I’m speaking Danish. No. You aren’t.

Making good headway on the work in progress. I see I have roughly 80 days before my deadline. That’s ok. I wrote all of The Stephen King Illustrated Companion in half that time so I should be in good shape.

Back up to nearly 70° today, but down to below freezing tomorrow night, perhaps even into the low twenties. Water restrictions are starting to be lifted in some quarters.

Oh, AbFab. All these years later and your still just as silly and nonsensical as ever. The characters have hardly changed one iota. The best bit in “The Identity,” in my opinion, was the crossover with the Danish version of The Killing. Sofie Gråbøl makes an appearance in character as Sarah Lund, wearing trademark banded sweater. Eddie talks to her in mock-Danish, which leads to an Abbott & Costello exchange between them.

The second episode of the new series of Sherlock (a riff on The Hound of the Baskervilles) didn’t quite live up to the promise of the first. I found the same to be true of the first series: the middle episode was weak there, too. This one was more like a rejected script from Fringe. There’s a difference between modernizing something and going that one step farther and turning it into complete rubbish. There were some nice bits, and it was mostly entertaining, but not as good as last week.

I watched a section of the original Andromeda Strain the other night, too. Talk about a slow burner. It did an excellent job of depicting how science is really done (as opposed to what happens on modern forensics shows), but it also showed just how tedious doing science can be, too. And I say that as a scientist.

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Sitting pretty

That’s my Christmas gift over there, a recliner. The fact that it reclines is the least important aspect. See the way the back is recessed? The lower ridge supports my lower back, which has been causing me problems for a couple of years. When we watched movies, I spent a lot of time wriggling around to find a new comfortable position because the sofa didn’t have good back support. I tested this one out at the show room and it was perfect. We watched a movie on Saturday night and I didn’t budge the entire time. Simple pleasures.

I was awakened by a drum roll in the middle of the night. At least that’s what it sounded like. Turned out to be thunder, the opening riff in a major rainstorm that has produced at least 2″ for us and as much as 4″ in some parts of the area, along with hail and the odd tornado. And some flash flooding. Can’t complain about rain, though. Every drop we get is precious these days. But we don’t have to catch up in one day, right?

Conducted another interview on Saturday for the work in progress. This one would be considered a major “get” in TV parlance. Have to transcribe it now. Also wrote a 1000-word essay about The Wind Through the Keyhole for Cemetery Dance’s spring issue. Busy, busy. I had to turn down a couple of invitations to write articles. Until April 1 I’ll be focused on getting this manuscript finished.

I finished The Troubled Man by Henning Mankell yesterday. Haven’t started a new book yet. I’m working my way through the January issue of Locus on my iPad, the first time I’ve read the magazine digitally. I switched over my subscription from print. So far, so good.

We watched Tron: Legacy on Saturday night. I’d recorded it during a free HBO weekend last fall. A completely silly and pointless movie whose only redeeming feature was Olivia Wilde as Quorra, the isomorphic algorithm. Despite an awful hairstyle, it’s impossible not to watch her when she’s on the screen. Though it takes place inside a video game, the story could have been set in outer space without too many tweaks to the script.

We saw The End of the Affair starring Ralph Fiennes, Julianne Moore and Stephen Rea on Friday night. A 1999 film based on the Graham Greene novel of the same name and apparently inspired by events in his life. I didn’t find they handled the shifts in time very well. Lots of jumping back and forth without much to orient the viewer. It’s an odd film that shows a series of events from Fiennes’s character’s point of view and then again from Moore’s as a way of explaining her behavior. I wasn’t expecting the religious overtones but was fascinated by how the protagonist’s diary of hate turned out.

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No sheet, Sherlock

Devoted my attention to a single writing project this morning and got a substantial amount of work done. I’m pleased.

Also pleased that my first entry in the 2012 writing “ledger’ where I record my information for Schedule C is income. I didn’t confirm this, but I believe this is the first year that’s happened.

My wife kept getting calls yesterday where the Caller ID said NEWT 2012. When she answered, there was no one on the other end of the line. Somehow that seemed apropos.

I like the EJ character who has been a semi-regular on NCIS, but I suspect we won’t be seeing her again after this week’s episode. She seems so intent on pushing Tony toward Ziva that she doesn’t appear to have much interest in him. This season seems a little bit topsy turvy to me for some reason. All over the map. Subcutaneous tracking devices and moles and stuff.

A friend sent me a copy of the first episode of the second season of Sherlock, which aired in the UK on New Year’s Day. I was a little leery of the update when I first heard of it, but I’ve been mostly very happy with it (1×02 was a little on the weak side, in my opinion), and it was great to see that the show is continuing to be strong. Perhaps even stronger than ever. Now that the universe has been fully established, Moffat gets to play around at will. 2×01 was a revamped version of “A Scandal in Bohemia,” the tale that brings us Irene Adler. The reboot is “A Scandal in Belgravia.” The gist of the story is similar—Adler is in possession of incriminating photographs that threaten the monarchy and the UK in general and Holmes is sent to retrieve them.

He gets more than he bargained for with Adler, though, the woman who would always be “the woman” to him. In this updated version, she is a dominatrix who would love nothing more than to get Holmes at the end of her whip. “I could see myself slapping that face,” she says. “Would you like me to try?” To keep Holmes off his game, she first appears to him totally starkers. I can’t imagine how many takes they needed to make sure she was covered up from every angle as she traipsed around the room. “I’ve missed something, haven’t I,” says Watson, when he finally arrives on the scene.

Watson is blogging about Holmes’s cases, which include among their number “The Geek Interpreter” and “The Speckled Blonde.” Of course, there’s a real blog online that mirrors the one on the show. And Adler’s twitter account exists, too (TheWhipHand).

Lots of character development in this episode, too. Moriarty is a bit of a twerp, blowing raspberries at the parliament buildings, but Holmes and Watson are developing nicely. Giggling over the fact that Holmes is wearing only a sheet while they wait in Buckingham Palace. Holmes copping an ashtray for Watson. Holmes’s misstep with Molly, who is in love with him, and his interactions with Mycroft and Mrs. Hudson. It’s all brand spanking new and all so true to the originals at the same time. They even managed to shoe-horn in the deerstalker hat. A great running gag with a risque ring tone for Adler’s text messages. How funny is it that Holmes has the board from Clue affixed to his wall with a dagger? It was especially clever how the “boring,” rejected cases proved to be clues to what was going on after all.

Best of all was the interplay between Holmes and Adler, a game of chess if ever there was one. Holmes can “read” anyone—except here. All he comes up with is question marks. Is she one step ahead of her, or vice versa? The brothers Holmes talk briefly about what it must be like to be normal, feeling people, which leads one to believe they are either sociopaths or, like Spock, people who suppress their feelings. And yet Holmes is clearly taken with Adler and he has room in his heart for the other people in his life, too, even if he frequently treats them like rubbish. Can’t wait to see what they do with “The Hound of the Baskervilles” next.

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No lion

The decorations came down and were packed away a lot faster than they went up. Less than two hours from beginning to end.

Back to the normal writing schedule this morning. I’m trying to do two things at once, which I’m not entirely sure is advisable. I’ve had the opening scene for a novella rattling around in my head for several days now and I wanted to get it down on the page, but I don’t think I did it justice and I need to devote more of my time to the book that is due in three months.

We had a pretty low-key New Year’s. Our daughter cooked us a couple of great suppers: Greek kebabs on Friday night and chicken curry on Saturday night. Since we had to get up at 3:45 a.m. on Sunday to get her to the airport, we didn’t stay up until midnight. However, that doesn’t mean we weren’t aware of the time when it came, thanks to some fireworks in the neighborhood that sounded like a machine gun volley.

I read 60 novels and anthologies in 2011. If you’re interested in the list, here it is on my forum. Toward the end of the year I picked up a couple of books that I had started and, for one reason or another, put down. Dexter Is Delicious was one of those books and another is my current read, The Troubled Man by Henning Mankell is another. Not quite sure why I set it aside after only a few pages, but I’m now deep into it. An interesting mystery in that the protagonist is 60 years old and feeling every bit of it. The case involves his daughter’s future father-in-law, who vanishes. A few days later, the future mother-in-law goes missing, too. Somehow it all ties back to an old political mystery surrounding the alleged presence of Russian submarines in Swedish territorial waters.

I’m listed my Bag of Bones press kit on eBay. It’s great, but I don’t have any place to store it. Seems to be quite a bit of interest in it already.

We watched Bridesmaids last week. Stars and was co-written by Kristen Wiig, who I think has the makings of a pretty good actress. The movie is a little like a female version of The Hangover, by which I mean it’s funny some of the time and painfully awkward at others. Much of the awkwardness comes from Melissa McCarthy’s character (though Wiig has some bad moments, too). Also British comedian Matt Lewis as Wiig’s roommate with a cringe-worthy relationship with his sister. The best part of the movie was Irish comedian Chris O’Dowd (from The IT Crowd, who we saw on The Graham Norton Show a few weeks ago). He was a natural as the cop who befriends Wiig’s character and is obviously the best person for her.

We watched the Doctor Who Christmas special on New Year’s Eve. It was a cute entry in the always-reliable holiday tradition. Kid gets sucked into a time warp and ends up in an enchanted fortress that is about to be demolished while mom, sister and the Doctor (or Caretaker, as they know him) try to save the day. The armed foresters were a bit too Three Stooges for me, but the rest of the show was decent and the last 5-10 minutes was a tear-jerker. Humany-woomany, as the Doctor says.

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You say you want a resolution

This’ll probably be my last blog entry of 2011. The time when people might traditionally be expected to write about resolutions. Not me. I don’t make them. Never have. I’m not exactly an introspective person. Sure, I meet deadlines and I schedule and plan things and stuff like that, but I don’t do resolutions. One day at a time, for the most part. I have to turn in a manuscript on April 1 and I will meet that goal, but I don’t resolve to do it. I’ll simply do it! I also have a 25,000-word novella to write in the first quarter of the year and I plan to do that, too. Again, not resolutions—simply plans.

I finished Dexter Is Delicious and went straight into the most recent, Double Dexter, in which Dexter is seen by some unknown party while exacting his particular form of vengeance. He spends a couple of days fretting about what will happen as a result, gets moody, and then decides to become proactive, though he has scant information to go on in identifying the person. Still waiting to see where Lindsay will go with the bombshell he dropped at the end of the previous book. The cannibalism plot in “Delicious” was a little over the top, especially with regard to the characters who wanted to be eaten.

We finished Prime Suspect. The last part was really good. Hard to see Tennison fallen so far. She still has her job, but she’s boozing it up hard by the time The Final Act comes around. Poor old Bill Otley looks like the years have been unkind to him, too. Laura Greenwood is excellent as the 14-year-old Penny who befriends Jane and who becomes increasingly important to the case as it progresses. There’s a decent making-of feature on the DVD, too. Much more substantial than the one with the sixth series.

I heard yesterday that The Spirit of Poe anthology will now be released on January 19th, 2012.  It’s a fitting date: Poe’s birthday. The anthology contains my story “The Case of the Tell-tale Black Cat of Amontillado (with Zombies and an Ourang-Outang)” or, as I generally call it, the Tell-tale Mash-up.

Have a safe holiday weekend and catch you all on the flip side.

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Bestsellers and out of stock books

Brimstone Press reports: Rage Against the Night, edited by Shane Jiraiya Cummings [which contains my story The View from the Top], was released in the days before Christmas, and it has very quickly become Brimstone Press’s most sought-after title. On Christmas Day, Rage Against the Night peaked at number 12 on the Amazon anthologies bestseller list, and it continues to sell well. All proceeds from the anthology will be donated to Rocky Wood to help him in his battle against motor neurone disease.

Rage Against the Night can be purchased as an ebook for $3.99 from Amazon and Smashwords. It will soon be available from Barnes & Noble, Apple, Sony, Diesel, and all other leading online retailers. The print version will be available in late January.

I haven’t yet been able to confirm this, but it appears that the Stephen King Illustrated Companion is out of stock at the B&N warehouse, which means it is no longer available at bn.com except used (prices starting at $62!). The “find in store” function isn’t there, either, so I can’t determine if there are copies in any stores. There’s no guarantee that there’ll be a third printing (though I hope there will be), so if you haven’t bought a copy yet and see one at a B&N store, I’d say grab it while it’s still available.

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Dreaming of a wet Christmas

Back to  the real world again after a 4-day weekend. The week between December 19th and yesterday was the rainiest we’ve seen in eighteen months. We went out to the family service on Christmas Eve in a drizzle and it poured rain the rest of the evening. If it had been snow, it would have been a blizzard. We, of course, badly need the rain, but snow wouldn’t have been unwelcome (though my wife disagrees with that sentiment).

We had a quiet holiday weekend. Cooked some terrific meals, worked on a jigsaw puzzle, talked to family on the phone. Stayed in for the most part. Avoided all the holiday shopping craziness.

I added two more book reviews to Onyx Reviews over the weekend: The Impossible Dead by Ian Rankin and The Litigators by John Grisham. They’ll probably be the last of 2011. Right now I’m finishing off Dexter Is Delicious by Jeff Lindsay, which I started several months back but put aside. You have to mentally separate the two worlds of Dexter. The books are very much a different beast. Dexter and Rita’s child (born at the beginning of this book) is a girl, Dexter’s brother is still alive and Cody and Astor are little monsters. Plus Deb knows all about Dexter, and the Dark Passenger at times seems more like a demon possessing Dexter than a simple urge to kill, and it can behave like a spoiled brat if Dexter doesn’t pay attention to it.

We watched a couple of films that I recorded during the free weekend back in November. First up was The Town, which I saw at the theater when it came out. Just as good the second time around, and my wife liked it, too. Next up was A Single Man, starring Colin Furth and Julianne Moore. It’s set in 1962 and features a gay college prof who has just lost his partner in a car accident. The entire film takes place over a single day, though there are a number of flashbacks, some of them quite abstract and artsy. Moore plays his longtime friend and former lover (with a British accent). Firth has made a decision about his future and both Moore and one of his students cause him to rethink that decision. Can’t say we were big fans of the way it ended, but it was a stylish piece that seemed to capture the era well.

Speaking of British accents, we saw Gillian Anderson on The Graham Norton Show the other night and I was quite surprised to hear that she has a British accent. She is American, but lived in the UK for four years when she was a kid. Apparently she does an American accent most of the time, but she was herself on the British chat show.

Haven’t seen the Doctor Who Christmas special yet. Probably will some time this week. I hear that we have to wait until next fall for the new season to pick up again. And that there are some casting changes in the pipeline.

In the “making us wait” department, I can’t believe they won’t be airing the final six episodes of The Closer until next summer. They built a lot of momentum toward the end of the winter season (the finale was great) and now it all fizzles out for six months. Presumably we’ll also have to wait until then to see if Maura forgives Jane on Rizzoli and Isles.

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Domesticated

I have today off from the day job. In addition to my usual writing duties, I’m doing some domestic chores: I prepared a batch of dough for the breadmaker and I’m making chicken soup from the carcass (love that word–it’s in the recipe!) of a chicken. The smell of things cooking–how much more festive can it get?

We watched the first part of the final series of Prime Suspect  last night. Jane is nearly 60, a month away from enforced retirement, and she’s in bad shape. Drinking so much that she can’t even remember taking phone calls from her subordinates in the evening, and showing up in the interrogation room reeking of drink. She tries out AA and runs into her old nemesis Bill Otley, who’s been in the program for six years. The main case involves a missing 14 year old who later turns up dead. She was pregnant when someone stuck a knife into her belly. Her father is a nutjob, but so much fun to watch. I think he’s a red herring, but you can never be too sure.

Over halfway through The Litigators and the story has finally shown up, though I don’t think it’s the one we’re meant to believe. A bit of legerdemain. Look at this nice big pharmaceutical class action over here while I prepare a quiet little lead-in-toys case back here. Skimpy on the characterization and with a jauntier tone than the typical Grisham legal thriller.

My short story “The View from the Top” is reprinted in fund-raising anthology Rage Against the Night, edited by Shane Jiraiya Cummings. Blurb: Under the onslaught of supernatural evil, the acts of good people can seem insignificant, but a courageous few stand apart. These brave men and women stand up to the darkness, stare it right in the eye, and give it the finger. These are the stories of those who rage against the night, stories of triumph, sacrifice, and bravery in the face of overwhelming evil.

The lineup of contributors is impressive, and includes Stephen King, Ramsey Campbell and Peter Straub. All proceeds will be donated to Rocky Wood, author and President of the Horror Writers Association, who is battling motor neurone disease.

The eBook version (only $3.99) is now available, with the print copy to follow in January. You can get it for Kindle at Amazon or in a variety of eBook formats at Smashwords.

The full table of contents (in order of appearance) is:

  • The Gunner’s Love Song—Joe McKinney
  • Keeping Watch—Nate Kenyon
  • Like Part of the Family—Jonathan Maberry
  • The Edge of Seventeen—Alexandra Sokoloff
  • The View from the Top—Bev Vincent
  • Afterward, There Will Be a Hallway—Gary A. Braunbeck
  • Following Marla—John R. Little
  • Magic Numbers—Gene O’Neill
  • Tail the Barney—Stephen M. Irwin
  • The Nightmare Dimension—David Conyers
  • Roadside Memorials—Joseph Nassise
  • Dat Tay Vao—F. Paul Wilson
  • Constitution—Scott Nicholson
  • Mr. Aickman’s Air Rifle—Peter Straub
  • Agatha’s Ghost—Ramsey Campbell
  • Blue Heeler—Weston Ochse
  • Sarah’s Visions—Chelsea Quinn Yarbro
  • More Than Words—David Niall Wilson
  • Chillers—Lisa Morton
  • Changed—Nancy Holder
  • Dead Air—Gary Kemble
  • Two Fish to Feed the Masses—Daniel G. Keohane
  • Fenstad’s End—Sarah Langan
  • Fair Extension—Stephen King
  • Rocky Wood, Skeleton Killer—Jeff Strand
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A bigger boat

Currently reading The Litigators by John Grisham. Quirky. Not his standard fare, at least not yet. I’m to the point where the drunk lawyer shows up at the ambulance chasers’ office. No real story, yet.

I posted two new reviews this week: The Prague Cemetery by Umberto Eco and The Drop by Michael Connelly. Eco’s book was a challenge. Connelly’s was one of the better Bosch books in a while.

We finished the sixth installment of Prime Suspect last night. This one had ties back to the Bosnian war from the early 1990s. For once, Jane has a total win, if you don’t count the fact  that someone else got murdered on her watch. Thus far, the endings have been less than clean, and this one was tidy by comparison. The featurette on the DVD was good, too. The first one, I think, unless I overlooked the others. Just one more left to go.

We watched Jaws the other night. I’ve had the DVD for a couple of years, the 30th anniversary edition. Talk about a film that holds up. It’s a taut thriller with some fantastic characters (will there ever be another as colorful as Quint?) and even the effects still look decent. My wife found the thematic use of Spanish Ladies in the score a little cheesy, but that was our only complaint. My daughter, who’d never seen the movie before, covered her eyes from time to time. When Brody tells an old geezer with a swimming hat, “That’s some bad hat, Harry,” I nearly fell off the couch. I’ve seen that tag line used at the end of certain TV shows, but I had no idea it came from Jaws. I guess if I’d paid more attention to the ad card I would have guessed. Spielberg looks like a kid in the making-of features. Well, he kinda is: he’s only 26, just a little older than my daughter.

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The trailers were HOW loud?

My new essay went up on Storytellers Unplugged over the weekend. It’s called Promotional Consideration.

We went to see Sherlock Holmes 2 yesterday. Other than the one for Iron Lady, the trailers had one thing in common: they were all really freakin’ loud. I could feel my chest compress and my ribs vibrate. These included trailers for John Carter, Battleship, G.I. Joe and the new Dark Knight flick.

As for the Holmes film, it was very much in keeping with its predecessor. I mourned the fact that Irene Adler wasn’t in it for long, but as soon as Mycroft mentioned Reichenbach Falls, I knew where the story was heading ultimately. Jared Harris (Mad Men) makes a good Moriarty, especially given the fact that we really know very little about Holmes’s nemesis from the books. I liked Kelly Reilly as Mrs. Watson—we had just seen a much younger version of her in an episode of Prime Suspect a few days ago. Naoomi Rapace, the girl who does various things in Swedish movies, is appropriately exotic in her role as a gypsy leader. Stephen Fry has a lot of fun as Mycroft, though I could have done without the partial monty! The movie had lots of explosions and luxuriated in some Matrix-style stop motion during one scene that featured a lot of armaments that seemed a tad unnecessary. They played around with the gimmick from the first film where Holmes maps out his strategy step-by-step for the audience and then executes it. Only the first instance of this works out as planned. Other things intervene in the second and third instance. The bit with Holmes on the pony was a little over the top, played too long to remain funny, and yet it somehow still was. Holmes’s experiments with urban camouflage were funny, and the movie did really play fair with things that were relied upon late in the story. If forced to take a stand, I would say it was not quite as good as the first film simply because the first film introduced us to this rebooted version of the characters, so it was new and fresh and this one was, in a way, more of the same. Still enjoyed it, though.

I was a little disappointed and surprised by how Survivor turned out. I was rooting for Ozzy, but the writing was on the wall when he didn’t win that final immunity challenge. Coach led us (and him) along with his ideal of taking a worthy opponent to the end, but the reality was it was about $1 million and anyone would be crazy to take Ozzy along when most of the jury is composed of his former tribemates. Glad to see he didn’t go home empty handed after all. I didn’t see who voted how, but I suspect that Coach lost the game when Sophie revealed the fake-out with the hidden immunity idol. Brandon was astonished, and he may have switched from Coach to her after that news. Dawn sort of foreshadowed the winner during her questioning, but I was still hoping for Coach, because he played a more consistent and visible game than the other two. I predicted that there would be no votes for Albert. At least I got that right, I think. For the first time, I felt a little sorry for Brandon when I heard about the sort of reaction he got from his family after he went home. The premise for the next series is interesting: two tribes battling each other but living in the same space.

I’m not a big fan of amnesia plots. They did one on The Mentalist last week and it was sort of an iffy proposition. They turned Patrick back into a thief and a con, which makes it hard to remain sympathetic with him. Even Cho noted that Patrick was a better person after his family died. Kudos to Cho for trying to fake Patrick out by lying to him about how enthusiastic he was about tedious police work. “That’s one of your favorite parts of the job,” he deadpanned.

I think American Horror Story is turning into Beetlejuice. All they need to do is kill off one more cast member and they’ll have the whole happy family living (so to speak) under one roof again.

An intriguing ending to the season of Burn Notice. How will Michael react now that Fi is in custody? Does he immediately take out Anson, who no longer has anything to hold over him, or does he turn Anson into an ally of sorts? Just when you think they might run out of ways to keep the gang of merry spies off balance, they come up with another twist.

Speaking of twists, Dexter finally got around to introducing a story element that has been in the novels since the end of the first book, though in the strangest way possible. For people who haven’t read the books, the first one is much like the first season, the one about the ice truck killer, except for two things. In the book, Dexter’s brother gets away and Deb finds out the truth about who Dexter is. Now on the TV series, it looks like the same thing is true, though we don’t yet know how that will play out. The big difference, though, is that Deb has just come to the realization that she’s in love with Dexter (they aren’t biologically related, after all) and is preparing herself to announce this to him to see how he will react, when she catches him in the midst of a kill. Granted, he could say that he went off the deep end because Travis kidnapped Harrison, but it’s all going to look to slick, the way he has his kill room set up and all. I’ll be very interested to see how they play this out next season. All in all, I found this season a little lackluster and unfocused. What was the deal with the ice truck killer’s hand, for example? What did the guy inscribe on its hand and what will it mean when Dexter ultimately finds it in his house? And how will Deb close this case and get all those murders off her open/unsolved list? LaGuerta was the most unstable character of all this season, which is saying something when you also have Quinn derelicting his duties right and left. Still, a mediocre season of Dexter is better than most other shows on the tube.

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