Security issues

Vignette from Paris #2

One of the best things we did shortly after arriving in Paris was to buy a Paris Museum Pass. These cards are good for admission for about 60 venues in and around the city (including Versailles), and having one means that you don’t have to wait in the queue to buy tickets at most places. The only exceptions are the tower tour of Notre Dame and Saint-Chapelle. Skipping the line to buy tickets at the Louvre was worth the price alone, but we used it two or three times most days and it paid for itself quickly. Plus we went into museums we might not otherwise have visited–and really enjoyed them, including the architecture museum in Trocadero that had reproductions of ancient façades and city gates from all across the country.

On Wednesday we went to the Louvre for the first of two trips. We spent most of the morning and part of the afternoon in the Richelieu where the French paintings are kept. We then planned to go over to Sully to see the Mona Lisa. We went up the escalator to that wing but we were turned away and told to go up to Danon and across. The Louvre is a bit of a maze, but we eventually found the alternate route, but when we reached the final doorway, we were again turned away. Apparently there was some sort of security issue in that part of the museum. They cordoned it off and told us that they didn’t know when it would be open again. We waited around for a while, then decided to explore the Greek and Egyptian antiquities section, ending up in the basement where you can see the old foundation of the original castle that was located on the spot.

We never did find out what happened. I kept checking the news, but there were no reports of anything happening. Another of life’s little mysteries.

We went back again a few days later and made it straight in. You can no longer get very close to the painting and the crowd that gathers around it is apparently a favorite place for pickpockets to ply their trade. We paid our respects and moved on.

My wife was more interested in finding a painting she’d seen on her last trip to Paris many years ago, but she couldn’t remember the artist. She had the impression that it was French, possibly 18th century. It featured a woman, clutching a baby, being swept away by water, clutching a branch that seems about to break. I tried image searches but couldn’t turn anything up that seemed a likely candidate. Is this familiar to anyone?

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One ring to rule them

Vignette from Paris #1

On Wednesday afternoon, as we were approaching the Musee D’Orsay on the left bank of the Seine in Paris, an older woman came into view. Suddenly she bent down and picked something up off the sidewalk in front of us. A plain but substantial gold ring. She pressed it into our hands and appeared to continue on her way.

I turned and tried to give it to her. She said (in French) that she was divorced and had no use for it. When I told her that she could sell it, she said she was an undocumented Eastern European and couldn’t risk selling it. I couldn’t convince her to take it back. I planned to turn it in at the museum. Then she started the spiel. She wanted money. Just a little, she said. I tried again to give her the ring. She wouldn’t take it. Finally, seeing that we were about to leave with the ring without giving her anything, she took it back and continued down the sidewalk.

We turned back toward the Musee D’Orsay. Before we walked half a block, another guy found another ring on the sidewalk. I sensed a trend. “Deja fait,” I said and the guy just grinned and kept going.

We didn’t see the scam again until Sunday, when we were walking back along the Seine, returning from the Tuileries to the Trocadero. In the stretch of a mile or two, we were approached at least half a dozen times by people finding rings on the sidewalk. It got so that we could spot them coming. They all had little bags slung over their shoulders (presumably filled with rings) and had vaguely Mediterranean complexions.

After the first one, I realized that they were actually pretending to pick the rings up. Some of them simply weren’t very good at it and you could see the ring in their hands the whole time as they bent over to begin their act. Others were better at the sleight of hand trick.

I started composing witty responses. Mon dieu! Il pluie des bagues!! (My god — it’s raining rings). Mon dieu! Tout le monde a Paris a perde ses bagues!! (Everyone in Paris is losing rings). The only one I got to use was “J’en ai assez — j’ai deja sept bagues” (I have enough — I have seven rings already). The guy knew I was on to him, but then he turned serious and tried to make me feel guilty, saying that he had to eat and it wasn’t a joke. After that I didn’t engage them anymore, just shook my head.

We referred to them as the ring ring. They seemed to work alone, but they were clearly all part of the same gang, and their scam seemed limited to that one part of the city. Their turf, I guess. They weren’t threatening, and eventually became both annoying and hilarious. You couldn’t go a block or two without encountering another damn ring.

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Quick update

1) It’s raining. How weird. It got really dark about 1 pm and then we got a pretty good soaking for the better part of the next hour. Then, four hours later, another shower. They tell us we might get some more in the coming days. Not a drought-ender, but every little bit helps.

2) I just sold a short story called “Road Rage” to Michael Kelly for his anthology Chilling Tales 2 to be out late next year from Edge. This is my fourth story in an Edge anthology. Finally cracking those Canadian markets. As with the first Chilling Tales anthology, this one has an anagrammatic subtitle: In words alas drown I.

3) My Storytellers Unplugged essay “Words Count” is live today.

4) Probably won’t be any new posts next week. I’m all booked up.

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A tiny little psychopath in Capri pants

The temperature starts going down again day by day this week. By the weekend we could be down to just over 90°. The 20% chance of rain for Friday is now down to 10%. More fires in the area, too. It’s gotten so bad that they’re considering banning smoking in the parks around here. A fire started in George Bush Park last night and all of a sudden 1000 acres were burning.

Did another 1200 words this morning. I’m hoping to hit 20,000 words by the end of the weekend, after which I’m on a 9-day hiatus from writing. I also have to write a Storytellers Unplugged essay this week.

Self-referential observation of the week: Rizzoli’s nemesis, Hoyt, was reading a Tess Gerritsen mystery in this week’s summer season finale of Rizzoli and Isles. It’s a little hard to understand how people can become acolytes to a man like that—especially a prison guard who should have seen it all. It was a very twisty episode and I don’t think it quite holds up to close scrutiny. A guy is killed just moments before he’s released on bail so that the medical examiner can find that he has swallowed a balloon of teeth. The guy doesn’t die immediately, so that means Rizzoli and Isles go straight to the infirmary, so that Rizzoli can stumble upon Hoyt, who’s there getting cancer treatment. He mutters cryptic clues in his apparent daze, which leads Rizzoli to believe Hoyt knows something about a family that went missing six years ago. She figures out all the clues and goes back to get a death bed confession out of Hoyt only to be sandbagged by him and his pet guard. He’s dying, Isles confirmed that, but he’s not as bad off as he’s been playing.

The fight at the end was the best part, if you can buy into the guard’s participation. Jane is a hellcat and isn’t ready to accept Hoyt’s “birthday present.” She head butts. She kicks. She tases. She wrestles with Hoyt on the floor and gets the upper hand. Finally she plunges the scalpel into Hoyt’s chest in a manner that would make Dexter (or Van Helsing) proud. So she gets her birthday present after all.

The birthday sub-theme was okay. Jane doesn’t like birthdays because they never turn out the way she expects. This time she gets a surprise party that genuinely takes her by surprise (after a fake out), her brother’s gift is the fact that he scored high on his detective exam and Maura gives her tickets to a race car school.

Maura remains an implausible character. She does a show and tell about prison shivs in the middle of an important case, admiring the ingenuity of prisoners in creating deadly weapons. Half of Jane’s dialog involving her is “Really?” in response to something outlandish she says.

Michael took care of his business with Agent Pearce in short order on Burn Notice last week. Sam and Fi disrupted the CIA convoy to give him the chance to explain to her that Tavian was the real killer, and Tavian is eminently cooperative, admitting to the killing and jumping to his death when Michael reveals that he’s wearing a wire.

Time for a complete change of pace and a new threat. When Michael gets home, his old foil Larry is waiting for him. He has a “kidnappee” in the trunk and the guy’s wife is somewhere else with a bomb around her neck to force him into compliance. Larry wants Michael to help him break into the British Consulate and put some fake documents in dispatch pouch. Despite the threats, Michael and Larry still find time for verbal jousts, first about the decor at his place. “I see you have a woman’s touch now. Or is it Fi?” Another typical exchange: Larry: you have any idea what they feed you in an Albanian prison? Michael: I don’t know…yoghurt? Larry: I ate it every day for eight months and I still don’t know.

The kidnappee rubs me the wrong way right from the get-go, but not Michael, who provides him with a knife so he can break loose from the trunk of the car while they’re in the consulate and go to Sam and Fi. Fi tries to rescue the guy’s wife but she’s too late. The bomb already went off. Why would Larry kill his leverage? Sam and Fi try to blast their way into the consulate (You’re finally speaking my language, Fi says to Sam) but Larry is watching everything. He greets Sam: I see Jenny Craig has done her magic. Thinner but not smarter.

Larry tells Michael he deserved to be burned because he watched Larry kill people in Chechnya and then helped him cover it up. Fi distracts Sam and plants a shaped charge on Larry’s window. Seconds after her bomb goes off, another one goes off in the lobby, killing two guards. Fi is devastated and spills her guts to Michael, all very incriminating, and then Anson shows up to demonstrate how he has the place bugged and all their conversation is on tape. It was all a setup from the beginning. His profession was psychiatrist who treated CIA spies, so he was able to predict how they would respond to the situation. (Nobody brings out the mad bomber in you like Larry, he tells Fi.) He even pretended to be Michael’s mother’s therapist once to get the goods on Michael’s psyche. He’s the one who sent Tavian to kill Max. He watched Michael burn down an organization he spent years creating. Now that he has incriminating evidence on Fi, he’s going to use Michael to do his dirty work. Cornered again. His parting shot: Enjoy the sunset. It’ll get dark soon.

I want to go on the record saying that Colin Ferguson (Sheriff Jack Carter on Eureka) is one of the funniest physical actors on TV. Hardly an episode goes by where he doesn’t suffer some physical injustice and his reaction to these is always low-key but hilarious. The way he limped to his feet after the narrow miss with the teleportation device on this week’s episode, for example. Good to see Matt Frewer back as the mad Australian scientist Taggart. Jo doesn’t know what happened between them in this reboot of reality, so she has to proceed with caution with him. Turns out he proposed and she turned him down. Afterward he went walkabout, a voyage of self-discovery.

The Titan mission is just about ready to go, but there are always problems. One scientist who was supposed to go has to resign when his cow melts. “What’s black and white and dead all over?” Carter asks. Yeah, you don’t see that very often. Parrish (Wil Wheaton) is first alternate (It’s like he’s almost a winner, he’s told), but he fractures his ankle when he stumbles over Carter’s melted van (sensing a trend here).  Two crises happen at the same time. The first is that Deputy Andy, the robot who is having an affair with Carter’s sentient house (yeah, that’s pretty rare, too), gets sent to Titan by accident, thereby nullifying the women scientists’ argument over who should get the honor of being first to step foot on the surface. “It should be a woman. You guys got the moon. This way we’re even Steven.”

Then the guano from Taggart’s genetically modified bats start melting things. Important things like power supplies at GD and Carter’s house’s circuits. Carter flirts with a holographic version of Allyson and is accused of virtual harassment (I had a dream that sort of went like this, he tells her). Then he has to go into a huge tank of poison gas, bats and superacid. Big kick out of Taggart telling him how to identify the female bat they need. Thick Aussie accent: Females are lah-ger.

Poor Andy is freezing and every effort to get him back to earth before he turns to ice fail. He’s prosaic about the situation. “No one ever said being a deputy in Eureka was easy. You wake up in the morning and you never know where the days going to take you.” Carter thinks to use Allyson’s holographic projector to visit Andy so they can get him to the location he needs to be, the sky clears and there’s ringed Saturn in the sky. Well there’s something you don’t see every day. Andy: Are you an angel? Jack: Not even close.

All’s well that ends well and Jack invites Allyson to move in with him after they see Andy coming over to have another conjugal visit with his house.

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Nothing flashed red

A hundred and two today. Twenty percent chance of rain later on in the week. Good times.

My wife had jury duty yesterday and ended up in the first row of a panel being considered for a murder trial. That sounds cool, but we have plans next week that would have been negatively impacted if she were sequestered. After voir dire, she was not among those picked. An interesting day nevertheless.

I managed 1200 words on the new project this morning. I won’t get anything done on it next week so I have to make hay while the sun shines. And the sun has been doing a lot of that lately, believe me. Actually, I make most of my hay before the sun shines, but that’s neither here nor there. Whatever that means.

At some point on Breaking Bad, Walt transitioned from being an anti-hero to being an out and out bad man. It’s easy for us to rationalize why he got into this business and sure, he may be trapped in it now, but a guy with his financial resources should be able to take a powder. Saul even offered him the services of a disappearer a while back. He got greedy and obsessed. He’s actually not very likable any more. On the other hand, Jesse, the junkie loser, has become somewhat more sympathetic. Once Mike and Gus treated him with some respect, he grew up a little.

Skyler has morphed into the role of the wife of the crime kingpin pretty well. She knows how to talk about business on the phone without giving away any details, she spends her days ringing up dozens of fake cash register receipts to account for their income, and she understands what it means that her old boss, swindler Ted, is being audited. At first she plans to just cut him loose, but then she realizes that if Ted goes down, her name is on a lot of that paperwork. She comes up with a brilliant solution: she marches into Ted’s audit dressed up and acting like a blonde bimbo. She fawns all over Ted and tells the auditor that nothing flashed red on her Quicken so everything must have been all right. “Do you guys use Quicken? It’s like having a calculator right on your computer!”

The auditor is stupefied. How did you get this job, he asks. What are your qualifications? “I’ve always been naturally good with numbers,” Skyler responds. As she explains to Ted later, ignorance of the law does not equate to criminality. It equates to ignorance.” All the auditor can do is shake his head and hope that she isn’t doing the books for any other business. That doesn’t get Ted completely out of trouble—he still owes back taxes and penalties—but he’s not likely to go to jail. Except he’s flat broke. He can’t sell the Beamer because he’s driving a little junk heap. So will Skyler some how find a way to pay off his debt to keep her and Walt away from the IRS’s nose? How could that work? No way Ted could come up with nearly a million bucks.

Meanwhile, Hank’s dogged persistence is keeping everyone floundering around trying to stay afloat. He identifies Gus’s storage facility and chicken farm as a possible place where covert activity might be happening (a guy this clean has to be dirty, he explains). Walt stalls Hank for a day or two, giving Mike and Jesse time to clean the place out. But the cartel is watching and shoots one of their helpers right in front of Jesse, who freezes. Mike tackles him and drags him to safety. “Next time don’t stand there like an idiot. Move your feet and so forth.” Gus defuses the situation by walking out into the field with his arms stretched wide as bullets ping off the ground around him, an act Jesse describes as “that Terminator shit.” The cartel needs Gus and his distribution channels.

Jesse has a ton of questions, so Mike tells him to go ask Gus, which he does. He still has the poison cigarette, but since the meal Gus cooks (“whatever the hell this is,” Jesse says) is all in one pot, so he can’t poison it without killing himself. Before Jesse asks any questions, Gus has one: can Jesse cook Walter’s formula without any help. Alone. Jesse interprets this as meaning that Gus wants to kill Walt, and he goes ballistic. “You kill Mr. White and you have to kill me, too.” That’s not what I asked, Gus continues. I need you to help me prevent an all-out war with the cartel.

Mike and Jesse bring the dead helper to the lab. “Should I even ask?” Walt says. “I wouldn’t,” Mike responds. “Is this going to be a regular thing? Meth cooking and corpse disposal?”

Later, Jesse summons Walt and what follows is like a carefully staged two-man one-act play. Jesse’s apartment has track lighting so there is a spotlight effect. Jesse tells Walt that Gus wants to send him to Mexico to show the cartel how to cook the blue meth. They want half of Gus’s operation and Walter’s formula. Jesse hopes Walt will coach him, because he’s in deep trouble if he gets down there and the cartel chemists ask him chemical questions. “What if the equipment is in Mexican instead of English?”

Walt doesn’t care about that—all he cares is that Jesse didn’t kill Gus. He knows this because he put Hank’s tracker on Jesse’s car and knows he was at Gus’s house for over two hours. “You killed me is what you’ve done. You signed my death warrant.” And, for the nth time, the two get into it, except this time it is the brawl to end all brawls. Finally Jesse gets the upper hand after pummeling Walt. “Can you walk? Then get out of here and never come back.”

This Goldman guy has it in for Brenda bad on The Closer. After Gavin pulls off a wonderful coup by getting a directed verdict from the judge dismissing the lawsuit (after chewing Brenda out for not notifying him of an in-custody death of a suspect), Goldman goes back to the drawing board and puts together a file box containing Brenda’s greatest hits. All the cases we’ve seen over the years where she used dubious tactics that led to a suspect’s death. This time he’s going to federal court to demonstrate a past practice and pattern of denying suspects their constitutional privilege of a fair trial, a civil rights violation. He’s suing her, the LAPD and the city of Los Angeles, but his goal is to put an end to Brenda and all her work. When Brenda asks why he’s doing this, if they’ve met in the past, he says, “No. I am the conscience of the justice system, which as far as you’re concerned makes me nearly a perfect stranger.” Troubled times ahead—and the mole is still passing information along to Goldman, almost in real time. Provenza took credit for leading the team through the first crisis. “Don’t worry. We’ll have another crisis soon enough and I’ll lead us through that one, too.” Challenge accepted, apparently.

Brenda had a near-death experience herself, and it was Buzz who came to her rescue. The deputy sheriff who searched a suspect missed a gun the guy had stuffed into his crotch and when it seemed like he was cornered he pulled the gun out and was going to shoot her when she came back to the interrogation room. Buzz saw this on the monitors and grabbed her at the last moment. Then Brenda gets Buzz to lie about who was in the squad room at the time because she needs Tao to look for fingerprints at a crime scene and can’t wait for him to be questioned by FID. I’m not sure why that scene had to take place, because Raydor gave Brenda 72 hours to try to continue her investigation, since a cop had been murdered. Provenza’s reaction when he heard was exasperation: They’re going to make a new rule about searching suspects. Mark my words. Gabriel responds, “If there are people getting into the building with weapons, maybe they should make a new rule.”

The case of the week involved two deputy sheriffs deputies who wanted to be part of an FBI task force looking into the thefts of high-end cars, but they’d been turned down. They took it upon themselves to work the case and found where the cars were being stored before being shipped overseas, but one of them was killed in the process. But their information is useful and Brenda’s team follows two more suspects to the shipping terminal where they figure out who the ringleader is. Brenda sneaks up on him in bare feet and puts a gun to his neck. “Sir, I’ve had a very bad day. I’m anxious, I’m stressed, I’m a little shaky.” The guy drops his weapon post-haste.

They’ve done a good job of softening Captain Raydor, who will helm the spinoff that will take over when The Closer ends this season. She’s still not nearly as likable as Brenda, though, so she has a tough road ahead of her. I liked the scene where she heard Brenda say, “You know the justice system works pretty well until someone starts thinking they’re smarter than the sheriff’s office, the FBI and the entire LAPD. Do you see what happens when someone throws away the rule book? People die.” Raydor looks over at Fritz and says, “Do you think she’s conscious of what she’s saying? Someone might want to play back this part of the interview when she gets home tonight.”

I wonder who the mole is. There are no obvious candidates. Pope?

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Two trips to Berlin in one weekend

Got a lot of work done on the work in progress. Crossed the 15,000 word threshold this morning. Better than I anticipated.

The heat has returned and we’re scheduled to reach or surpass 100° over the next few days. No rain. Never rain. Any time I run the sprinkler (only allowed on Thursdays and Sundays due to water restrictions), the bird frolic.

Without planning to, we watched two movies this weekend that had major sections set in Berlin. The first was Hanna, starring Saoirse Ronan, Cate Blanchett and Eric Bana. This was an unusually stylistic film about a young girl who is wanted by a manic CIA operative played by Cate Blanchett. For a good part of the movie, we’re never quite sure why this is, nor what she intends to do once she catches her. Hanna has lived with her father in a hut in the Arctic since she was very young. He trained her in languages and fighting, and a little bit about the real world, but she’s never heard music. Once she thinks she’s ready (I kept thinking: Grasshopper, when you can snatch this pebble from my hand…) she activates a beacon that lets Blanchett know where she is, and thus begins an interesting cat-and-mouse game that goes from Morocco to Spain and ultimately to Berlin. Along the way, Hanna tags a ride with a somewhat scatterbrained family on vacation in a microbus. There are some great scenes in the Grimm Brothers house in Berlin and others in an abandoned theme park in the former East Berlin. Some fun action sequences and enough of a story to keep it interesting, coupled with artistic cinematography. The “beacon” thing seemed a stretch, as did the English family’s willingness to accept that Hanna was wandering Europe on her own, but other than that we enjoyed it.

The second film was a Liam Neeson vehicle called Unknown, about Dr. Martin Harris, a scientist in Berlin for a biotech conference who is injured in an accident and ends up in a coma for four days. When he recovers, his wife (January Jones) doesn’t recognize him and there’s someone else in his place. The film does a very good job of  portraying a twist on the Hitchcockian trope of the innocent man unjustly accused, and his situation keeps getting worse all the time. He ends up allied with the (very attractive) taxi driver (Diane Kruger) who was behind the wheel at the time of the accident and who saved his life. Something seems a little off about Harris. He can drive a car like nobody’s business, especially under duress. As the truth is revealed, the tension gets ramped up, with some excellent performances from Bruno Ganz as a former Stasi agent now working as a detective, and Frank Langella as one of Martin’s colleagues. Berlin is well used in the film, and it is all very thrilling. I’m not a big fan of January Jones—she always seems a little cold and aloof and untrustworthy—but otherwise the film was enjoyable. The logic of what really happened to Martin doesn’t stand up to close scrutiny, but there’s enough other stuff going on that you don’t get to dwell on that for long.

I enjoyed seeing Berlin in these films. I was there in 1986 for a couple of days and actually passed through the Berlin Wall at Checkpoint Charlie (pictured) and spent the better part of a week on the other side.

Caught up on some recorded TV shows, too. Haven was interesting. Directed by Justin Timberlake and featuring a lockdown in the police station to contain some sort of viral epidemic associated with the Troubles. More intrigue involving the minister and Duke, plus the death of a semi-regular. I like the character of Dwight, the fixer, whose trouble is that  bullets tend to find him.

Almost all the way through the third episode of The Hour. Burn Gorman (Torchwood) makes a good bad guy. He looks weird, especially in that movie clip that Ruth recorded. Freddy Lyon is still a little hard to like—and hard to understand at times because of the way he mumbles. The scenes in the country house were interesting. Does the upper crust really brush their teeth before dining?

We watched two weeks’ worth of Doctor Who last night. First, there was the one about the little boy with Night Terrors. A definite improvement over the previous week’s episode, which felt too much like an info dump to me. The build-up of tension was well done, the little boy was charming, the old lady was a hoot, and they let us figure out some of it on the fly. As soon as the Doctor opened the cabinet, my wife saw the doll house and knew where Rory and Amy were. Then I guessed that the real monster was the little boy. I was close there. The wooden dolls were typical Doctor Who creepy things (far better than the fat monsters), and I thought the wrap-up was a little too neat, but I liked the father and the Doctor’s promise to check back when puberty hits.

Even better was this week’s episode, the Amy-centric The Girl Who Waited. Or, perhaps, Rory’s Choice. This one gave Karen Gillan a chance to show her acting chops and she rose to the occasion. Good spotlight for Rory, too, who gets mad at the Doctor for putting him in that situation. It was a genuine love story and a tear-jerker to boot. Loved the alien landscape with its Dr. Seuss hedges, and Amy’s Rory-bot. Killing with kindness never seemed so credible. Really respected the way Amy became hardened and bitter, then softened when young Amy explained her relationship to Amy. The aging process was fairly well done. OK, so those were never the legs of a sixty-year-old. I loved the way the episode ended. Does Amy remember Amy Sr? Or is she thinking about her daughter? If the former, Rory and the Doctor are going to have some explaining to do.

And now to the finale of Torchwood. I think this has to be unique in the annals of the series: ten whole episodes with nary an alien, Jack Harnkness notwithstanding. The closest we got to alien technology was the null field generator that was under Angelo’s bed, and that was salvaged from the old Torchwood offices.

I wasn’t sure how they were going to resolve everything in just one hour, but as it turned out they had ample time. In fact, I found all the stuff that went on once Jack and Gwen reached the Shanghai pole and Rex and Esther reached the Buenos Aires pole of the Blessing to be a little drawn out. There was an awful lot of standing around and making idle threats instead of taking action by both sides.

I liked the old Chinese lady Gwen met when she GPS’ed her way through her shop on the way to the Blessing. Limited English but they eventually connected. “Sad girl,” the woman said before handing Gwen a cup of tea. “Crazy girl.” Gwen didn’t disagree. A couple of fine exchanges between Jack and Oswald, too. Oswald recognizes that Jack’s friends are, at times, afraid of him. “I spent a lot of time in prison and I know the smile of a man who’s done terrible things.” Then Jack explains things to Oswald. “I’ve seen the human race become vast and magnificent and endless. And I wish you could see it because then you’d know how small you’ve made your life.”

Best John De Lancie line of the finale: “Charlotte. Oh, fuck.”

There’s a nice personal conflict involved in the resolution. Gwen knows that by carrying out this plan, her father will die. And many others as well. The Buenos Aires representative of the Three Familes ups the ante by shooting Esther. Abandon the plan and they can heal her. Otherwise she dies.

A good twist, too, when Jack and Gwen learn that to succeed they have to introduce Jack’s blood at both ends of the Blessing. Hmm. How’s that going to work, since the suicide bomber took care of the Argentinian batch? Well, as it turns out, Esther and Rex aren’t stupid. They transfused Jack’s blood into Rex, which explains why he’s been reacting to the Blessing, too. Rex could survive this random transfusion because of the miracle.

Of course, Oswald is in at the end. Jack turns him into a suicide bomber. “I might question your choice of weapons,” Jilly says. “You brought the world’s biggest bastard, wired him up to a bomb and showed him his soul. Good work. I feel really safe now.” As it turns out, Oswald isn’t all that disturbed by what he sees. “I guess I’m accustomed to sin.”

Loved Jack’s smile when he relived all of his lives. “Hey, not so bad.” And when it came time for him to sacrifice himself for the world, he said he’d lived long enough. Gwen won’t let him commit suicide: she volunteers to shoot him. She almost did that a few episodes back, too. Now she gets to do it. And it becomes the day that death comes back.

But the Three Families aren’t done. This was Phase 1 of their scheme to ruin the economy so they could control the banks so they could control the government so they could ultimately control people. Jilly says, “The family wants to make the world fitter, more compact, more disciplined. That sounds like salvation.” She’s definitely drunk the Kool-Aid. Having failed, the Three Families recruit Jilly again for Plan B, allowing for an eventual sequel, I guess.

Alas, poor Esther didn’t make it, and Charlotte had the gall to go to her funeral. Fortunately Rex figured her out, but took a bullet to the chest before he could nab her. When will people learn not to yell after people while they’re still out of reach? Intriguingly, the transfusion gave Rex the same power/curse that afflicts Jack: he keeps coming back from the dead. “World War II,” he says to Jack. “What the hell did you do to me?”

Final analysis: not quite as bleak as a traditional Torchwood season, and there were a number of side plots that didn’t really amount to much in the long run, but a decent season. Glad I watched.

 

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Retro redneck

Now that the temperatures are no longer in triple digits, everything’s on fire. The humidity and temperature have both fallen over the last week or so, but we have wildfires in the area and some of my coworkers are under mandatory evacuation. The biggest fire is near locally is near the Waller/Montgomery County line and has consumed 22,000 acres so far. It could be another week before it’s contained. Chances of rain are pretty much zero for as far into the future as the meteorologists can see. And they say we’ll be back in the +100 zone again after the weekend. Sheesh. My buddies up in Pennsylvania are suffering from too much water and we could use it.

Had a few good writing sessions this week and am up to about 7000 words on the new book. It hasnt’ been announced, so I won’t say what it is yet. My editor told me the art team was meeting a week or so ago to discuss cover art. Looking forward to seeing what they come up with.

Watched the second episode of The Hour last night. An interesting time. Nasser has just “repatriated” the Suez Canal and England is trying to figure out how to respond. All that’s going on at the global level while on the more intimate level there’s this creepy guy who has himself embedded in the BBC as a translator who’s up to no good.

Also caught up with the season premiere of Sons of Anarchy. Wow. They spent quite a bit of time getting the bikers re-integrated into Charming society and then in the last five minutes or so they went all Godfather on us. Several members of SAMCRO spent 14 months behind bars for their shenanigans at the end of last season. During that time, Jacob Hale has solidified his grip on the town and Charming PD no longer exists. Former Sheriff Wayne Unser is living in a Streamliner camper trailer having lost his wife, his sideline business and his ability to pay for his cancer meds. When Gemma visits him and finds out what a sorry situation he’s in, she gives him some weed (“noticed your plants aren’t doing so well” and tells Clay to visit him. When Clay sees the setup, he says, “Jed Clampett wants his front yard back.” Clay has a plan to put an end to Hale’s plans to create “Charming Heights” subdivision.

In the meantime, the US Attorney has brought in the FBI and they plan to use RICO to clean up the whole area. They have an FBI agent embedded with the Russian mobsters who ran the gun business while SAMCRO was incarcerated and they plan to sting the whole bunch. They’re led by Lincoln Potter, played by the guy who was Rev. Smith in Deadwood. He’s a little bit kooky.

The Russians took advantage of SAMCRO being out of circulation. They had some enforcers on the inside stab Jax to prove their reach and then took a huge cut of the business. Now that SAMCRO is out, it’s time to renegotiate the deal. And SAMCRO has a rather unique way of negotiating. Opie’s wedding takes place on a Navajo reservation and they use the cover of the reception to send a bunch of club members to a meet with the Russians, where they load up their newly acquired weapons and strafe the whole lot of them. Oops. Including the under cover FBI agent.

The local cops call the party a “Who’s Who of Bad Guys.” Everyone’s there, including the Niners, the Mayans and the Russians. The Russian boss has some of his new guns to show off to SAMCRO, and they go off into the woods for some target practice while Opie dances with his new bride. Bang, bang, bang goes his body guards and Jax finishes him off with a knife in the gut to repay him for the prison stabbing. “Just business,” Jax tells the dying man, throwing his own words back at him. All to the tune of a soulful rendition of “It’s a Wonderful World.” As the coup de grace, they left the bodies at the gate outside Hale’s new development site. That should take a bit of the bloom off the rose.

Speaking of prison stabbings, the final part of this well orchestrated hit on the Russians involved the one remaining SAMCRO guy behind bars. With the full cooperation of the guards, he fakes a suicide attempt to get him into the infirmary. A guard delivers another Russian (against his will, it seemed) and a scalpel, which the biker shoved into the guy’s ear! Ho-lee cow, was that ever…eyew. Yuck. I assume that was the guy who actually carried out the stabbing.

Meanwhile, Jax is a daddy of two boys and he knows he can’t raise them in Charming. The question is: how is he going to get away. He’s an OK mechanic with a GED. The gang is making mad bucks with this new gunrunning deal, so his plan is to stick with it long enough to put away a nest egg. He figures Clay is going to have to quit soon because of his hands and that will leave a void and a chance for him to escape. Remains to be seen if he can stick to that plan.

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Of course Roland drives an Infiniti

My social networking has slowed down lately. I’ve been lax about updating this blog, I spend almost no time on Facebook and I’ve completely ignored Google+ after signing up for it. Twitter is about the only medium that I’m keeping up to date with. That and e-mail, of course.

That may be my modus operandi for the fall. I have a book due at the beginning of December and that’s going to take all my spare time. I made good headway on it this weekend, about 5000 words, and that’s a pace I’m going to have to keep up. No short story writing at all between now and D-Day.

My wife took a picture of that license plate yesterday morning. I don’t think I’ve ever posted a photo on Facebook that has attracted more comments and “likes”.

Speaking of vanity plates, we watched The Lincoln Lawyer this weekend, based on the novel by Michael Connelly. It was a decent adaptation and an enjoyable movie. The quandary Mickey Haller finds himself in is interesting and the way he skirts his legal and moral obligations is cleverly done. Good seeing Marisa Tomei again, too. There was enough chemistry between her and Matthew McConaughey for my wife to wonder why they weren’t still together.

Things are taking interesting turns on Breaking Bad. Plenty of developments in the Gus story, including a nice chunk of backstory that gives some answers while posing an even bigger question: who was he in Chile that he merits the modicum of respect the cartel showed him while murdering his partner right in front of him? Mike seems to think that Gus’s secret is safe, since he hasn’t been able to discover it, but Hank may have more resources and persistence than they give him credit for. He can be a goofball, but when it comes to his job, he’s a bulldog. Got a kick out of Skyler hiding their ill-gotten gains in those clothing storage bags that you attach a vacuum cleaner to to minimize their size. So much money that it crashed the closet’s hanger rod. The ironic bit in the episode was Walt giving a lecture to one of his fellow chemotherapy patients about how he wasn’t going to let anyone else run his life. He had taken charge of everything, including the cancer. Cut to Walt going back to work at the drug factory, putting in another day for Gus. Who’s he trying to kid?

I’m liking Gavin, Brenda’s lawyer, more and more on The Closer, played by Mark Pellegrino (Jacob from Lost). He is close to being campy gay, but his sexuality isn’t an issue in the story at all. He was hooked on the young Rebecca Black-esque internet sensation’s song. My favorite line came when the young girl’s manager was told about the pepper spray. “Sorry we can’t offer you any,” Chief Pope said with a straight face. There was one moment that seemed odd that didn’t pan out, when the victim’s father-in-law handed over the dental and medical records.

Sensitivity and sexism was the theme of this week’s Rizzoli and Isles, when a woman was murdered at the union-run waterfront. Rizzoli was harassed by longshoremen a couple of times and had her ass grabbed by one of them, who she later harassed by telling him he had “moobs.” Her boss is after her to take sensitivity training and she makes a deal. “I’ll do the training if you don’t do Brando imitations.” I liked the moment at the ending when Jane surprised Maura by ending the chess game she was playing with Jane’s brother. “Who do you think taught Tommy how to play? He isn’t the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.”

Is there really only one episode of Torchwood: Miracle Day left? There seems to be an awful lot to accomplish in an hour if that’s the case. I was surprised by the sudden jump ahead two months between episodes 9 and 10 after a fairly day-by-day structure to that point. The gang’s mostly all back in the UK. Gwen’s hiding her father in the basement and a pompous official has nothing better to do than to keep searching the house to find him. Esther is taking care of Jack in Scotland (and draining his blood because for some reason that will be the key to everything at some point). Rex is back with the CIA and trying to keep the mole, Charlotte, from ruining everything, although he doesn’t know her identity.

The world is in the midst of a depression (can a depression happen in two months)? Rex is still trying to find any trace of the family. I thought they had a good idea about tracking a witness to Jack’s adventures in the 1930s down through fiction. A person who witnessed his repeated murders used that as fodder for a pulp short story. Then they went and ruined it by casting aspersions at pulp fiction as if what they’re doing is so elevated! Rex is trying to identify the author by running style comparisons against other works and his job is made harder by the “fact” that all pulp writers write the same.

Oswald Danes shows up at Gwen’s place, too, and is the catalyst to get Jack back to Wales. He’s quite proud of the fact that he has the most recognizable face in the world. “Not any more,” Gwen says before whopping him in the face with a metal pot a few times.

They figure out that Jilly is part of “Harry Boscoe,” a process by which translators change words in news stories to get rid of things they don’t want reported. They trace it back to Vietnam and demonstrate it in action on footage from Shanghai, where a reference to the Blessing is massaged into something else. Turns out “the blessing” is some sort of power field that runs directly through the earth from Shanghai to Buenos Aires (Hey, Rhys figured something out!), and the logo of Phi Corps has been demonstrating this fact all along. The family members believe it is alive. “We have a theory. We say the Blessing shows you to yourself.” Getting close to it makes you feel worse and some people have killed themselves after getting near it. The really cool part was the fact that it attracted a drop of Jack’s blood like a magnet attracts iron filings. So I guess it’s a good thing they have a suitcase of his blood. Because I think they’re going to need it. For something.

I wonder if that guy Jilly met in Shanghai was supposed to remind us of Mark Zuckerburg, the founder of Facebook. Because he did. Favorite line from Jack, who was pointing a big gun at the guy who was watching Gwen’s apartment: I can leave you with no place to put your hat or you can drink this. Option 2 is better.

 

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Who’ll start the rain?

We can’t even buy a tropical storm these days. At the beginning of the week they threatened/promised that we would get 3-5″ of rain this weekend thanks to the disturbance in the gulf. Now they say we’ll be lucky to see even 1″. Now I’m not saying that we really wanted the 12-20″ of rain that Topical Storm Lee might dump on the states east of us, but give us a break. Let us top off the reservoirs, at least.

The only good news in the weather is a general cooling trend over the next five days. We might even make it down to the upper sixties overnight by next Tuesday. Lately it’s been over eighty when I get up at 5 a.m. to write and has gone up steadily thereafter. This will be something of a relief, though it’s hard to imagine 90° being a real relief.

A writer for Random House’s official SF/F website www.suvudu.com asked me to provide a quote about why I thought Carrie was still relevant all these years after its publication. Here’s what I had to say.

Every now and then, the University of Chicago Press gives away a free eBook. This month it’s The Score, a Parker novel by Richard Stark (Donald Westlake). Available for most reading devices/programs. This link gets you to the Adobe Digital Editions version.

Getting down to the mid-season break on Burn Notice and Pearce has finally uncovered Michael’s dirty little secret. Looks like he’s got some ‘splainin’ to do. I thought Michael was a bit of a jerk toward Fi in this week’s episode—more than usual. When he just slapped the wedding ring into her hand, for example, or when he turned down the hot tub to do paperwork. Charisma Carpenter had a nice guest role as the wife of the chemist turned WMD manufacturer.

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I weep for Titan

Today is my last day as the “older man,” for a while. Tomorrow my wife joins me in the fifties.  Will one of her gifts be a rainstorm? Remains to be seen. They keep promising rain, but then they back off and act all skeptical. There’s a very real chance that this tropical system that looked so promising for us will skate off to the east. That would suck.

Cemetery Dance has a new partnership with FEARNet.com and I’ve agreed to write the occasional short piece for them. My first one went up today. I called it King of the eBooks, being a brief history of Stephen King’s experiences with electronic publication, which dates back farther than you probably realize.

We finished the first season of Breaking Bad last night. I’d forgotten that there were only seven episodes. My wife was sufficiently hooked for me to order the next two seasons. I also picked up Prime Suspect: The Complete Collection at a bargain price on Amazon. We saw the trailer for the reboot starring Maria Bellow at the movie theater on the weekend. We’re both fans of Helen Mirren and I remember seeing bits and pieces of this back in the day. Hard to believe it’s been twenty years or so since it first aired.

I’m also keeping up with the current run of Breaking Bad and keeping the episodes on DVR to watch again when we catch up. In general it’s Walt or Jesse who has his back against the wall on this show, but it now seems to be Gus who is in trouble. And if he’s in trouble, how much of that will roll downhill to his cooks? Remains to be seen. Gus had a sit-down with a representative of the cartel and it only looked like a negotiation was going to take place. He offers $50 million in reparations for whatever offense he is accused of. Instead, cartel guy told Gus the way it was going to be. Mike is worried enough about the situation to give Jesse a gun and offer to teach him how to shoot.

Meanwhile, Jesse’s hovering around looking for a chance to poison Gus, on Walt’s orders. (“What about Mike?” Jesse asks. “Please. One homicidal maniac at a time.”) Walt had floated the idea of hiring a hitman past Saul, who was horrified. He’s not the Craig’s List of Soldiers of Fortune, he says. This was after Walt trashed the car that he bought for Walt Jr after Skyler forced him to take it back…for an $800 restocking fee. Ended up costing him $52,000 bucks but it’s only money, right? He’s bringing in $275,000 every two weeks, much to Skyler’s astonishment. No car wash in the world makes $7 million a year, she tells him.

The interesting thing about Gus is that he’s made himself such a respectable member of the community that Hank’s colleagues are hesitant to believe Hank when he suggests that Gus might be involved in the drug business. His line of reasoning started with a receipt for a very expensive HEPA filter and a note in Gale’s possession on a Pollo Hermanos napkin. Gale was a vegan. What would he be doing at a fried chicken restaurant. Hank gets Gus’s fingerprints and confirms that Gus was in Gale’s apartment at some point. Intersting.

It seems like Brenda and Captain Raydor are working closer and closer on The Closer, no pun intended. They no longer seem like adversaries. And you don’t want to be Raydor’s adversary. Witness how handy she was with the beanbag shotgun, hitting the guy between the eyes from a good distance. I got a kick out of Brenda’s new lawyer, Gavin, played by Mark Pellegrino (aka Jacob from Lost). During the final scenes, Brenda used her reputation from the Tyrell case to browbeat one of the culprits into confessing, with Gavin watching.  And I just realized that the guy who plays Sanchez was the crazy drug dealer Paco from season one of Breaking Bad. So, is there a mole? If so, who? Gavin seems less concerned about that than Raydor was.

Today’s subject line was uttered by Dr. Isaac Parish (Wil Wheaton) on Eureka after he found out that he wasn’t chosen for the mission and Fargo was. The series wrapped shooting its last episode yesterday.

More interesting developments on Torchwood. At first we were led to believe that Angelo, Jack’s paramour from back in the late 20s, was somehow responsible for the Miracle. Thanks to Jack’s stock tips, Angelo became wealthy and used his money to keep tabs on Jack over the years and search for the secret to immortality. Unfortunately he didn’t succeed and only became immortal when everyone else did, by which point he was on life support. Olivia (Nana Visitor) is his granddaughter, and she’s not so fixated on Jack. The three men who formed a pact in front of Jack’s repeatedly murdered body formed a sort of pact, and they were taking his blood for their research. Because Angelo was gay, he wasn’t allowed to join them. The men have successfully obliterated all traces of their names from the public record.

Meanwhile, Rex and Esther’s old CIA peeps have tracked them down. First it was Friedkin (Newman from Seinfeld), who is in the triumvirate’s pay. He arrives at Angelo’s mansion to arrest the Torchwooders for treason under the Miracle Security Act. He’s really there to beat his boss Shapiro (John de Lancie, Q from ST:TNG) to them. However, Rex tricks Friedkin into confessing while he’s wearing Gwen’s special lenses and transmitting the video to the monitors in Angelo’s bedroom. Guess he figured out that Gwen was lying about them being unique to her. John de Lancie is a breath of fresh air as the somewhat self-important, obnoxious CIA boss. “People seem to be talking over me, which is fascinating and rare. And forbidden!” When he arrests Olivia he says, “Tell her to line up her lawyers so I can piss on them. Long and hard.” He doesn’t get along with Gwen at all, and after she bites back at him a few times, he asks Rex, “Did you sleep with her? Because most people that bitter you’ve slept with.” And, finally, his assessment of Jack: “Waht is it with you, Red Baron? Have you got Snoopy up your ass?”

The first big surprise of the episode is that Angelo dies, actually dies, in front of Jack. (“You’ve got the only corpse on planet Earth.”) Seems he’s rummaged up some of Torchwood’s old relics from Cardiff and he has a null field generator under his bed that cancels out the Miracle. Shapiro thinks that might be the way to rectify the global problem, but Jack tells him they’d need a device as big as the Earth to fix the planet. Shapiro threatens to and then carries out on his promise to deport Gwen when Jack doesn’t cooperate up to his expectations. Friedkin has one last trick up his sleeve (literally), blowing himself up and taking Olivia along for the ride. Jack gets Rex and Esther to help him escape, but he’s badly wounded in the process.

Meanwhile, things aren’t going so well for Oswald. Apparently he’s about to be classified as a Category Zero person, a new grouping reserved for people who are to be sent to the ovens for moral reasons. Oswald is outraged. People love me, he cries. “Television loves you. Different thing,” Jilly tells him. The CIA has planted an agent as Jilly’s intern and her first job is to get sandwiches. Then a redheaded hooker named Claire (an inside joke about Lauren Ambrose’s character on Six Feet Under?) who is willing to debase herself for her client but isn’t willing to pretend he’s normal when he wants to take her out to dinner. Oswald goes nuts on Jilly, slapping then punching her. Then her contact from the family comes along and offers her a promotion (after he shoots the CIA plant—what good is that?

If this were a three-act film, I’d say we were definitely at the end of the second act. The world economy is in crisis, which may have been part of the triumvirate’s long-term goal. Pension funds are going bankrupt because pensioners aren’t dying. Banks are closing. People are volunteering to become Category One, including Esther’s sister. They’re calling it a disaster of Biblical proportions. And Jack is in the back seat of Esther’s car bleeding to death. Fun times!

 

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