Fireworks

Yesterday was my first Fourth of July as a dual citizen. I got to celebrate both my countries’ birthdays in one week. We didn’t go out to see the fireworks, but we could hear them from the living room. If they were going to be as exciting as the ones in San Diego, I might have considered going out. Apparently something went wrong in San Diego and they all went off at once. Fifteen minutes’ worth in fifteen seconds. The video is quite impressive. The still looks like the backdrop from a Pink Floyd concert.

I spent most of the day yesterday configuring my new PC. Just as Windows 8 is about to launch, I’m finally joining the Windows 7 community. My old computer was getting sluggish and loud, and the USB ports were acting wonky, so I figured it was time to upgrade. Getting all the files transferred, and the emails and the music, as well as reinstalling all the software is busy work, but it has to be done so I bit the bullet and did as much of it as I could manage during the daytime. I still have a couple of things left to do (rebuilding my iTunes library, for one), but I’m mostly there.

We watched The Descendants last night. It stars George Clooney as the trustee of a 25,000 acre parcel of land on Kauai, passed down for generations, which now the clan of cousins wants to sell for development. That’s only the B story, though. The main story is about his wife, who is in a coma after hitting her head in a boating accident. He learns something shocking about her and has to figure out what to do about it while simultaneously switching from being the backup parent to the primary custodian of his 10-year-old and 17-year-old daughters, the latter of whom was a handful even before her mother’s accident. It’s an excellent character study, full of little moments. Clooney is terrific, as is the actress who plays his older daughter, who rallies behind him once he decides to go on a mission. Clooney’s father-in-law is a hardass who blames Clooney for his daughter’s accident (though he has to make a few logical leaps to get there). He has a funny scene with the elder daughter’s friend, a seemingly stupid surfer dude who says something terribly inappropriate and ends up with a knuckle sandwich. Judy Greer has some strong and surprising moments, too. An all-round fine movie.

I finished off  Murder in Four Parts by Bill Crider (a fun crime novel with a sardonic protagonist not unlike Bill himself) and we went through the two disks of The Sopranos extra features, so now it’s time to move on to something else. Not sure what I’m going to read next. I’m leaning toward The Wire as the next TV program. I watched the latest Rizzoli and Isles this morning while on the elliptical trainer. I guess Sharon Lawrence is almost old enough to play Maura’s mother—in real life there’s a 12 year age difference and on the show it’s supposed to be 17 or 18 years.

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Don’t Stop Believin’

We had a rainy weekend. I barely managed to get the lawn mowed on Saturday morning before it started. Then we had another good soaking yesterday. At the midpoint of the year, we’ve received about 27″ of rain, which is just a touch over average. We only got 8″ in all of 2011.

I finished a new short story this weekend. The deadline for submissions was yesterday and when I got up in the morning I still didn’t know how the story was going to end. No pressure. I finally finished the first draft at about 2:30 p.m. and gave it the 3200-word story a good three or four polishes before I submitted it to the anthology. Not my usual way of working, but deadlines are deadlines. This morning I proofread and revised a third of a 60-page document that’s due at the publisher as soon as I can get it cleaned up. I hope to get that one tidied up by tomorrow or Wednesday at the latest. I also have to recreate a couple of drawings for my next as-yet unannounced book, which I’ll try to get done by Friday. My to-do list for July is long and convoluted, but I hope to have a handle on a lot of it by the end of the weekend.

I finished Taken by Robert Crais yesterday. It’s about bajadores, criminals who target other criminals, primarily coyotes bringing illegals into the country. They steal the illegals and hold them for ransom, making repeated calls for more money and then disposing of the bodies once the well runs dry. Not bad. Then I started Murder in Four Parts by Bill Crider. I picked it up at World Horror last year and am just now getting around to it.

Got caught up on last week’s Burn Notice, finally. I like capers where the plot isn’t too outlandish. I was wondering how they would sell an epidemic to an entire cruise ship, but they managed to keep it small. I also like it when the caper goes awry and they have to wing it. Since it was Pearce’s plight, it was only fitting that she be the one to step up and improvise. Good episode, punctuated with Fiona’s prison travails.

We finally got to the end of The Sopranos. I knew how it was going to end, roughly, so there were no big surprises there. I didn’t know who was going to die in the final few episodes, though. I think one reason why we weren’t blown away by the series is that we’ve been spoiled by a run of very good TV and cable series in recent years. The Sopranos may have been revolutionary in its time but with Dexter and Breaking Bad and other shows like that on the air nowadays, The Sopranos looks a little pale by comparison. My biggest complaint is the lack of over-arching plots that spanned seasons. The show seemed aimless, and we were a little frustrated by plot points that were never resolved. What did happen to that Russian guy out in the snowy woods?

It’s interesting to see that a lot of people are convinced that Tony died at the end. They rely on the statement that “you never hear it coming” and the fact that Tony is the star of his own life and once that ended so did the show. You could argue it many ways until you were blue in the face, but the bottom line is that what happens next is entirely in the imagination of the respective viewer. I liked the round-table discussion on the DVD wherein someone says, “The Soprano family goes on. You just aren’t invited into their lives any more.” Also interesting to hear Edie Falco express her ambivalence toward her character, wondering why she stayed in that situation.

Not sure what we’ll move onto next. I have the first seasons of The Wire and The Shield on DVD, but I’m not sure my wife is ready for another crime series. However, she has taken a liking to Longmire, so maybe.

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Longmire with an ‘e’

After my overexposure to sun last week while riding around in northern California with the top down on our rental convertible, I’ve gone through three distinct stages of peeling. (Too much information? I find it fascinating!).

First, there was my nose, which actually blistered the first night. Then, my forehead, which got a little less sun, started peeling a few days later and went through two rounds. Finally, my arms and my scalp, which got the least and didn’t start peeling until last night, a full 9-10 days after exposure. It’s just like playing with Elmer’s glue again. Someone in California commented that people out there pay a lot of money for a skin peel treatment.

I’m delighted to see that there is now a Chrome app for iPhone and iPad. My favorite browser. Haven’t had much time to check it out yet, but I hear good things about it.

I found a good, simple Twitter feed plug-in for my website. It shows my most recent five tweets, though that is configurable. It can be used to show anyone’s feed, which is also nice.

I picked up but haven’t yet started Taken by Robert Crais. It’s the first physical hardcover I’ve read in a long time. I won a signed copy by being a member of his mailing list. Didn’t even have to enter a contest—they just notified me that I’d won, much to my surprise.

I’m working on a short story that’s due on Sunday. I think I’m going to make it. I wrote 1500 words yesterday and edited out 200 of them this morning. I found out a way to tie it in with something else, which was gratifying, though I still don’t really know how it’s going to end, which could be a problem. Once I’m finished with that, I have a 60-page manuscript to proof. One more short story to write in July in response to a recent invitation. A bunch of other stuff to keep me off the streets. Never a dull moment.

We watched the third episode of Longmire last night. I still haven’t quite taken to him as a character, but I like the show overall. Good to see Megan Follows, who was Anne of Green Gables many moons ago. Still don’t know who Longmire’s wife died or why Vic is in Wyoming. And what about that message he read to the dying horse? That looked like something he’s been carrying around with him for a while. I should have been more suspicious of the burned body early on. After reading Ross Macdonald, I’m generally wary of dead people who can’t be readily identified. I did suspect the “Federal Marshal” right away, though.

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Books, Movies and TV

It was 100° the day we arrived in San Francisco, the tail end of a heat wave, but it moderated quickly after that. Most days the temperature was in the seventies and it was in the forties at night, which was especially brisk the two nights we stayed in the cabin. It’s hard to be back in the hundreds again after a week of such a nice climate. It was 105° yesterday. iPhone users were reporting 108° but apparently that’s an anomaly caused by the location of the temperature sensor at the Medical Center.

I read Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn while on vacation. One of the best books I’ve read in a long time. The eponymous wife vanishes on her fifth wedding anniversary. The book is told  in first person by the husband, who is the natural suspect in her obviously suspicious disappearance, and by the wife via diary entries dating back to the day they met. It’s hard to say much about the book without giving away its best secrets. Suffice to say that neither narrator is very reliable, though for quite different reasons, and the second half of the book takes everything you thought you knew from the first half and dumps it upside down. Very cleverly plotted and conceived. I was only about 95% satisfied with the conclusion, but it’s definitely a book worth checking out.

I’m 4/5 of the way through Amped by Daniel H. Wilson, the author of Robopocalypse, who has a doctorate in robotics. The premise is interesting. Scientists develop brain implants that rectify a number of medical disorders (epilepsy, for example), but which can also be used to improve cognitive thought. They make people smarter by fine tuning their brains. About half a million people have these implants when the book starts, and it’s obvious who they are because they have service shunts sticking out of their heads. One of the first signs of discontent among the general populace takes place in schools, where “amped” kids have an unfair advantage against “reggies”—regular people. Then the Supreme Court decides that, since the modification was voluntary, amped people don’t deserve special protection as a class, which means its okay to be prejudiced against them. Finally, the rules of contract law break down because the assumption that both parties are equally capable doesn’t apply. Amped people can’t enter into contracts, which nullifies employment, rental agreements, everything. Basically they become non-persons, almost overnight. All of this is very interesting, but Wilson throws in a subset of amped up people, a baker’s dozen who have a special Zenith chip that makes them almost superhuman. Analogous to The Thing or The Hulk, in a way—they can tap into these chips on demand. They were designed for the military, but they were too dangerous, so the owners are being hunted down, including the thirteenth, the son of the chip designer, who didn’t know he had this implant. The social aspects of the story are fascinating, because they derive from known history: prejudice, internment camps, even the Occupy movement, but the more personal story of the protagonist is less interesting and more than a tad confusing at times.

We’re in the midst of the summer TV doldrums, with only a few shows of interest each week. I was away when the finale of The Killing aired, so I only saw that on Monday. No one spoiled it for me. In fact, I didn’t see much discussion of it at all, not that I went looking. It’s interesting how they came up with a different resolution to the murder than the one from the Danish version, but it paralleled it in some ways. The series was okay, but I’m not sure I’ll be there if it returns.

We saw a preview for the new A&E series Longmire at the cineplex a few weeks ago and thought it looked interesting, so I set the DVR to record it. We just got around to seeing the first two episodes last night. It’s not bad. It has Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica—pictured above on The Big Bang Theory) as one of its stars, so there’s that. The main character is the sheriff of a small Wyoming town. His wife died (we don’t know how) a year ago, and he’s been moping around in the interim. Sackhoff plays one of his deputies. She was Philly homicide for five years, but we don’t yet know why she’s been exiled to this rural backwater. Longmire’s daughter is a lawyer who is currently sleeping with another deputy, one who just announced his plan to run against Longmire in the next election. The second episode featured a group of Mennonite teens on rumspringa, where they go out to experience the real world before deciding whether to remain with the community for the rest of their lives. Most other shows featuring rumspringa have the kids going somewhere exotic, like NY or LA. Imagine the different experience of “going wild” in Wyoming. The kids must wonder what all the fuss is about. What a depressing place to experience the real world.

Eureka is rolling along toward the series finale. Just three more episodes. Many loose ends are getting wrapped up. Carter and Allyson finally tied the knot, Fargo has his semi-virtualized girlfriend back. I wonder how they’re going to leave things at the end. Good to be back with Burn Notice. This season it’s all about Fiona, who is in prison, and Michael’s efforts to 1) see her and 2) liberate her. It seems to me that Jeffrey Donovan’s acting skills are deteriorating somewhat, especially when he’s supposed to express rage. Bruce Campbell is still great, though, and the character of Jesse has been promoted to the opening credits.

We watched a few movies while we were on vacation. The first was sort of an accident. The controls on the TV remote controls in the hotel were a little weird and I bought The Grey while we were watching the preview. It wasn’t a bad accident—I was sort of interested in the film anyway. It’s about a guy working for an oil drilling company (he watches for and, if necessary, shoots wolves) who is part of a crew whose plane goes down in the Arctic en route to Anchorage for some off time. It’s a little like Agatha Christie in the frozen north, by which I mean the wolves and the weather pick off the survivors one by one. One of the most interesting aspects of the movie is how it treats death and dying, from the reaction of those who witness someone expiring before their eyes, to the situations where people decide to give up on life because it’s too difficult or painful. It’s pretty gritty and intense at times (those wolves), and it ends on an ambiguous note that is only accentuated by a very brief post-credits clip. Apparently a lot of people were expecting this to be an action film based on the previews, with Liam Neeson going mano-a-mano with the wolves, but there’s not much of that. If I were in grade school I would classify it as man vs. the elements and man vs. himself more than man vs. the wolves.

Then we watched the French film Delicacy staring Amelie’s Audrey Tautou. Her husband dies early in the film and she buries herself in her work (at a company where it is never made clear what they do or what she does). Her (married) boss is enamored of her and makes a few inappropriate overtures, but the big surprise is that she falls for a big schlub of a guy. Her character is a little frustrating at times, with her on-again/off-again attitude toward this guy, but it’s a charming film with some nice moments, and how can you not be charmed by Tautou?

Finally, we watched Peace, Love and Misunderstanding starring Catherine Keener as a Type A woman whose husband (Kyle McLaughlin) announces he wants a divorce. She runs off to momma, who happens to be Jane Fonda, who happens to live in Woodstock, who, as it happens, she hasn’t seen or spoken to in 20 years, not since she got busted selling pot at Keener’s wedding. She has two kids in tow, a near-adult daughter and a 15-year-old son, neither of whom have met grandma before. Fonda is still a hippie, has a grow-op in her basement, and loves to tell stories about her behavior at the Woodstock concert. This is a fun film if you don’t think about it too hard or too long. Everyone’s problems are rectified very easily. 20 years of acrimony are simply released like a helium balloon (literally). Mom and the two kids all meet someone new shortly after arriving in Woodstock, which looks like a place still firmly rooted in the sixties. A smorgasbord of quirky characters, including a cameo by Rosanna Arquette. Fonda is a hoot, and the actress who plays the daughter (Elizabeth Olsen of the Olsen twins clan) is a good foil for Keener, whom she also resembles. It might have been a more interesting film if they’d taken some of the issues more seriously, but it was a good one to watch after a day touring wineries.

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Up, up and away

I’ve been away on vacation for the past week. Got back home around midnight last night after a week in northern California. Even though I took my iPad and had WiFi, it’s taking me a while to get caught up.

While I was away, my latest Storytellers Unplugged essay went live, thanks to the magic of delayed posting. It’s called Where did that story come from? and it’s about how I wrote my most recent story.

The next five weeks look like they’re going to be busy. I have a short story I want to finish by Sunday. I thought I’d have some writing time while on vacation, but I didn’t. Even when I did, I didn’t take advantage of it. It was a total getaway. I have another story to write by the end of July along with two or three essays and a few book reviews. I also have to read three books (for the reviews) and watch four or five movies (for the essays) and conduct an interview.

Fortunately, my forthcoming book is in the hands of the copy editor, so I should be safe from it for a while.

Our vacation was in northern California. My wife’s grandmother’s 99th birthday party was last weekend near Santa Cruz, so we decided to take some extra time and tour the wine district. We stayed in Sonoma, since I’d read it’s less busy than Napa, and rented a convertible—a Mitsubishi Spyder. Fun little car to drive but, as I discovered, seventy degrees and overcast is not proof against the sun. Rental convertibles, I decided, should come standard with sunblock.

We got in on Saturday afternoon and drove up to the wine country from San Francisco. Took it easy, with a nice dinner at a South American restaurant. I had a “stew” that was simply amazing. They served some interesting amuse-bouche and we even managed to share one of their desserts.

Last Sunday we toured Sonoma itself while we figured out what we’d do the rest of the time. It’s a small town, so the tour didn’t take long, but we took in two wine tastings, one at Roche and another at the Two Amigos, with nachos at a Mexican restaurant in between. The guys who hosted the tastings were both characters. It has to be a tedious job, going through much the same patter several times a day. The guy at Roche had a huge personality and seemed to make it up on the go, whereas the guy at Two Amigos was more sedate (though the atmosphere was more gag-oriented, with whoopie cushions and nose-glasses, etc) and repetitive. We sampled seven wines at the first place and ten at the second, which is a pretty hearty dose of alcohol.

On Tuesday, we took the wine trolley, which is a converted San Francisco cable car that runs like an open-air bus. There were fourteen of us aboard, and we visited four wineries in the Sonoma area. We got smarter as the day went along. At the third place we shared a tasting and at the fourth we just listened! With anywhere from five to ten aliquots per stop (some more generous than others), we had to pace ourselves. The tour took about six hours. The first place was the most interesting as they showed us the entire process, from vineyard to crusher to barrel, etc. My big surprise of the trip was how much I like zinfandel. I’d always ignored that wine (for no reason I can justify), and some of the ones that I liked the most were zins. Call me converted.

On Tuesday, we got up very early and drove over to Napa, about 20 miles east, for a hot air balloon ride. I did this once before (Park City, Utah, I think) but my wife never had. I knew the tradition was to go up early in the morning, but I didn’t know that the reason was that the cool air helps protect the canvas of the balloon from the heat. We left from the rendezvous site at around 5:45 a.m. and drove a few miles to the launch site. There were four balloons, each with about 16 passengers. (These balloons hold up to 24.) A little like eggs in a carton: the baskets are divided into four compartments for passengers, with a fifth in the middle for the pilot. Getting in and out is a tad inelegant. It was a nice crisp morning, and we got up to about 2000 feet at times, and moved anywhere from 2 to nearly 20 mph, depending on the current and the altitude. They never know in advance where they’re going to land because they never know where the breezes will take them. One of the other balloons caught a west breeze that took them over to a large open pasture, but by the time we got there that steering breeze was gone. So we came down over a suburban neighborhood, trying to get to a baseball park. We got close, but then some employees on the ground had to drag us about half a block so we could come down in the park and not on someone’s house or driveway! It was a lot of fun and you couldn’t beat the view or the sensation of hanging in the air. The only sound was the occasional burst of flame from the burners, and that was loud and hot.

They served up an excellent buffet breakfast afterward. Then we decided to put the top down and go exploring. We drove the full length of the Napa Valley and then cut across through the petrified forest. From there we went to Point Reyes National Seashore, on the Pacific Coast. Rugged coastline, strong breakers, some beaches, cliffs, etc. Good whale watching earlier in the year, apparently. It was during this drive that we both got a little more sun than anticipated. Mostly in the face.

The next day we drove north along the winding hilly roads to the Avenue of the Giants, a 30-mile stretch of the old Hwy 101 that goes through the Redwood Forest. I’ve seen pictures of these giant trees all my life—my grandmother brought back a set of Viewmaster reels (remember those?) when I was a kid—but being among them is unbelievable. The oldest of them are over 2000 years old, and many of them are over 300 feet tall. With the top down on the convertible (but only in the shady stretches and with lots of sunblock slathered on!) you could tilt your head back and stare up at these massive trees. My wife drove the route north and I drove it back south so we could both experience it fully. Truly amazing. My wife also bought me an Indiana Jones-style hat to protect my face (especially my by-now peeling nose) from the sun and I happen to think it’s quite jaunty.

After all those miles two days in a row, we decided to chill in Sonoma on Thursday before heading down to Santa Cruz on Friday. We had lunch at the wharf. There were sea lions sunning themselves on one pillar of the pier. In another part we could go downstairs to get nearer the water and look beneath the wharf. It was like a flophouse for seals and sea lions. They were draped all over the pilings and cross braces. I have no idea how they got up there. Noisy buggers, too.

Then we drove up to the Ben Lomond area, where we stayed in a rustic cabin with a balcony that looked out among the redwoods. We spent some time touring the local redwood state park—on foot this time instead of by car. Some of the trees are hollow at the base, so you can stand inside them. If you’re interested in photos, I uploaded a representative sampling here.

The rest of the weekend was spent visiting my wife’s relatives, culminating in the birthday party on Saturday afternoon. The guest of honor was in fine fettle and a good time was had by all. We drove up to San Francisco yesterday morning. We got there in time to take an earlier flight, but it was booked. Not so booked that our suitcase couldn’t go, though. We waited for it to come off the carousel last night and no luck. So I went wandering around and spotted it in the bullpen near the lost luggage office. Fortunately we put a neon green belt around it so it was easily identifiable. I saw it from halfway across the baggage claim area.

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Ninja storm

We got smacked by a storm that snuck up on us yesterday afternoon. Nobody seriously expected we’d get any rain yesterday. They posted a 20% chance, but that was just them being optimistic. But then around 3:30 or 4:00 the sky suddenly went pitch black, the wind picked up, thunder and lightning started. I received a call from the EMS warning of potential hail and damaging winds.

Over the next 60-90 minutes we got something like 2-3″ of rain and wind gusts up to 70 mph. One of my coworkers left her car window down and had to dash out into the parking lot to put it up. She was drenched when she came back in. A tree fell and blocked the street near one of our two entrances so cars were cutting through our parking lot in a steady stream. It was still raining fairly hard when I left at 5:15, and because of the tree I had to take an alternate route home. Two of the three lanes were under deep water at one point in my detour and the road was littered with branches and other debris. There were trees down all over the place.

When I got home, the water in the ditch was just about level with our driveway, but it didn’t go any higher than that. We heard later that several homes in the area were damaged by falling trees or were struck by lightning. Lots of people lost power, too, but we didn’t. A good soaking is good for us, but the drought-stricken trees are vulnerable and a lot of them took a beating from those winds.

I have only 100 pages left to review on my manuscript before I turn it back in on Friday morning. I also have to talk to one of the interview subjects about some changes to one section tomorrow. Then it’s off to the copyeditor.

Eureka was cute this week. The combination of Feynman Day (a geek’s April Fools) and Carter’s romantic submarine outing with Allison that took a dive (literally) ended well. It’s the show’s last season, so they’re tidying things up in a lot of ways.

Rizzoli & Isles tried to pack an awful lot into this week’s episode and, as a result, the ending reminded me of a Hardy Boys book. Jane and Maura get captured by the bad buys, who immediately confess every detail of what they did just before the cavalry shows up to save the day. It’s good that Jane and Maura have found a way to make peace, but the story would have been more interesting if the yoga guru was a little smarter and, possibly, not involved in the murders at all. The crime needed a twist, but there wasn’t time for one.

I read the first chapter of Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn. I’ve heard great things about the book. What I’ve read so far is okay, but I wasn’t bowled over by it.

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Every day, the same old thing

Spent much of the weekend reading over the manuscript for my next book before it goes off to the copy editor. I found a bunch of typos and slip-ups. Not a ton, but enough. I still have a fair amount of the book to go through, but I will be finished with this step by Friday at the latest.

I’m doing a decent job of paring down my TBR pile of ARCs, too. In the past few days I’ve finished Kill You Twice by Chelsea Cain, The Silent Girl by Tess Gerritsen and Stay Awake by Dan Chaon. Unless something tempting shows up in today’s mail, I’ll be reading Fallen by Karin Slaughter next.

We embarked on the second half of Season 6 of The Sopranos last night. I can’t help but thinking that Christopher isn’t long for the world. If Tony doesn’t off him for making fun of him in that movie, Cleaver, then I think Leotardo will kill him as long-delayed payback for the death of his brother. It’s been a long road, but we’re finally down to the last seven episodes.

Season finale of Mad Men was interesting. I liked the way Don walked away from the set where they were filming the TV commercial. How many times did Pete Campbell get punched in the nose this season? Interesting outcome for Alexis Bledel’s character. I didn’t know shock treatment could do that. “Are you alone?” the woman at the bar asks Don before the fade-to-black. Of course he is…but will he do anything about it?

Burn Notice is back this week. I wonder what trouble Michael & Co. will get into this season.

I went to see Prometheus on Saturday afternoon. I had been studiously ignoring most of the hype surrounding it and most of the trailers, which was a good way to go about it. I thought it would be more intense, which is why I chose to go at a time when my wife was busy doing other things, though in retrospect I think she would have liked it. I wasn’t gung-ho about another 3D movie, but this one handled it well. Very few pop-out-at-you effects, but the film had good depth. I find Noomi Rapace fascinating to watch and Charlize Theron is easy on the eyes, too. I wonder if they just happened to have a rocket ship named Prometheus kicking around or if they rebranded it for the journey. It reminded me of a souped up version of Serenity.

Much has been made of the fact that the film poses some big questions without answering any of them. I didn’t mind that. It was a little hard to figure out what exactly was going on at times. Or who was falling victim to the aliens at any given moment. For me, there were two huge unanswered questions. 1) What did David know and when did he know it? and 2) Why couldn’t Vickers run sideways? The David question is the most problematic. He seemed to have multiple agendas and far more insight into what was going on on that moon than he had any right to know. He knew exactly what to do with the alien goop he took from the statue chamber, but to what end? What did he hope to accomplish? I being a little vague here for people who stumble across this post who haven’t seen the film, but I’ll be more expansive in the comments if anyone wants to discuss further.

I thought the landscapes were fascinating. Some of them looked so Earthlike but seemed just enough off to be alien at the same time. I came away from the film feeling like I’d been on a roller coaster, and intrigued by some of what the movie set out to do. I’d like to see it again, I think.

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Didn’t see that coming

We had a good soaking rain overnight. We need it. However, the dog next door didn’t seem pleased to be outside during the heavy rain, thunder and lightning, which meant we didn’t get a great night’s sleep.

You know how, in those courtroom dramas, the prosecution will finish its case and the judge will turn to the defense lawyer who then, to everyone’s surprise, stands up and says, “We have no witnesses. The defense rests”?

That’s sort of what happened to me this week when I received an email from the editor working on my next book. He said he’s ready to pass it on to the copyeditor. “Everything looks good to me.” I was expecting that I’d get it back marked up with red ink and I’d be facing significant rewrites. But nothing! Nada. Caught me by surprise. I told him I’d like to spend a few days rereading it with fresh eyes (I haven’t looked at it since April 1) before we advance to the next step.

David Ellis has written a long article about Alfred Hitchcock in poetry, which includes good (complementary) coverage of A Sea of Alone, the book Chris Conlon edited that contains my first professionally published poem, “24 Hour Psycho.” The article appears in CADS Magazine #62 in the UK (Crime and Detective Stories).

I zipped through Chelsea Cain’s forthcoming Kill You Twice over the past few days. It’s the fifth of her Archie/Gretchen novels and, in a way, it’s an origin story for her sociopath, Gretchen Lowell. Fortunately, Cain doesn’t go to the same lengths to explicate her villain that Thomas Harris did with Hannibal Lecter. The book has a few surprises. I was very suspicious of a certain character, who proved to be the perfect red herring. Whereas the previous book had a pervasive mood of sogginess (because of a flood in Portland), this one is hotter than hot, and no one has A/C. She does a great job of conveying the climate.

Now I’m reading The Silent Girl by Tess Gerritsen, her latest Rizzoli and Isles novel. The timing is good because the TV series is back. The first episode was quite good, dealing with Maura’s anger with Jane over shooting her biological father. The emotions felt genuine. It’s funny to see Jane’s mother (played by Lorraine Bracco) again after watching her in The Sopranos for the past several months. I maintain that Bracco is not a very good actress, but she seems more comfortable in the role on Rizzoli and Isles than she did before. All in all I was pleased with the first episode. Hope they maintain the strong writing.

I’ll probably go see Prometheus tomorrow. It’s not a film my wife would enjoy, but she’s going off on a social outing so I’ll take advantage of the alone time to throw on the 3D specs. I saw Alien in the movie theater when it first came out, and I’ve seen Aliens, but none of the other films in the series.

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Death is a lonely business

Whenever people ask me who has influenced my writing, they’re generally surprised by my response. After waffling on about how everyone I ever read has contributed to my style and approach, I generally cite one author as the greatest influence, and it’s not who you’d probably guess. It’s Ray Bradbury, who died last night.

I started reading Bradbury’s short story collections when I was quite young, long before that other guy was publishing stuff. R is for Rocket, S is for Space, A Medicine for Melancholy, The Illustrated Man, and the list goes on. Stories about rockets and space, yes, but also tales about a young couple whose romance is built around their mutual love of Laurel and Hardy or the story of a young boy who suddenly realizes there’s a skeleton inside his body. Poignant, thoughtful, mind-expanding stories written by a man who, regardless of his age, always had a little boy inside his body. His delight at the universe and its infinite possibilities always showed in his work. Many have attempted to imitate his style, but they’ve lacked his fundamental glee so they’ve been pale imitations at best. My story “The View from the Top” is about the closest I’ve ever come to homage, but it’s nowhere in Bradbury’s league. Not even in the same universe.

I’ve tried to keep up with his work over the years. I was delighted by his novels Death is a Lonely Business and A Graveyard for Lunatics, and when I mentioned Green Shadows, White Whale when I finally got the chance to meet him in 1995, he seemed pleased that I picked that book to cite. It’s a fictionalized memoir of the year he spent in Ireland writing the screenplay of Moby Dick with John Huston, and it’s chock full of classic Bradbury stories blended with Irish mythology and the love of stories that is characteristic of the Irish people. The Banshee is one of my favorite short stories of all time.

I could go on and on. How influential was Something Wicked This Way Comes or Dandelion Wine on the younger me? How fascinating is the title story in The Toynbee Convector? How delightful the oddball family in From the Dust Returned?

He lived a full life, and my life is much richer for having spent hours and hours inside his imagination. Eternal thanks to my wife who found out about his visit to Houston, got tickets to his talk and ventured off to buy a disposable camera at a convenience store to capture the moment while I waited in line to get my copy of Fahrenheit 451 signed.

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Squeal like a zombie

I solved another problem with my message board that means I won’t be so hasty to migrate to new software, which takes a load of work off my plate. The main problem with the YaBB board (other than its habit of ceasing to work every couple of years) is that it is a magnet for spammers who come by, register and then post a bunch of linky messages that I have to tidy up.

To curtail this, I added a captcha to the registration process (to get rid of bots) and then, when it turned out that there were a bunch of determined humans out there registering these accounts, I enforced administrative approval before an account was activated. However, that meant that I had to clean out 30-50 junky registrations every damned day, so finally, before the board crash of May ’12, I turned off registration altogether.

I did a little research and found a BoardMod that seems to be doing the trick. In addition to the captcha, there is now a question that must be answered by a human. In the simplest form, the question can be 2 + 3 = ? or What color is the sky? This particular mod lets you customize your own questions, so I put in five that are based on Stephen King knowledge. Not terribly hard ones, but since I implemented it I’ve had absolutely no successful attempts to register by spammers. None. Zero. They’re still trying, at the rate of about ten an hour, but the Skill Testing Question has defeated them. Yay!

I have a short story in the forthcoming anthology Appalachian Undead edited by Eugene Johnson for The Zombie Feed Press. The cover is a cool wraparound painted by Courtney Skinner. Here is the table of contents:

  • When Granny Comes Marchin’ Home Again – Elizabeth Massie
  • Calling Death – Jonathan Maberry
  • Hide and Seek – Tim Waggoner
  • Twilight of the Zombie Game Preserve – S. Clayton Rhodes
  • Being in Shadow – Maurice Broaddus
  • Sitting up with the Dead- Bev Vincent
  • The Girl and the Guardian – Simon McCaffery
  • Repent, Jessie Shimmer! -Lucy Snyder
  • Almost Heaven -Michael Paul Gonzalez
  • On Stagger – G. Cameron Fuller
  • We Take Care of Our Own – John Everson
  • Sleeper – Tim Lebbon
  • Reckless – Eliot Parker
  • Company’s Coming – Ronald Kelly
  • Black Friday – Karin Fuller
  • Spoiled – Paul Moore
  • Miranda Jo’s Girl – Steve Rasnic Tem
  • Times Is Tough in Musky Holler – John Skipp & Dori Miller
  • Long Days to Come – K. Allen Wood
  • Brother Hollis Gives His Final Sermon from a Rickety Make-Shift Pulpit in the Remains of a Smokehouse that now Serves as His Church – Gary A. Braunbeck
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