yellow-trimmed red cover screaming at me. I finally decided it was time to tackle it again last week. At first I was afraid that I’d be lost and have to go back to the beginning, but that proved to not be the case. Finally finished it yesterday. Would I recommend it to anyone? Not likely. I haven’t read any of the Harry Potter books, so I don’t have anything to compare it against, but it’s a dreadful novel. The characters are all reprehensible and many of them are stock images who are primarily defined by their most conspicuous flaws. The death of a town councilman is the story’s motivator. Everyone else in town has an opinion about who should be his replacement and what should be the stands he takes on a couple of issues. Problem was, I didn’t care who got elected. I could never figure out who I was supposed to be championing, and I couldn’t see what the major crisis would be in the book’s climax. Just didn’t care. Didn’t like any of the characters. However, I finished it and can put it up on a shelf somewhere so I never have to have its loud cover chastising me again.

Books seldom take me by surprise as early on as did Naoko by Keigo Higashino. I’ve read two of his recent crime novels and tracked down a copy of this earlier work. I didn’t read the back cover copy. I assumed it would be a straight crime novel, especially since the cover says it won Japan’s top mystery prize. A man learns that his wife and daughter were on a bus that plummeted into a ravine and they were grievously injured. He rushes to the hospital. His young daughter is in a coma and not expected to survive. His wife was badly injured. Her face is covered with bandages. Then she dies and is buried. Aha, I think. It’s not really his wife. The guy is going to think his wife is dead but she really isn’t. Mistaken identity or, perhaps, a deliberate act of subterfuge on her part. An opportunity to escape the marriage. After all, the book is named for her character. However, that’s not what it’s about at all, and the revelation just a chapter or so later took me very much by surprise. I’m curious to see how it will turn out.

So the master spy got burned on Survivor this week. It’s funny that Michael, the previous evictee, in his Ponderosa video, singled out Phillip as the one person he didn’t want to see eliminated next because he didn’t want to have to deal with him without someone else there as a buffer. That tribal council will go down in history as one of the most entertaining. I was glad to see that Eddie and Malcolm actually did get votes after Malcolm produced not one but two immunity idols and declared the three amigos safe and that they would be voting for Phillip. And thus began the scrambling. For a moment I thought Malcolm wasn’t going to use his idol, which he might have gotten away with, but he would have looked pretty silly if he’d been eliminated. Probst seemed to be enjoying himself, trying to keep up with all the mini-dramas going on at once, using his imaginary clicker to try to pause and capture what was happening. Question is, can the three amigos leverage this into a shift in the balance of power? Without Phillip around to tell people how to vote, they might be able to swing things their way. It won’t take much.

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Mayberry RFD

My April Storytellers Unplugged essay went live this morning: Saying No. It’s almost just for me, as a reminder of this “promise” I’m making to myself, so I can go back to it in future weeks and months and say: see, that’s what you’re supposed to be doing. We’ll see how it works out.

I sent a copy of The Dark Tower Companion to Ron Howard this morning and no, I didn’t send it to Mayberry RFD. That would be silly, because Opie wasn’t on that show, except for the first episode, I think. Deep down, I have a hope that the Dark Tower movie will move into production and he and Akiva Goldsman will think this is such a great book that they’ll decide to use it as a reference for their work and they’ll invite me out to meetings and I’ll get to visit the set. Pipe dreams!

I liked the bigfoot episode of Castle this week. Better than the bigfoot stuff, though, was the trap Castle set to catch whoever was stealing food from his fridge. Seeing Alexis turn into a Smurf and then storm out of the apartment was a great gag.

We watched the pilot episode of Inspector Lewis last night. It dates back to 2005, which we were shocked to realize is almost 10 years ago now. The computer tech looked a little out of date, but at least they all had cell phones. A good twisty, turny mystery and a couple of nice nods to Morse, including a music scholarship set up in his (first) name. We’ve seen a few of the more recent episodes, but this is the first time we’ve dipped into the box set of early seasons I bought last fall.

Dexter is back at the end of June for its (unconfirmed) last season, and now we learn that Breaking Bad will be back on August 11 for its final mini-season. But first: Survivor, with the wildest tribal council ever, according to Cochran. That’s saying something.

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One for you, nineteen for me

I think it’s safe to say that we are finally into spring. It’s supposed to be almost 90° today and in the eighties most of the week. Oh, wait, what’s that? Down into the forties again on Thursday and Friday evening? Hmmm. At least I was able to keep my office window open when I was working upstairs this weekend.

I posted my review of Walter Mosley’s forthcoming Easy Rawlins novel, Little Green, this weekend. I also wrote my Storytellers Unplugged essay for Wednesday and got a start on a review of Tom Piccirilli’s forthcoming crime novel, The Last Whisper in the Dark. Got back to work at a short story that I let dangle for a while. I hope to get that one finished by the end of the week. All these loose ends I’m trying to tidy up so I can focus on a novel for the rest of the year, as much as possible.

We watched Hyde Park on the Hudson this weekend. The decision to cast Bill Murray as FDR was inspired, but I was a little let down by the film. I expected it to focus mainly on the visit by King George and Elizabeth (and a good chunk of the movie was taken up by that), but the events after they went back to England sort of soured things. The movie shouldn’t be taken as a historical film. There is, apparently, scant evidence that FDR and Daisy had an intimate relationship, so all the stuff at the end is pure speculation. Murray is fine, and FDR’s interactions with the young, stammering King were the best part. At times it seemed like an American version of Downton Abbey, with the servants and staff playing the fool.

I wasn’t unhappy to see last night’s losing team get ousted on The Amazing Race. As much as I dislike the YouTube team in general, when they thought they were about to be eliminated they were mutually supportive, whereas the husband in the eliminated team was mean throughout the episode. In the exit interview he said that the race didn’t ruin their marriage, but the wife was conspicuously silent and blank-faced. It was good to see Switzerland again, though their time in Zurich was all too brief. I lived over there in the late 80s and took a trip to Grindwald and the Jungfrau one weekend, though we never got as high up as the teams did. Never got to carry cheese down the side of a mountain, either.

So, do we think Kirkland of Homeland Security on The Mentalist is Red John, a minion of Red John, or someone as obsessed with Red John as Patrick is? All three seem possible at this point. And Grace’s new boyfriend: another Red John minion? Surely not. It was fun seeing Patrick play the magician again, especially messing with the guy whose talents as a magician “sucked eggs.” The old your-girlfriend-is-really-your-sister gag has been done before, but it worked okay here, I think.

This week’s Doctor Who was a mixed bag. It felt like a mash-up of The Hunt for Red October and any number of horror films, most notably Alien. The first five minutes or so were loud but muffled, almost incomprehensible. There’s no denying that the episode was suspenseful—my wife kept at me to fast forward through the commercials, even the Doctor Who Insider segments. The revelation of the true nature of the Ice Warrior reminded me a little too much of a Dalek. It was also terribly convenient for the TARDIS to take a powder at that particular moment. The Ultravox and Duran Duran references were funny. What exactly did the Doctor do? Besides losing his screwdriver, he made an impassioned plea for reason. That was pretty much it.

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