The tube

Just because it’s spring doesn’t mean winter is over yet. Today the temperature has dropped over 25° from what it was this morning as a cold front sweeps through. We might also get ½” of rain or more in the process. By tomorrow morning it’s supposed to be in the mid-forties. Imagine that. I might have to turn the heat back on.

I got a very cool acceptance letter this morning, but I can’t talk about it for another couple of months. That sorta sucks, but I’m really excited about this one. I haven’t had a story acceptance for a while, mostly because I don’t have many stories out there at the moment. I’ve been busy doing other stuff and I’ve let my submissions slide. I’ll rectify that this month, I hope.

I started reviewing the page proofs for another project that I can’t talk about yet. Should get that done tomorrow. I keep promising myself I’m going to get back to that novel any day now, but something else always seems to come up. I have, in fact, turned down at least one request to do something lately, so maybe there’s a chance.

I did get back to The Casual Vacancy again, finally. I started it last year and put it aside and other books kept coming along and insisting that they be read first. Seriously. That happens. I’m about halfway through and I was able to pick up and go on without feeling lost, so that’s a good thing. I’m trying to figure out what the book reminds me of. It’s not The Stepford Wives or Peyton Place, and not Our Town, but something in that neighborhood.

I was able to watch a few TV shows from the DVR on my iPad while I was in Tokyo through the magic of modern technology. I saw The Amazing Race, CSI and Survivor. The rest had to wait until my return. Survivor was a real surprise. I think Cochrane’s got it going on this season. The way he handled that food challenge was astonishing. Given that I was slightly outside my comfort zone with respect to food at the time, I sympathized a bit. Too bad the episode was titled “Blindside,” as that gave away some of the surprise, but it was still fun to see Corrine get taken out that way.

The first thing I watched after I got back was the Justified finale, which was just fine and dandy. I was surprised by how quickly they resolved the Winona-in-jeopardy situation, but it was a rockin’ scene with Winona getting in a good shot in the process. Both Raylan and Winona had the chance to reiterate their love for each other, though in neither case did the circumstances allow them to explore that. Raylan’s not exactly sure what to make of Boyd’s love for Ava, either, but Boyd gets a few good shots in at Raylan, too. Except for his one scene with Ava, I liked Nicky Augustine, but I guess he had to go, and he was eliminated in a way that kept Raylan from raising Art’s hackles and without him breaking any laws, technically. He was suspended, after all. The body swap was an idea destined to go bad from the git go. Bringing it back to the bar was the first bad decision, but Ava flitting off to dispose of it herself? What a mess. Hard to figure how Boyd’s going to keep his promise to her. He’s a sad man right now. Sure, he’s got Wynn Duffy offering him the moon and the stars, but the dream house is going to be empty for quite some time. I figure the Clover Hill gang is going to feel some of Boyd’s rage, along with the new candidate for sheriff. Seeing Arlo’s grave at the end was a nice touch.

I can’t say I was as happy with the season finale of The Walking Dead. There was all this build-up for a big confrontation between the governor’s group and the prison folks, and it hardly happened at all. At first I thought Rick and crew had lit out for the territories before the bad guys got there, but, no, it was all an ambush that did very little, in the final analysis. The governor is apparently bulletproof—shots never even get close to him. His meltdown felt wrong, unmotivated. I was hoping that one of his surviving men would frag him, to be honest. Carl’s sociopathic tendencies are showing. I regret the loss of Winston, who was one of the most interesting characters on the show, and I’ll miss Audrey. I had a soft spot for her because I got to eat lunch next to Laurie Holden in the commissary on the set of The Mist a few years back. It’s hard to imagine how dynamic next season is going to be with all those new people in the prison, mostly young and elderly. Saddling them with a baby was bad enough.

In the world of creepy kids, the one on Law & Order: SVU last week is near the top of the list. He was chilling. Dead eyes. Yeeesh.

I’m not a big fan of the Doctor’s long-winded tirades on Doctor Who. Mostly I find them tedious and overblown, especially when they’re delivered toward a creature who probably can’t even hear them. And shame on him for making Clara give up her ring rather than his sonic screwdriver. I loved the little girl who played the Queen of Years—she was great. I’m also liking Clara a lot as a companion. The 21st century episodes have been less about the Doctor (except when he’s alone) than about the companions’ reactions to being with him. The older series didn’t have that sense of wonder and delight in the companions. After all, they’re being offered these wonderful adventures. It’s been that way since Rose forward, and I like it. It’s only by sharing in that delight that the Doctor himself gets to live.

Mad Men is back, jumping ahead several months to the end of 1967, although it feels like it’s later. The two hour launch was existential as Don contemplated his lot in life, as per usual. Watching his doorman die right in front of him (even though he was subsequently resuscitated) knocked him off axis. Though the other people in his ad agency claimed that they didn’t see the suicide interpretation in the ad he came up with after his trip to Hawaii, it seemed pretty plain to me. I liked the notion that he accidentally swapped lighters with the Army guy who asked him to give away his fiance. That’s not the first time Don’s done a swap with someone in the military. I have a sinking suspicion he’s going to be told that the guy didn’t make it back from Vietnam.

I have no idea what to make of the Betty story as she slummed around in a flophouse trying to find a 15-year-old runaway. Things are looking up for Peggy, though I wonder when she and Don will cross paths again and under what circumstances. Tell you what, though. They could have an extra 15-30 seconds each week by giving up the “next week on Mad Men” segment because they’re nothing more than a string of out-of-context lines chosen to deliberately reveal nothing whatsoever. Also, you’d think that the companies advertising during Mad Men would feel pressured to bring their A game to the spots they run, but apparently not. Some of them are wretched.

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Cherry blossom special

I thought I had beaten the jet lag. I got back from Tokyo on Friday afternoon, went to bed at the usual time that night and slept soundly. Saturday night was fine, too. But the last two nights I’ve awakened at about 1 a.m. and had a hard time getting back to sleep. Yesterday morning I slept in later. Today I didn’t, hoping I’ll be sufficiently tired to sleep through the night tonight.

It’s a funny thing, shifting time zones. When I got into Tokyo on Monday afternoon (having left Houston on Sunday morning), I was sleepy. I kept nodding off during the 2-hour bus ride to Akishima. But I wasn’t tired later that night and all four nights I was there I woke up at about 3 a.m. for an hour.

Tuesday and Wednesday were rainy. Bicycle riders carried umbrellas like lances, making traveling down some of the narrow streets challenging. Thursday it was nice, and I had the afternoon off so I went to nearby Showa Kinen park. The cherry trees were in blossom. The park also has a Japanese garden that features a bunch of bonsai trees like the one pictured here. They look like full-sized trees, just miniaturized. Some of them were 80 years old and others might have been 150. Their trunks are thick and gnarled. If you’re on Facebook and want to see a few more pictures, go here.

To ward off hay fever, a lot of Japanese were medical face masks. I’d say that at least 30% of the people on any given train were wearing one. Made me think of writing a caper story where the culprits get away by wearing face masks and blending in with the crowd. I had some good meals (curry, sashimi, yakitori, things I didn’t recognize, things that had eyes). French pastries for breakfast, except one day when I had a bacon and egg breakfast sandwich that had lettuce on it. That seemed odd, but it worked. I also had one smelt as an appetizer one night. We used to eat those by the plate when I was younger.

The Dark Tower Companion was published last Tuesday. So far the reviews have been really good. You can read them here. I was also featured in an interview in The Big Thrill, the monthly newsletter of the ITW.

Since I’ve been back, I’ve been mostly busy catching up, both at home and at work. I wrote an essay for an Italian publication this weekend. For the next couple of days I have to review page proofs for another project that hasn’t been announced yet. I have one more essay to write, a Storytellers Unplugged blog entry for next week, and three book reviews to do. Then I should be clear to tackle that novel. I hope.

I thought I’d have a lot of time to read while traveling, but I didn’t. The book I was reading when I left (Save Yourself by Kelly Braffet) I only finished this morning. I did see a lot of movies and TV shows. I didn’t watch any Japanese TV because I didn’t have a clue what any of it was about. I did see about 10 minutes of an episode of Bewitched the morning I left. The dubbing was really well done. I could almost convince myself that Samantha and Darrin were speaking Japanese.

On the trip back I watched the first five episodes of the second season of a show called Episodes, which stars Matt LeBlanc (Joey from Friends) as himself. I didn’t see the first season, so it took a bit of catching up, but the gist is that these two TV producers from the UK have come over to the US to create some shows, one of which stars LeBlanc. It’s set in LA but filmed in England. It has its moments. I’m curious to see how the season wraps up, anyway. I also saw one episode of Louis CK’s show, which has been recommended to me, but it was only okay.

I watched two movies going over and two more coming back.

  1. Cloud Atlas. This one was intriguing. Six vignettes intercut, set over a huge time span, from the mid-nineteenth century to a couple of hundred years in the future. Many of the same actors (including Tom Hanks and Halle Berry) appear in each segment. The implication is supposed to be that we have future lives that give us a chance to vindicate our past actions. I almost understand it—almost. But it’s a fascinating movie. I really liked the 1973 story, which felt like a TV crime show from that era.
  2. Silver Linings Playbook. If Jennifer Lawrence can remain grounded, she has a great future in front of her. She’s such a natural actress. Bradley Cooper is intense as the untreated bipolar who goes on these long-winded rants. When he and Chris Tucker go off on each other in the car at the beginning, I found myself thinking, “This is exactly what the internet is like. Everyone talking on top of everyone else and nobody listening.” Robert DeNiro is Cooper’s OCD father. A nice film.
  3. Jack Reacher. I’ve never read the Lee Child books, so I can’t judge this as an adaptation, but it’s a serviceable thriller. I was a little disappointed by Rosamund Pike, who has been very good in other films. In this one, I found her far less than credible much of the time. At least they resisted the temptation to turn her into an action hero or a love interest. Robert Duvall is great, as always. There are some moments at the end that I didn’t care for—Reacher doing something patently stupid purely for the sake of creating drama.
  4. The Girl. This is the flip-side of Hitch, the story of Tippy Hedren and The Birds (and, later, Marnie). Toby Jones, who I met on the set of The Mist, plays Hitch as a much darker, more twisted and manipulative Hitchcock. Based on other things I’ve read, this seems like the truer representation of the man than Anthony Hopkins’ rendition.
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The triumph of principles

Next Tuesday is launch day for The Dark Tower Companion (although you can preorder it in trade paperback, Kindle and Nook formats now, not to mention the Cemetery Dance limited edition). Last weekend I was interviewed by Blu Gilliand for October Country and that piece appeared today. He also reviewed that book—that will run tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I’m getting ready for a business trip to Tokyo that has me leaving on Easter Sunday morning. The flight is nonstop, but I don’t arrive until Monday after­noon, thanks to the time shift. I come back on Friday, leaving Tokyo at 4 p.m. and arriving home at 2 p.m. on the same day. Weird stuff. I’m trying to get a couple of things finished up before I leave. I started a book review for CD this morning and should have it done by Friday. I have two other essays that I need to write, but I might leave those for the flights, as I’ll have plenty of time to kill. Unless I spend the whole time watching in-flight movies.

I’m sure the introduction of Norman’s half brother provides any number of opportunities for the writers on Bates Motel, but by the end of the episode I was hoping Norman had managed to make that hammer connect. He upsets the status quo for the Bates family, but also for the viewer, I think. I’m sticking with the show for now—it has its moments—but I’m less sold on it than I was after the first episode. I already dropped Red Widow from my DVR. I just didn’t care.

Does everyone on NCIS have father issues? I noted that fact the other night when I saw the rerun episode starring Lily Tomlin as McGee’s grandmother. It was revealed that McGee hadn’t spoken to his father in seven years. Last night’s episode brought them face to face and it was ugly and uncomfortable for a while. Gibbs has managed to mend fences with his father, but they had a long hiatus. Tony’s father is a grifter and a con and a mooch. Ziva’s father was angry with her for leaving Israel to work with the Americans, and now he’s dead. All we know about Abby’s father is that he’s dead. Has Ducky ever talked about his father?

I’m not sure there’s ever been a more sympathetic hang-dog character than Ellen May on Justified. She’s such a sad sack. Her scene in the motel room with Limehouse showed just how much she has given up her fate to others. No wonder she is so fond of Shelby—he came back for her and did her a kindness. In this penultimate episode of the season, Theo’s crew is still trying to find a way to leverage Shelby out of testifying against him, but their options are getting limited. However, he has ears everywhere, including presumably inside law enforcement because he already knows that Shelby wants to make sure Ellen May is safe before talking.

Boyd has a whole list of problems: Theo Tonin, Ellen May and Johnny are at the top (or, as Art described the reasons why Raylan was suspended, the good stuff he underlined). Boyd, being a gentleman, puts Ellen May at the top of the list because it affects Ava and if she’s not happy, he’s not happy. He hooks back up with Nicky Augustine, who needs some inside help because Johnny can’t get through to Limehouse. Other than his bad moment in the bar last week with Ava, he’s a pretty cool guy. The only one who didn’t think he needed a gun when the two gangs met up. Sarcastic and cold, offering up Johnny with him standing right there in front of him. “It’s ‘everybody wins’ day here at Johnny’s bar—everybody except Johnny.” When Boyd went at him with his $64 vocabulary he says, “I’m going to need Google Translate on my phone if I’m going to keep talking to you.”

Limehouse is a character, too. He tries to get Rachel all riled up but he hears Ellen May and takes her situation to heart. At first I thought he was lying that he’d let her go, but no, he did. And then he got in Ava’s face, digging at her conscience. So long as he’s minded his own business in the holler, everything has been happy for the people of Noble’s. Once he got involved in everyone else’s messes, things have gone sour for him. “Are you going to have peace of mind when this is all over?” Fortunately Ava took that message to heart, too, when she finally caught up with Ellen May. Even after hearing her disclose some of the information about the guy Ava shot to Cassie, Ava couldn’t pull the trigger. “I understand,” Boyd says and without a blink calls up Colt, who’s standing right there.

We always knew there’d be a showdown between Colt and Tim, and that it would end the way it did. Colt decided to quit smoking today and he tried his shot and failed. Interesting that Tim took a souvenir. The scene with Kush was funny, too. Boyd warned Augustine that he was “touched.” Augustine asks if he should be scared. “Not if you’re secure in your political views,” Boyd says. Augustine quickly sizes up the situation, but Kush gets the drop on them until Boyd shoots him in the foot.

So, Winona shows back up again in time to…what? What exactly did Picker do beyond assembling a chair? Is the chair a threat or is it just the fact that Augustine is targeting Raylan’s wife? Only one episode to go, but I won’t get to see it until the weekend after I get back from Japan.

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Zero Dark Olympus

The weather is whacked. On Saturday afternoon I went for a post-prandial stroll along the artificial riverwalk with my daughter. Yesterday afternoon I was out mowing the lawn. By last night it was down near freezing again. Whacked, I say.

I got a lot of work done this weekend. Satisfying work. Things crossed off the master to-do list. On Saturday, I concentrated on responding to interview questions for something that will be published this week in conjunction with another review of The Dark Tower Companion, which comes out a week from tomorrow. Through a strange piece of unfortunate timing, I’ll be in Tokyo on publication day.

Yesterday I wrote and revised (and revised, and revised) a 2500-word afterword. That’s the first one of those I’ve ever done. My contribution to the work in question hasn’t been announced yet, so I can’t reveal more details until the editor does. He read the essay this morning and deemed it “absolutely superb,” so I guess I found the right note for the piece.

I watched Zero Dark Thirty on Friday night. I had a rough idea of what it was going to be about, and of course everyone knows how it turns out, but it’s a film worth seeing anyway. The first 30 minutes are terribly grim. Pretty much wall-to-wall torture. You can see how people end up saying absolutely anything to make it stop. They aren’t necessarily lying, especially when they don’t know the answer to the question. In those circumstances, they almost have to lie because no one believes they don’t know anything. The final 30-45 minutes are the raid on the compound in Pakistan. I have no idea how true to life the staging was, but in my mind it was a fairly straight forward operation and this shows how complicated it was for the men on the ground. How many doors they had to breech and the general chaos and uncertainty involved. The middle section is mostly Jessica Chastain’s character trying to get people to listen to her theory (every day she’d rub out a number on a glass wall and replace it with a new one: the number of days since she developed what she believes is solid intelligence about bin Laden’s location) and the way her team amasses enough credible evidence to convince others. She’s a powerful actress. When her character stands up to her superiors, you expect them to run off and hide in a corner.

On Saturday, my daughter and I saw Olympus Has Fallen. I think I saw a trailer for it a few months back, but I couldn’t have told you much about it beforehand, other than that I was fairly sure it had Morgan Freeman in it. I’d skimmed Ebert’s review to see if he liked it or not, without reading any of the details. So it was a blank slate experience. Think of Independence Day without aliens crossed with Die Hard (with Gerard Butler in the place of Bruce Willis) and you’ll have a good idea of what it’s like. It’s an intense action film. My daughter (who’s 26) watched a lot of it through her fingers. The ammunition budget must have been nuts. Thousands and thousands of rounds. And the ground battles are brutal. There are more shots to the head (and knives to the brain) than in many zombie films. The movie was a good bookend to Zero Dark Thirty as it showed a less-than-successful incursion by helicopter forces. There aren’t many opportunities to take a breather until it’s all over. If you were disappointed with the latest Die Hard, check this one out.

I was interested to see Botswana on last night’s Amazing Race. We’ve read all the #1 Ladies’ Detective Agency novels, which are set there, and have even “been” to Maun in a couple of them. I dream some day of going on a safari, and Botswana looks like a good destination. The tribesmen were so funny. I wonder how serious they were about being afraid of that lion. They made for the top of the tree in a hurry without seeming to care what happened to the contestants (or the camera operators). Reading the translations of their conversations in the back of the SUVs was entertaining, too.

I wonder what the tribal shakeup will do for the Fans vs. Favorites version of Survivor. It looks like the Favorites have an opportunity to pick off the Fans one by one, regardless of which tribe wins immunity on any given day, since they have the majority numbers in both. Is that something they’d want to do? Does it make sense to end up at the merge having to compete against mostly somewhat experienced players? It’ll be interesting to see how that develops.

Constable Bob was the hero of last week’s Justified. Not only did he take a major pummeling and kept his mouth shut (well, not exactly shut, but he kept his secrets), he came up with the perfect way to get Drew (aka Drewbacca) out of Harlan. As Raylan said, people under­estimate Bob at their peril. The episode was basically a Western (they’re circling the wagons), and it was chock full of great little moments. Art frustrated that no one smokes (“this is Kentucky not Sausalito”) and then the miscue over who would throw the Molotov cocktail. Shelby’s story about meeting Arlo in Vietnam, high on LSD and trying to find the culprit in a Louis L’Amour novel. Colt’s young Gerard Derpardieu line to Tim after Tim phoned him up during the standoff. I was liking Nicky Augustine until his verbal assault on Ava, but she got the upper hand with her brandy attack. Johnny’s machinations have been exposed though, so that doesn’t bode well for him. The showdown at the high school put Boyd and Raylan back into their alma mater (“a flawed redoubt”). I wonder if Boyd appreciates that Raylan saved his life again during the confrontation at the door to the principal’s office. Who would have guessed that Art was a Guns N’ Roses fan? Only two episodes to go.

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Rick and AJ

Nearly 10 years ago, I was invited to be a guest of honor at a mini-conference in Maine called Palavercon. I didn’t have high hopes for the event, but I agreed to go. My first book was just out, so I thought I’d arrange a signing at a Portland bookstore since I was going to be in the area. I don’t remember how I got the word out (this was pre-Twitter and pre-Facebook), but I must have let some people know about the event.

The “con” was pretty much a bust and the attendees were either too hung over or otherwise occupied, so none of them got their acts together in time to make the longer-than-expected commute into Portland from Neptune or Jupiter or Pluto or wherever we were staying. The bookstore people were kind and set me up with a podium and far too many chairs, but otherwise left me to my own devices. It looked like I was going to be talking to myself for the allocated hour. A couple who used to live near us in Texas showed up for a while, but they didn’t stay long. And then in came Rick Hautala and Holly Newstein, along with Glenn and Sheila Chadbourne. They became my audience, and I couldn’t have had a better one if the room had been full. We had a wonderful visit that afternoon.

That’s the kind of guy Rick was. Friendly and supportive. I knew him primarily through Necon. Some of my favorite moments at the convention involved finding Rick sitting by himself in the quad or the courtyard, usually smoking a cigar, often with a beer at his side, invariably with a book in his hands. We’d sit and chat about everything under the sun, catching up with each other since our last chance to visit. He was outspoken and funny, a fine writer who had careers both under his own name and as A.J. Matthews. He played softball with us, and I had some great times playing minigolf with him and Holly. An even better time with him bowling a couple of years ago when it was too hot in Rhode Island for us pale writers to stand outside on a golf course for an hour or two. We had an absolute blast that morning. I treasure the memory.

I was devastated to hear the news yesterday that he had passed away from a heart attack. I had just returned from a business trip to Austin and that was the first thing that I saw when I went online. I’m pretty sure I swore out loud when I processed the information. It was quickly confirmed by multiple sources and I was struck by the outpouring of grief and appreciation. So many people considered him a friend, as do I. I can’t imagine what his family is going through at the moment. It was so sudden.

Last year, the Horror Writers Association awarded Rick with its Lifetime Achievement Award and there can be no doubt that it was both deserved and timely.

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Norman? Is that you?

Last week was Spring Break here. We spent the weekend at our favorite getaway, Surfside Beach on the gulf coast. It’s a little under a hundred miles from us but a world away. We thought the beach might be busy, but it wasn’t, and on Sunday it was nearly empty. We don’t go to sit on the beach, because that leads to sunburns, but we enjoy leaving the balcony window open and listening to the surf crashing in, a constant sound that overwhelms just about everything. It’s always relaxing. The weather was fine: sunny days and cool evenings. Can’t beat that with a stick.

While we were away, my latest blog entry at Storytellers Unplugged went live. It’s called The Strangest Time, in which I talk about the weird period immediately before publication day. It gets weirder: Turns out I’m going to be in Tokyo on the day The Dark Tower Companion is published (April 2). Not exactly the best planning in the world, but these things happen.

I received contributor copies of Dead Reckonings #12 yesterday. I have two pieces in this issue. The first is a dual review (Peter Straub, The Ballad of Ballard and Sandrine; Graham Joyce, Some Kind of Fairy Tale) and the other is a dialog with Hank Wagner about two Bradbury novels, Dandelion Wine and Something Wicked This Way Comes. I’ve never done anything quite like that before, but it was fun. Hank and I go back a number of years and we see eye-to-eye on a lot of things, but we also had different perspectives on these two books.

Got caught up on a number of TV shows from over the weekend. The Walking Dead was a wasted hour. Andrea decides to make her move but, by the end of the episode, she’s worse off than when she started. Her strategy was somewhat questionable. Of course the Governor knew where she was going, so all he had to do was go in that general direction and find her. Her one good move was the trick with the door near the end, which could have paid off, and might have been even better if she’d at least tried to steal the Governor’s truck. Rick, of course, thought he was seeing things again when Andrea showed up on the outskirts, only to be tackled at the eleventh hour. Kudos to Milton, though, for showing some guts. I presume he was the one who scorched the walkers, and I also presume the Governor knows. The sight of the burned walkers was one of the most graphic in the series, in my opinion. They take a licking and keep on ticking.

The Amazing Race wasn’t exactly action-packed, either, starting with the father/son team’s decision to drop out because of the father’s injury. From that point on it was pretty much clockwork, though it was fun watching the country singers get stumped by the chess puzzle.

Last night’s Castle was a horror-fest, predicated around a couple of people who seemed to have been scared to death after watching a horrific DVD that predicted their deaths. Sound familiar? That wasn’t the only horror movie trope thrown into the mix: they were all there, and duly noted by Castle, who was more than a little taken in by it all. Some good romantic moments between him and Beckett, and a cameo by Wes Craven who thought Castle was calling him in the middle of the night for advice because he’d been beaten at Texas Hold’em by Stephen King again.

I’d seen the promos for Bates Motel at the theater a couple of times and was suitably impressed. The first episode was promising. It’s beautifully shot and acted. The two leads are strong and there is the creepy undertone of the potential for a weird relationship between them. The body count was fairly low, but the suspense quotient was high, highlighted by a scene where the sheriff (Nestor Carbonell from Lost) uses the toilet next to the corpse of the motel’s former owner (played by the guy who was Dan Doherty on Deadwood), who has been unceremoniously crammed in the shower stall (of course). The kids at Norman’s school seem cool and accepting of him so far, but is that all a facade? And then there’s the strange book Norman found, which seems somehow connected to the unexpected and unexplained closing scene. I’ll be back next week, for sure.

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In a couple of years it will be 3.1415

Happy Pi(e) day. Two years from now we’ll get 3/14/15 @ 9:26:53. I used to have the number memorized to about 15 places after the decimal point, but I’ve since allocated those memory cells to something else. Or to nothing at all.

Yesterday, Cemetery Dance announced that they will be doing the limited edition of The Dark Tower Companion. Contractually, they can’t release this until after the trade edition comes out on April 2, but it will probably be some time in the summer before they have it ready because they just got the files from my publisher to start production. The cover art is by a young man named Guillaume Pelletier. He’s from Quebec and has done quite a bit of commercial art locally, much of it in French. When CD asked me for suggestions for cover artists, I asked my daughter if he’d be interested in the gig. Why my daughter? Oh, it happens that they’re dating. He came up with a handful of proposals and CD was pleased with the work, as was I. The cover is striking and quite different from the limited of The Road to the Dark Tower.

We’ve never seen anything before like what happened on Survivor last night. Of course, the previews had us prepared for a meltdown, but still. I think Probst was genuinely concerned that Brendan might go after Phillip. He pulled him off the mat and kept his hand on his shoulders the whole time. Apparently, he was also whispering into his mike to make sure security was on the alert and to have their psychologist standing by. Has there ever been a public polling like that before? Not that I can recall. Guy’s got more issues than a magazine, as they used to say. Even if he had quit, as he threatened to do the night before, apparently he wouldn’t have been sent home, which seemed to be what he wanted. At least it happened at a point when the favorites are well ahead. Of course, they may rejiggle the teams in the next week or two, which will shake things up. Reynold seems to be particularly charmed this season: his mad throwing skills were on display again last night (only Phillip’s equally mad strength saved the day for the favorites), and he once again found an immunity idol without a clue. He’s in a delicate position. People are going to want to keep him around for tribe strength, but as soon as there’s a merge he’s going to look like a huge threat to everyone.

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The place where every fugitive wants to go

I posted my review of NOS4A2 by Joe Hill yesterday. I finished the book a couple of months ago but held off releasing my review until it was closer to publication day. Just one more review to polish off and I can cross that off my checklist.

It’s spring break around here this week. Seems to be that way for TV, too, as a lot of shows are on hiatus. As Nathan Fillion tweeted recently when asked why there was no Castle episode that week: it takes longer for us to make them than for you to watch them. Oh, well—at least there’ve been a couple of Angry Birds updates.

Tonight’s episode of Survivor promises to be exciting, what with Brendan going off the reservation and apparently an ad hoc Tribal Council called before? during? after? a challenge.

A boring, talky episode of The Walking Dead this week. What did any of it accomplish? Andrea had a chance to make a break with the governor but passed it up. They showed the Governor’s gun in the first act and it didn’t go off in the third act. The seconds-in-command got to hang out and bond, at least. Maybe they’ll all start to realize how nuts their leaders are and stage a couple of parallel coups.

So, Drew Thompson is finally in the custody of the U.S. Marshals, but there’s still a challenge left for Raylan & Co. (Cue You’ll Never Leave Harlan Alive.) The episode had insufficient Raylan vs. Boyd for my liking. The show really sizzles when they’re in the room together. They did have their moment, though, and Raylan got one over on Boyd when he told him he’d like to send him to visit Arlo—Boyd didn’t find out what had happened to the elder Givens until nearly the end of the episode. I wonder if he thought back to that conversation.

New Justified game: take a drink every time someone says “asshole.” Boyd’s little speech about Raylan’s path not taken would have been a two-fer. If Raylan had chosen the same path as Arlo he’d “still be able to shoot people and be an asshole. Your two favorite activities. Except you’d be a rich asshole.”

Not that I recall Arlo ever being rich, and every time Boyd stacks away some cash someone relieves him of it. He thought he was making a good investment by paying $300K for Ellen May and Drew, only to turn around and sell Drew to the Detroit mob for $500K. That was before Limehouse decided to throw a spanner in the works. Leave it to Ellen May to have an idea that took her and Drew to a place that everyone knew she would use as a last resort. It was an interesting touch to have Drew see a stray dog on the side of the road, which reminded him of Ellen May, I guess.

It was an episode of strong speeches. First there was Art’s in which he expressed appreciation for all that Drew Thompson accomplished over the years. “That’s some bad ass shit,” he said. Rachel got to poke some holes in Raylan’s aloof veneer and Johnny got to lament to Raylan about his sorry lot in life vis-a-vis Boyd. He didn’t get a lot of sympathy. “That the shit that happens when you choose to live the life of a small-time asshole.” (Drink!) Finally, Limehouse related his dream of flying a jumbo jet filled with people from the “holler.”

There were some unexpected developments. Force to choose between Ellen May and Drew, Boyd was in favor of the former because she posed a greater risk to Ava. (Awwww.) But then he turns around and gives Drew to Colt to deliver. I guess that makes sense, as it keeps Boyd at arm’s length if things go south, but Colt’s track record hasn’t been all that great and if Ellen May could give him the slip, what about clever old Drew? Not that things would have turned out any differently if Boyd had taken him.

My favorite little moment was Rachel responding to Raylan’s description of the women’s underwear they found in Drew’s house that gave him the clue that Ellen May was with him. They weren’t a lady’s panties, he said. They were a whore’s panties. “By the way, I have that same pair of panties…” Is she still flirting with him? After all, she’d just told him that he was “easy on the eyes.” And Raylan seemed to want her to start singing show tunes.

Another funny moment: Wynn Duffy and his friend react to the summons to Harlan. “Have you got a passport?” Wynn asks. “You need a passport to get into Harlan?” I also liked it when Boyd asked the conspiracy nut if he had another battery for his drill before blowing dust off the terminals.

Finally, it seems like Mexico is missing out on a prime ad campaign. They should be marketing to fugitives. It’s the place to go when you’re on the run from the law. If the U.S. Marshals went on a sweep up the coast, I’m sure they’d clear their “most wanted” list in no time.

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Time flies

There’s always one clock that you forget to reset. It’s in an out-of-the-way location and it completely slips your mind. And yet, that’s the one that you notice and believe the next day. The one that makes you wonder why on earth the morning is going by so slowly. Then you realize your mistake and you leap forward an hour once again.

I really did not want to get up at 5 a.m. today for my writing session, but I did anyway. I’m on a mission to clear off my desk. I have two more book reviews to write (one of them is all but finished), a short story to finish and a Storytellers Unplugged essay to write. Then I have to reread a novel and write something about it. Then I’m going to spend a day or two cleaning up my short story submissions. I have a bunch that have been out far too long. A couple of them have probably been rejected by default, but I want to check up on a couple of others and then get all the ones that are lying fallow out to new potential homes.

Once all that’s done (before the end of the month), I’m going to start working on a novel again. I’ve been putting that off for far too long. It’s time.

I posted my review of The Burn Palace by Stephen Dobyns yesterday. It’s a really cool book that keeps you guessing all the way through. The omniscient point of view reminded me at times of the opening of Black House. I was never sure how supernatural the story was going to be. I’ve only read one other of Dobyns’ novels, but I think I’ll check some more out when I have the time.

The folks at The Tomb of Dark Delights posted a new review of the revised and updated edition of The Illustrated Stephen King Trivia Book this weekend. In part: “Stephen King fans will love this entertaining and completely updated collection of minutiae about the author and his work. Opening this book is like opening a bag of Cheetos—you just can’t stop once you get started.”

More than one person has been evicted from Survivor with an immunity idol in his pocket, but no team has ever gone home from The Amazing Race with an Express Pass in their back pack before. I can’t help but appreciate the irony that the team they gave the second pass to won the leg, and one of the contestants is in a cast. John seemed very que sera sera about it all. Jessica, not so much. They were also the team that went to some random address and started building something and it wasn’t even part of the race. No wonder the old guy there looked so perplexed.

We watched Anna Karenina this weekend. It’s only about the fourteenth time someone has made a film out of this novel. Playwright Tom Stoppard scripted this one, and it might be tempting to assume that he was responsible for the theatrical staging, but apparently that was the director’s idea. It’s a little disorienting at times. Characters walk through the set, changing outfits on the fly. Flats move into and out of frame as the scenes transition. It’s all quite stylish and fascinating, but the story is so complex that adding an extra layer of complexity doesn’t serve it well. This film concentrates on the love story, jettisoning some of the politics and other subplots of the novel, but it’s a difficult story. There was a waiter at a local restaurant that I go to after work sometimes who saw that I was reading and engaged me in conversation. He was a young Hispanic guy with a pony tail and he proclaimed that he had just finished reading a book. I admit my prejudice when I assumed that it might be Twilight or something of that ilk but, no, it was Anna Karenina. He wasn’t sure whether he liked it or not yet—he was still working that out. I have to say that I wasn’t terribly fond of this story. Keira Knightley was just fine, but her character is a difficult one to like.

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How to lose that snarky attitude in no time

My latest essay/review is up on FEARnet. It’s called ROOM 237: Sometimes a Cigar Is a Moon Rocket, in which I review the documentary film wherein five unseen narrators discuss their, um, unique inter­pretations of the Stanley Kubrick film, The Shining. It’s a movie best experienced in small doses, I think, lest the feeling of a vast conspiracy overcome you. I’ve already had one comment chastising me for being snarky (actually, I rather enjoyed being snarky when I wrote it) and pointing out some equally astonishing and amazingly dense exegesis of the film.

I’m working on my interview answers for the April issue of The Big Thrill from the ITW. What a great organiza­tion in terms of providing publicity for its membership. And it’s hard to beat a group where it doesn’t cost anything to be an active member. Their fund-raising activities have been so successful that they waive the fees for actives.

The fans are starting to fall apart on Survivor. After an initial misstep by the favorites, it’s been downhill for these so-called fans. I can’t be alone in being happy that Shamar is gone. I think he messed up the reward challenge by kneeling and taking up most of the room on the tiny platform. His laziness around camp was unparalleled. I can’t pass any judgment on his injury, but apparently it wasn’t Probst’s first visit to the camp on his behalf. The extra clip from the episode featuring Philip was revealing. The guy is smart and you have to wonder how much of his behavior on camera is an act. The clip was amazingly lucid and rational. And what is with this guy Reynold? Is he secretly a major league pitcher? The guy has mad throwing skills. Not good enough to catch up with Philip in the immunity challenge, but almost. Poor guy had to sacrifice his hidden immunity idol only to discover (or, at least, we discover­ed) that no one voted for him except for Laura. It looks like Brendan is finally going to walk the walk instead of talking the talk next week. I’m not sure what he hopes to accomplish by doing this. You’d think a person would at least wait until the merge before sabotaging your tribe.

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